Imagine if United broke their wage structure for a 33yr old who refuses to track back? Imagine if United couldn’t get a tune from two attackers who cost 1/4 of a billion? Imagine if the United manager lost 4 on the bounce?

Imagine the rag tops and talkshite for the next week!

Haven't hated a commentary team this much since last time United played on Sky

Professional football players, honestly, that's what they are

You'd hope that when Jadon Sancho gets older that he'd get wiser and see how silly his social media posts are, and at that point, he will know what he wants to be coz top flight football with one decent game in ten isn't for him

That's the worst united side since the last time I said it last Thursday

It's just f#cking exhausting being a supporter of this club

Display aside, I have to congratulate the Bournemouth supporters on their absolute pisstake today , world class 👏

Is Football Dartsmas the worst yet? #nothandlingthiswell

Amorim grilled on comments from a player before another big game, a player saying he's a true red and a professional #makeitstop

Don't know about all of you, but I'm staying humble #mufc

I'm here for the demise of City but closing my eyes singing LaLaLa for the praise of the other team #happynothappy

I'm starting to like football again #wegotthis

Oh the drama of Manchester United 💥

Liverpool now 16 points ahead of us, but we got a game in hand 👍 #wegotthis