Organizing for a move reveals that my entire house is like a series of junk drawers: each room has the equivalent of a box of staples, a spatula, a lone sock, a cookbook, a Tupperware lid, 20-year old eyeshadow, and a floppy disk. #shame #despair

Also: anything generative. I signed up to get back in a clay studio this summer. Last time was in 2001. It’s time.

I was worn out by the end (didn’t help that I wasn’t prepared for a film long enough to have an intermission. 😝).

Jimmy Carter, RIP. We should all be remembered as a good, unselfish human, as you will be.

A moment to suggest to @beckyselengut.bsky.social that the humble rutabaga is definitely not misunderstood in the land of Norwegian immigrants (having my Christmas at Luther buffet plate in my office before I head down to rove among tables of alumni in Norwegian sweaters).

Excuse me while I go CUT ME A SWITCH.

I have several multi use cast iron skillets, but two of them (one small, one large) are single use: cornbread only.

Pro tip: if you are a Southerner and pick up a Tgiving meal from a restaurant in a northern state because they advertised “cornbread dressing” instead of stuffing, ascertain that it has more than a tablespoon of said dressing distributed through bread stuffing (😠).

My work here is done. @marcseattle.bsky.social

You are known as “Poodle” by @marcseattle.bsky.social — oh, wait, many already knew that and now your legions of new followers know it, as well. 😝

Glad I made it in before the gates slammed shut. 😉

The danger of sitting in the front row at the theater: I was pressed into service to be a tree upon which Orlando tacked a love verse to Rosalind. Still, I’ve had less interesting roles. 😉

They deep fry turkeys—for the show only.

I mean, it’s mild, but…😝

Would they sub for wood ear in, say, hot and sour soup?

I followed a German account and now ALL my suggestions are German. 🤷🏼 And I probably just ensured the algorithm will double down. 😑