typewriter sinking into the sea
@jkci.bsky.social
Developer, editor, strategist, gamer. Native Hawaiian in the wrong biome.
Called out sick to work today and she's really hamming it up
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Called out sick to work today and she's really hamming it up
Remember to do your reps!
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Remember to do your reps!
There needs to be a safe word for work. Like I can just say "Wildebeest" and the meeting immediately stops and I get to go home.
January 27, 2026 at 3:35 PM
There needs to be a safe word for work. Like I can just say "Wildebeest" and the meeting immediately stops and I get to go home.
chicken tea
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
chicken tea
I feel like ADHD is uniquely terrible right now because I've gone from "I can't start working on that yet - I have a doctor's appointment at 1PM" to "I can't start working on that yet - I don't know when we're going to invade Greenland."
January 21, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I feel like ADHD is uniquely terrible right now because I've gone from "I can't start working on that yet - I have a doctor's appointment at 1PM" to "I can't start working on that yet - I don't know when we're going to invade Greenland."
In lieu of accurate jobs reports, I'd like to propose the number of incel comments under random Reddit posts as a leading economic indicator.
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
In lieu of accurate jobs reports, I'd like to propose the number of incel comments under random Reddit posts as a leading economic indicator.
It's great how there's a turning point in your life where you don't really recover from health issues they just become a sort of permanent status effect.
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's great how there's a turning point in your life where you don't really recover from health issues they just become a sort of permanent status effect.
In retrospect Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie were so funny like, what if my wife had power
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
In retrospect Bewitched and I Dream of Jeannie were so funny like, what if my wife had power
Shark Dentist is coming to PC soon
YouTube video by Tholwaldor
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December 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Counting down the days until someone deepfakes a full 80 minute rendition of Sinbad's Shazaam and the world never knows truth again.
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Counting down the days until someone deepfakes a full 80 minute rendition of Sinbad's Shazaam and the world never knows truth again.
Learned today that Accent is gentrified Ajinomoto.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Learned today that Accent is gentrified Ajinomoto.
Has it been too long and I simply don't remember that the SATs had spooky twist endings?
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Has it been too long and I simply don't remember that the SATs had spooky twist endings?
"I know, I know; I'm not who you thought you were meeting.
However, I am equally attractive, based on weighted vector math.
And while I understand that a photo just enough unlike myself as to be unrecognizable is the premise of a horror story, rest assured it is flight attendant approved."
However, I am equally attractive, based on weighted vector math.
And while I understand that a photo just enough unlike myself as to be unrecognizable is the premise of a horror story, rest assured it is flight attendant approved."
November 22, 2025 at 6:34 AM
"I know, I know; I'm not who you thought you were meeting.
However, I am equally attractive, based on weighted vector math.
And while I understand that a photo just enough unlike myself as to be unrecognizable is the premise of a horror story, rest assured it is flight attendant approved."
However, I am equally attractive, based on weighted vector math.
And while I understand that a photo just enough unlike myself as to be unrecognizable is the premise of a horror story, rest assured it is flight attendant approved."
pawprietor
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
pawprietor
guys I found the cloud
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
guys I found the cloud
Today's unusually exciting Wikipedia page is the history of the Ferris wheel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferris_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferris_...
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Today's unusually exciting Wikipedia page is the history of the Ferris wheel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferris_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferris_...
Google Antigravity
Google Antigravity - Build the new way
antigravity.google
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
oh god oh no what
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
oh god oh no what
kill the weather
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
kill the weather
A perfectly normal drink menu.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A perfectly normal drink menu.
It's been long enough. We can start shocking people who don't add alt-text and readable anchors to web content.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It's been long enough. We can start shocking people who don't add alt-text and readable anchors to web content.
and they say the American dream is over
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
and they say the American dream is over
they make her feel like a soft leather couch
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
they make her feel like a soft leather couch
rebalancing my stock portfolio based on the White House Ball Bribery Index
October 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
rebalancing my stock portfolio based on the White House Ball Bribery Index