Jimmy Gardner
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Jimmy Gardner
@jimmygards.bsky.social
Curious idiot. Good Bull Hunting. Bullcast. Coloradoan in Texas.
Imagine how crippled drunk the first Christmas carolers were

[belches] “cmon errbody. We’re goin on an adventure. Let’s go wake up the neighbors and do some singin. For Jesus.”
December 20, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Going from Mack Brown to Bill Belichick is like replacing Mister Rogers with Rip Torn.
December 12, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Next order of business for Bluesky: ditching the unsightly .bsky.social handle stuff.

Fondly,

A user who has been here five minutes.
December 11, 2024 at 1:45 PM
🎵 You're my blue sky, you're my sunny day. Lord, you know it makes me high when you turn your love my way, turn your love my way, yeah. 🎵
November 16, 2024 at 6:32 PM