Jincy Willett
@jincywillett.bsky.social
Fiction writer, workshop tutor, old woman.
Hi, It's Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...
Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology
“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...
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October 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hi, It's Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-...
Of Course the President Feels Strange About Paying Himself $230 Million of Taxpayers' Money, but Really, What Else Is He Supposed to Do? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/of-...
Of Course the President Feels Strange About Paying Himself $230 Million of Taxpayers’ Money, but Really, What Else Is He Supposed to Do?
“President Trump is demanding that the Justice Department pay him about $230 million in compensation for the federal investigations into him, accor...
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October 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Of Course the President Feels Strange About Paying Himself $230 Million of Taxpayers' Money, but Really, What Else Is He Supposed to Do? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/of-...
We Don’t Need the Voting Rights Act Anymore, and You Can Tell by How Great Race Relations Are in America Right Now www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-...
We Don’t Need the Voting Rights Act Anymore, and You Can Tell by How Great Race Relations Are in America Right Now
“The U.S. Supreme Court, hearing arguments Wednesday over a core provision of the Voting Rights Act, appeared inclined to limit the use of the land...
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October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We Don’t Need the Voting Rights Act Anymore, and You Can Tell by How Great Race Relations Are in America Right Now www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-...
Young Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...
Young Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things
“Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery, and rape…. Vice President JD Vance downplayed [the] bi...
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October 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Young Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...
A new book!
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A new book!
My first collaboration with Patrick Chappatte
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October 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
A new book!
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On the Red Carpet of the Nobel Prizes www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/on-...
On the Red Carpet of the Nobel Prizes
INTERVIEWER: Chemical engineer Dr. Chesel Amniotiv is looking resplendent in orange gabardine, with cobalt accents of actual cobalt. Let’s see if w...
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October 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
On the Red Carpet of the Nobel Prizes www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/on-...
We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-...
We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You
President Trump had another successful week of what is already the greatest presidency of all time, and yet, the woke leftist mob continues to deli...
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October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
We Are Not Fascists, and If You Call Us Fascists, We Will Arrest You www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/we-...
Ways the National Guard Can Actually Help "War-Ravaged" Portland www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/way...
Ways the National Guard Can Actually Help “War-Ravaged” Portland
“President Trump’s declaration on Saturday that he had authorized the use of federal forces to ‘protect war-ravaged’ Portland, Ore., prompted bewil...
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September 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Ways the National Guard Can Actually Help "War-Ravaged" Portland www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/way...
The Trump Administration's Recommendations for Managing Pregnancy Discomfort www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The Trump Administration’s Recommendations for Managing Pregnancy Discomfort
“For this reason, they are strongly recommending that women limit Tylenol use during pregnancy unless medically necessary. That’s, for instance, in...
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September 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Trump Administration's Recommendations for Managing Pregnancy Discomfort www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The Last Remaining Newspaper's Obituary for David Duke, ca. 2033 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The Last Remaining Newspaper’s Obituary for David Duke, ca. 2033
The following message has been approved by the FCC, Louisiana Commissar’s Branch.
- - -David Ernest Duke, devoted father, community leader, and pas...
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September 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The Last Remaining Newspaper's Obituary for David Duke, ca. 2033 www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
Thirteen Bible Verses That Prove Jesus Was a Republican www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...
Thirteen Bible Verses That Prove Jesus Was a Republican
1. “And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God… unl...
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September 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Thirteen Bible Verses That Prove Jesus Was a Republican www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...
Updated Trump Administration FCC Guidelines for Late-Night TV Hosts www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/upd...
Updated Trump Administration FCC Guidelines for Late-Night TV Hosts
“ABC pulls Jimmy Kimmel off air for Charlie Kirk comments after FCC pressure.” — New York Times
- - -The FCC has long held that “the public interes...
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September 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Updated Trump Administration FCC Guidelines for Late-Night TV Hosts www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/upd...
How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left
If a Democratic lawmaker and her husband are gunned down, it’s an isolated incident carried out by a lone wolf.
If a right-wing activist is gunned ...
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September 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/how...
The Head of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration Explains Why It's No Longer Recommending the Use of Seat Belts www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The Head of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration Explains Why It’s No Longer Recommending the Use of Seat Belts
“In the seven months since he was sworn in, Mr. Kennedy has delivered a lukewarm endorsement of the measles vaccine; dismantled a panel of experts ...
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September 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The Head of the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration Explains Why It's No Longer Recommending the Use of Seat Belts www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
Godzilla Defends Its Recent Attacks on Cities www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/god...
Godzilla Defends Its Recent Attacks on Cities
The radical urbanist media loves to throw around baseless accusations like “rampage.” “Godzilla rampages,” “cities destroyed in rampage,” and “worl...
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September 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Godzilla Defends Its Recent Attacks on Cities www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/god...
Other Quotes from AI-Generated Founding Fathers at the Trump-Commisioned Founders Museum www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oth...
Other Quotes from AI-Generated Founding Fathers at the Trump-Commisioned Founders Museum
“A new history exhibit commissioned by the Trump administration has some historians perplexed…. The museum features over 40 AI-generated short vide...
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September 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Other Quotes from AI-Generated Founding Fathers at the Trump-Commisioned Founders Museum www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/oth...
Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cri...
Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC
“President Donald Trump said on Monday he was deploying 800 National Guard troops to Washington and temporarily taking over the city’s police depar...
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August 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Crimes I Have Witnessed as a Resident of Washington, DC www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/cri...
Is he opposed to mail-in ballots because if voters have to vote in person they can be assaulted by ICE creeps? Just wondering.
August 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Is he opposed to mail-in ballots because if voters have to vote in person they can be assaulted by ICE creeps? Just wondering.
Texas Democrats Are Subverting Democracy by Preventing Us from Subverting Democracy www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tex...
Texas Democrats Are Subverting Democracy by Preventing Us from Subverting Democracy
“Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on Monday ordered the civil arrest of Democratic lawmakers who fled the state to block a vote on a Republican-backed congre...
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August 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Texas Democrats Are Subverting Democracy by Preventing Us from Subverting Democracy www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/tex...
Liberals Get So Upset About Every Little Jeans Ad and Blatant Corruption Scandal www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/lib...
Liberals Get So Upset About Every Little Jeans Ad and Blatant Corruption Scandal
Some hyper-sensitive Americans love to cry buckets of liberal tears over every minor provocation, like the Sydney Sweeney jeans ad or how the polic...
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August 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Liberals Get So Upset About Every Little Jeans Ad and Blatant Corruption Scandal www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/lib...
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently — theonion.com/shocking-vid...
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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August 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently — theonion.com/shocking-vid...
Our Racist Chatbot Is Now In Charge of All the Weapons www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our...
Our Racist Chatbot Is Now In Charge of All the Weapons
“The Pentagon has signed a multi-million dollar deal to begin using Elon Musk’s artificial intelligence chatbot, Grok, as part of a wider rollout o...
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July 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Our Racist Chatbot Is Now In Charge of All the Weapons www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/our...
July 6, 2025
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July 6, 2025
At least 80 people are dead and more than 40 are still missing in Central Texas after almost a foot (30 centimeters) of rain caused flash floods overnight on Friday.
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July 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
July 6, 2025
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Don’t Be Ridiculous, "Alligator Alcatraz" Is Not Another Example of History Repeating Itself www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/don...
Don’t Be Ridiculous, “Alligator Alcatraz” Is Not Another Example of History Repeating Itself
Oh, come on. ICE’s new detention center, Alligator Alcatraz, is nothing like a concentration camp. For one thing, historians unanimously agree that...
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July 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Don’t Be Ridiculous, "Alligator Alcatraz" Is Not Another Example of History Repeating Itself www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/don...