J. Karp
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J. Karp
@jkarp19.bsky.social
I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.
What's our trade deficit with Mar-a-Lago? We should tariff the club.
April 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
February 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Who goes to McDonald’s when Sheetz is across the street?
... He showed the same fake ID to the cops? Still has the gun and silencer on him?

Either the guy intended to be caught or his meticulous plan included leaving his brain in NYC.

Also props to NYTimes for this level of detail for anyone who mistakenly believed Altoona is a metropolis.
December 9, 2024 at 7:56 PM