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I just grabbed another grown adult man’s water bottle that looks just like mine and took a few sips from it before I realized. He was very cool about it but I’d still like suggestions on which method I should use to KMS.
December 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I just grabbed another grown adult man’s water bottle that looks just like mine and took a few sips from it before I realized. He was very cool about it but I’d still like suggestions on which method I should use to KMS.
Oh shit I hope no one wanted this slice of pie I’m eating tipsy over the kitchen counter!
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Oh shit I hope no one wanted this slice of pie I’m eating tipsy over the kitchen counter!
I love how much energy I exert keeping my lips, face, and nostrils moisturized on airplanes while fully dehydrating myself with Jack and diets from the inside.
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I love how much energy I exert keeping my lips, face, and nostrils moisturized on airplanes while fully dehydrating myself with Jack and diets from the inside.
Chelsea better be working OR asleep becuase she isn’t responding to any of my airport texts! So it’s all going to bluesky.
November 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Chelsea better be working OR asleep becuase she isn’t responding to any of my airport texts! So it’s all going to bluesky.
I have no time for exposition nor world building! Where is the smut?!
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I have no time for exposition nor world building! Where is the smut?!
Trying to start a new SCI-FI book at the airport bar?! JOKES! I might as well be reading the yellow pages!
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Trying to start a new SCI-FI book at the airport bar?! JOKES! I might as well be reading the yellow pages!
That drive into LAX was NOT IT divas! When is this lil train supposed to be finished?
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
That drive into LAX was NOT IT divas! When is this lil train supposed to be finished?
I did a lot of socializing this weekend! I deserve these chicken wings!
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I did a lot of socializing this weekend! I deserve these chicken wings!
I’ve decided to watch the wiz! Happy Sunday!
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’ve decided to watch the wiz! Happy Sunday!
I’ve been treating myself to a CRISP diet doctor P Fridays after gym and groceries!
November 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I’ve been treating myself to a CRISP diet doctor P Fridays after gym and groceries!
Ugh I fear I’m not charismatic enough to be as annoying as I am!
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ugh I fear I’m not charismatic enough to be as annoying as I am!
Is it problematic to want to filter YouTube recipes by race?
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Is it problematic to want to filter YouTube recipes by race?
Oh wow I’m yappy this morning.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Oh wow I’m yappy this morning.
Idk how my mom and grandma do it. I’m making one humble dish for Friendsgiving and I’ve been to the grocery store no less than 3 times. AND I STILL GOTTA GO BACK AND GET THE FRESH HERBS!
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Idk how my mom and grandma do it. I’m making one humble dish for Friendsgiving and I’ve been to the grocery store no less than 3 times. AND I STILL GOTTA GO BACK AND GET THE FRESH HERBS!
I have a 4 day weekend and you hoes are jealous!
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I have a 4 day weekend and you hoes are jealous!
I’d be such a good runner if it weren’t for my knees, feet, shins, and laziness.
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’d be such a good runner if it weren’t for my knees, feet, shins, and laziness.
Every 8-10 months I remember I’m obsessed with Stickwitu by the pussycat dolls.
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every 8-10 months I remember I’m obsessed with Stickwitu by the pussycat dolls.
I’m watching Physical Asia and I fear if there were a plaster mold of my bust it would look like a hefty bag full of milk.
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’m watching Physical Asia and I fear if there were a plaster mold of my bust it would look like a hefty bag full of milk.
That first sip of Diet Coke the morning after a night out!!! Is there anything better??!??
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
That first sip of Diet Coke the morning after a night out!!! Is there anything better??!??
I wish I could time travel so I could taste a chipotle burrito circa 2006.
October 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I wish I could time travel so I could taste a chipotle burrito circa 2006.
Having several ridiculously large bowls in the kitchen has been a game changer. Get them!
October 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Having several ridiculously large bowls in the kitchen has been a game changer. Get them!
Gym and grocery!
October 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Gym and grocery!
We, as a society, need to do more moseying.
October 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We, as a society, need to do more moseying.
Today calls for a SECOND morning Diet Coke!
October 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Today calls for a SECOND morning Diet Coke!
The only thing getting me through this week is the thought of reading on a bar patio on a Sunday afternoon and buying 1-3 cookbooks tipsy at the bookstore.
October 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The only thing getting me through this week is the thought of reading on a bar patio on a Sunday afternoon and buying 1-3 cookbooks tipsy at the bookstore.