Jim Webber
jimwebber.org
Jim Webber
@jimwebber.org
Chief Scientist @ Neo4j
Hands down the best Christmas movie of all time.
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Reposted by Jim Webber
Joy Division vs Charlie Brown dance party also slaps...
October 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
This beggars belief.

It is insane to be spending almost twice as much upgrading the UK's gas network than its electricity network. The gas network must quickly become legacy, not future-proofed.

www.theguardian.com/money/2025/d...
Households face higher energy bills as £28bn grid upgrade gets go-ahead
Plan to improve gas networks and rewire electricity systems across Great Britain likely to add £30 to average annual bill
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Nils "nominative determinism" Pratley at it again.

If only there was some magical technology that could multiply the calorific value of the limited gas by 3-4x, then all our heating worries would be solved.

Oh wait, there is.

Heat pumps = energy security.

www.theguardian.com/business/nil...
Report detailing risks to UK gas security was not one to bury on budget day | Nils Pratley
Facts in Neso’s stark assessment have been ignored for years – yet running out could be government-toppling event
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Hey Melbournians! There's a neo4j meetup tomorrow night. One talk on graphs and AI, and me on some cool research on scalable transactions for graphs. Sign up here: www.meetup.com/graphdb-melb...
Graph Database Melbourne | Meetup
Welcome to the **Graph Database Melbourne User Group**, a group for anyone interested in exploring the intersection of graphs, artificial intelligence, machine learning, gen-ai big data, and analytics...
www.meetup.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
That @joneaves.bsky.social fella is fine company, highly recommended. Didn’t try to factorise large primes even once.
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
To paraphrase Alf Dubs, "there goes one more Labour vote." Mine.
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
While I do not condone violence, there is straightforwardly no equivalence between antifascists and fascists. Feels like Germany has gone down this path before and it did not end well.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Seven alleged members of German far-left group go on trial over attacks
Militant group Antifa Ost said to be behind assaults on rightwing extremists in Germany and Hungary
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
This is an excellent piece on graphs and semantics. Very balanced and well researched: substack.com/inbox/post/1...
Labels as the Real Semantic Layer of LPG in GraphRAG and Applied Knowledge Graphs
Table of Contents
substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Hey journalists! I know you're very smart and literate, but you are not very numerate.

This should say "your already very expensive shopping is going up by another 3.6%" Instead you imply things are getting better for me, rather than getting worse at a slightly slower rate than feared.
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 AM
This is simply lovely - the agentic graph of Stranger Things. Feels like a return to form for @neo4j.com's nerd-led marketing!

neo4j.com/blog/news/ho...
"Stranger Things"  —  The Gate to True Sight With Graph Intelligence  - Graph Database & Analytics
The final season of "Stranger Things" is upon us. Discover how Neo4j used graph technology to build HopperGraph and model fan predictions.
neo4j.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Heh, science.
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not so much solar power in these Autumnal days. Elon pushed a new firmware update to my batteries that is "smarter" and greatly limits the amount of (cheap, off peak) electricity I import.

Now I don't have enough battery power to get through the day if I do laundry etc.
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Today in “politicians don’t understand computers”
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
This will not end well.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Pratley by name...
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I could definitely argue any parking fine for this, right?
November 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JFC. Seems like the UK Labour policy wonks have been kicked in the head by a horse.

The alternative: Tax heavy polluting vehicles properly, including stupidly large EVs, through VED.

Stop subsidising fossil fuels. Increase benefits for low-income people to offset the removal of said subsidies.
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
November 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
No Nazis on scooters?
October 27, 2025 at 9:33 AM
TIL that I badly mispronounce the Spanish verb to pay (pagar). Thankfully the bloke at the cafe had a sense of humour when I told him “I’d like to hit with my card, please.” (pegar)
October 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I’m hoping this is the Guardian being the Guardian. The Bank of England should know that private schools fees are not in its basket of goods and services for measuring CPI, I imagine because so few people pay private school fees.
October 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Me: which cities or towns are in more than one country.

AI: Cities located in more than one country are rare, but examples include Istanbul (straddling Europe and Asia).

The same company's knowledge graph could, no doubt, have answered correctly.
October 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This is the most thermodynamically illiterate BS that I’ve read in a long time:

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

note also the 2% by volume which is much smaller as a proportion of energy.

Absolutely dismal.
Energy firms complete UK’s first ‘hydrogen blending’ trial to power grid
A 2% blend of low-carbon gas injected into gas grid to fuel Brigg power station in North Lincolnshire is a UK first
www.theguardian.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Incredibly sad and shameful.
#OtD 9 Oct 1945 the UK Labour govt defended its jailing of 226 Spanish Civil War and anti-Nazi resistance fighters, describing them as "members of an enemy paramilitary organisation". Some killed themselves, others were deported to Spain for execution stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1094...
October 9, 2025 at 7:57 AM