Jimmy The Kid
@jimmythekid27.bsky.social
I am an #alien 👽 in a human body. I love life & planet #Earth too bad I am just visiting
I’m not saying I’m attractive...
but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom.
I turn the shower on. 👽
but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom.
I turn the shower on. 👽
January 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m not saying I’m attractive...
but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom.
I turn the shower on. 👽
but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom.
I turn the shower on. 👽
Good sex is like playing bridge (any game) cards.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
👽
January 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Good sex is like playing bridge (any game) cards.
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
👽
If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
👽
Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
...errr duh
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...errr duh
👽
January 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
...errr duh
👽
...errr duh
👽
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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January 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
👽
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If people are trying to bring you down, all it means is that you are above them. 👽
November 21, 2024 at 11:24 PM
If people are trying to bring you down, all it means is that you are above them. 👽
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Sex is like comedy.
Most of the time, I don't get it, but I act like I do.
Cha bah Boo bah zAnG
Most of the time, I don't get it, but I act like I do.
Cha bah Boo bah zAnG
December 14, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Sex is like comedy.
Most of the time, I don't get it, but I act like I do.
Cha bah Boo bah zAnG
Most of the time, I don't get it, but I act like I do.
Cha bah Boo bah zAnG
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No one is really listening until you fart 🙄
December 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
No one is really listening until you fart 🙄
So, you have a terrible holiday hangover🤢🤮
I bet you will never drink again.
🤣😂
I bet you will never drink again.
🤣😂
December 25, 2024 at 5:27 PM
So, you have a terrible holiday hangover🤢🤮
I bet you will never drink again.
🤣😂
I bet you will never drink again.
🤣😂
No one is really listening until you fart 🙄
December 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
No one is really listening until you fart 🙄
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November 21, 2024 at 12:17 AM
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What will it take for humans to look at each other differently and with respect?
Answer👇
Alien 👽 invasion 👽
Answer👇
Alien 👽 invasion 👽
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 AM
What will it take for humans to look at each other differently and with respect?
Answer👇
Alien 👽 invasion 👽
Answer👇
Alien 👽 invasion 👽
I tried being normal once.
Worst 5 minutes of my life.
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Worst 5 minutes of my life.
👽
December 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I tried being normal once.
Worst 5 minutes of my life.
👽
Worst 5 minutes of my life.
👽
If you don't follow back
I remove you
Sorry not sorry
@miamidolphins.bsky.social peeps
And other earthlings 👽
I remove you
Sorry not sorry
@miamidolphins.bsky.social peeps
And other earthlings 👽
December 14, 2024 at 8:12 PM
If you don't follow back
I remove you
Sorry not sorry
@miamidolphins.bsky.social peeps
And other earthlings 👽
I remove you
Sorry not sorry
@miamidolphins.bsky.social peeps
And other earthlings 👽
I got
@miamidolphins.bsky.social
#Fins4daWin vs HOU
@patriots.bsky.social +6
#MSPpicks #Zippy
#DraftKings
@miamidolphins.bsky.social
#Fins4daWin vs HOU
@patriots.bsky.social +6
#MSPpicks #Zippy
#DraftKings
December 14, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Sex is like comedy.
Most of the time, I don't get it, but I act like I do.
Cha bah Boo bah zAnG
Most of the time, I don't get it, but I act like I do.
Cha bah Boo bah zAnG
December 14, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Sex is like comedy.
Most of the time, I don't get it, but I act like I do.
Cha bah Boo bah zAnG
Most of the time, I don't get it, but I act like I do.
Cha bah Boo bah zAnG
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The best parties are the ones you can't remember.
Just don't drive or walk anywhere
Just don't drive or walk anywhere
November 21, 2024 at 12:50 AM
The best parties are the ones you can't remember.
Just don't drive or walk anywhere
Just don't drive or walk anywhere
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Why do feet smell and noses run?
November 21, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Why do feet smell and noses run?
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November 21, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
If people are trying to bring you down, all it means is that you are above them. 👽
November 21, 2024 at 11:24 PM
If people are trying to bring you down, all it means is that you are above them. 👽
What will it take for humans to look at each other differently and with respect?
Answer👇
Alien 👽 invasion 👽
Answer👇
Alien 👽 invasion 👽
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 AM
What will it take for humans to look at each other differently and with respect?
Answer👇
Alien 👽 invasion 👽
Answer👇
Alien 👽 invasion 👽
The best parties are the ones you can't remember.
Just don't drive or walk anywhere
Just don't drive or walk anywhere
November 21, 2024 at 12:50 AM
The best parties are the ones you can't remember.
Just don't drive or walk anywhere
Just don't drive or walk anywhere
November 21, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Why do feet smell and noses run?
November 21, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Why do feet smell and noses run?