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Perm your hair to save money
August 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Perm your hair to save money
If any of your names was Roxanne I’d probably call you something else
June 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If any of your names was Roxanne I’d probably call you something else
I’d eat a phoenix 🐦🔥 if I could
May 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’d eat a phoenix 🐦🔥 if I could
Weather like this makes me want to watch the movie Clue 🌧️ ⚡️ 🌧️
April 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Weather like this makes me want to watch the movie Clue 🌧️ ⚡️ 🌧️
Phrases I can’t stand in comment sections: “you can’t make this up” as if someone’s going to. “We’re doomed,” after any little slightly inconvenient incident. People are the worst.
April 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Phrases I can’t stand in comment sections: “you can’t make this up” as if someone’s going to. “We’re doomed,” after any little slightly inconvenient incident. People are the worst.
“Stink Chonies Club” - Weird Al, probably
April 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
“Stink Chonies Club” - Weird Al, probably
Reposted
Today we celebrate Him
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Today we celebrate Him
Being indigenous doesn’t mean you can use the n word.
April 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Being indigenous doesn’t mean you can use the n word.
It’s beautiful and seasonally appropriate outside. Like myself
April 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s beautiful and seasonally appropriate outside. Like myself
Republicans are so flamboyant and annoying with everything.
Just be normal adults for once.
Just be normal adults for once.
April 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Republicans are so flamboyant and annoying with everything.
Just be normal adults for once.
Just be normal adults for once.
If you’re going to stick your tongue out in photos, relax it, so it’s flat.
March 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If you’re going to stick your tongue out in photos, relax it, so it’s flat.
When did people start using “woman” and “women” interchangeably? It’s bugging me.
March 30, 2025 at 7:03 AM
When did people start using “woman” and “women” interchangeably? It’s bugging me.
It’s always people who never watch The Simpsons that think The Simpsons predicts things.
March 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It’s always people who never watch The Simpsons that think The Simpsons predicts things.
Sometimes I feel like Whoopi Goldberg is native because she ain’t got any eyebrows either
March 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Sometimes I feel like Whoopi Goldberg is native because she ain’t got any eyebrows either
Pizza Hut has shockingly good fries
March 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pizza Hut has shockingly good fries
I am six and a half subway sandwiches long
March 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I am six and a half subway sandwiches long
Why did they stop naming winter storms?
Remember Snowicane White Lady Like Dorva Or Something?
#SnowicaneWhiteLadyNameLikeDorvaOrSomething
Remember Snowicane White Lady Like Dorva Or Something?
#SnowicaneWhiteLadyNameLikeDorvaOrSomething
March 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Why did they stop naming winter storms?
Remember Snowicane White Lady Like Dorva Or Something?
#SnowicaneWhiteLadyNameLikeDorvaOrSomething
Remember Snowicane White Lady Like Dorva Or Something?
#SnowicaneWhiteLadyNameLikeDorvaOrSomething
Earth gave us mushrooms, peyote and weed and y’all still choosing perks, alcohol and coke.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
March 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Earth gave us mushrooms, peyote and weed and y’all still choosing perks, alcohol and coke.
Disgusting.
Disgusting.
Watched Josie & The Pussycats (2001) which I haven’t seen since like 2003ish.
It still holds up.
It still holds up.
March 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Watched Josie & The Pussycats (2001) which I haven’t seen since like 2003ish.
It still holds up.
It still holds up.
White women have benefitted from DEI more than anyone else
February 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
White women have benefitted from DEI more than anyone else
Maroon is just navy red
February 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Maroon is just navy red
If the ice coffee comes with a slushy lid, you know that coffee is gonna be hot garbage
February 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If the ice coffee comes with a slushy lid, you know that coffee is gonna be hot garbage
I still can’t believe the flat earth conspiracy started as a thing mocking conspiracy theory types and they were like “you know what? This is me now.”
February 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I still can’t believe the flat earth conspiracy started as a thing mocking conspiracy theory types and they were like “you know what? This is me now.”
Gucci is a broke man’s gold piece.
February 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Gucci is a broke man’s gold piece.
That air is sharp as cheddar this morning!
14 degrees but feels -3.
14 degrees but feels -3.
February 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
That air is sharp as cheddar this morning!
14 degrees but feels -3.
14 degrees but feels -3.