one time my former boss publicly humiliated me by correcting my use of “flushed out” to “fleshed out” and explained why i was wrong in front of all my colleagues.

AI drive-thru taco bell my 13th reason.

say it with me: breaking news alerts should never be paywalled what the actual fuck.

we all started calling influencers creators without bullying them enough for that.

“ciara, play ride by siri”

this diva.

if you go to a store with the intent to buy things to resell at a higher price to people who actually want said things i do think you are a bad person!

the new “i’m the one you want. it’s ME. it’s meeeeeeeeeeeeee!” in defying gravity is actually totally worth holding space for.

glad(he)ate(her): paul mescal on my ass.

*sabrina carpenter voice* have you ever tried holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity??

why on earth would you need a smart bidet

I’m rewatching Pretty Little Liars in 2024 and A is a marketing team’s wet dream. She is boots on the ground. She is boiling the ocean. She is *for sure* circling back to that.

Has someone created an app integration to help find X mutuals? I feel like that was the issue with Threads taking off. Here for the hehes and hahas, not the virtue signaling of “I helped protect democracy, f4f? 💙”

Hi.