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Jazz Crabs
@jim808.bsky.social
Special Move: Talking in depth to anyone who’ll listen about the Velvet Underground
Hobbies: Coldturkeying duloxetine lol
SW9 9SL
What a journey. The tune by @fourtet rather than some sort of weird car thing
October 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
June 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted by Jazz Crabs
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
May 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
March 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
@drjaninaramirez.bsky.social good lord that Oseberg ship is gorgeous! Love this series #BBC #rotlp #raidersofthelostpast
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oseberg...
Oseberg Ship - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When I was 15 I stopped eating meat because of The Smiths. I also started pronouncing envelope the french way
February 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
r/iselondeadyet
February 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
January 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
www.macrumors.com/2025/01/03/t...

Apple are probably the least shitty of all the tech giants but fuck Tim Apple for this!
Remember how Henry Ford supported Hitler? Same vibes, Timmy, same vibes
Apple CEO Tim Cook Donating $1 Million to Trump's Inaugural Fund
Apple CEO Tim Cook plans to donate $1 million to Donald Trump's inauguration fund, reports Axios. The donation will be a personal donation...
www.macrumors.com
January 4, 2025 at 12:14 PM
On hold to mental health crisis team thinking, “I could sort the abrupt stop when the calming music loops”
January 3, 2025 at 12:27 PM
ugh
January 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Fall in sea, diabetes, skull crushed by loose chimney, alcoholism, heart pains, extreme whittling accident or go back to work to clear the debts I’ve accrued being on the sick
January 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Nice quiet night in ruining things for everyone
January 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Anagram of the day:

Elon Musk Space X
=
Oxygen wasting nazi
January 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
*Slips £10 into my surgeon’s pocket*
Careful you don’t slip and nick an artery *wink wink*
January 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
He died doing what he loved; dying
January 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
He died as he lived; being depressed
January 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“At least he barely gave it a piss-poor effort”
January 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Love seeing animals having heart attacks 💖 such a wonderful tradition
January 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Completely unedited picture I took today
December 30, 2024 at 12:10 PM
We’re all in the gutter but some of us are just rotting in the gutter mulch waiting for the council street sweeper
December 30, 2024 at 11:47 AM
brain is a fuck
December 30, 2024 at 11:36 AM
Anyone recommend a cryogenic pod? One you can permanently sleep in and that when you die the pod beeps and they tip you straight in the sea
December 27, 2024 at 9:06 PM