jhon🍉
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hi all since this acc is basically a barren wasteland bc i keep forgetting ab it here’s me entire 2025 NFL Mock Draft pls feel free to ask any questions-
April 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
hi all since this acc is basically a barren wasteland bc i keep forgetting ab it here’s me entire 2025 NFL Mock Draft pls feel free to ask any questions-
Bernie Sanders 5 nanoseconds after making a Coachella appearance to seem “hip”
April 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Bernie Sanders 5 nanoseconds after making a Coachella appearance to seem “hip”
if i was in Nosferatu the whole movie would never have happened bc the second they told me to go to the Romanian wilderness i’d be like “sorry my wife said i can’t”
January 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
if i was in Nosferatu the whole movie would never have happened bc the second they told me to go to the Romanian wilderness i’d be like “sorry my wife said i can’t”
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I tell my wife "hey didja hear about the switch 2?" she says "yeah I'm about to switch 2 a real man!"
January 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I tell my wife "hey didja hear about the switch 2?" she says "yeah I'm about to switch 2 a real man!"
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(Me as Alan Parsons’ wife, as he begins yet ANOTHER bathroom reno he’ll never finish): OH GREAT. ANOTHER “ALAN PARSONS PROJECT”.
January 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
(Me as Alan Parsons’ wife, as he begins yet ANOTHER bathroom reno he’ll never finish): OH GREAT. ANOTHER “ALAN PARSONS PROJECT”.
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DEVON FREAKIN TOEWS MY KING MY SAVIOR
January 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
DEVON FREAKIN TOEWS MY KING MY SAVIOR
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when I use tiktok I make sure to balance out the chinese propaganda by watching top gun: maverick split into 1572 20 second clips
January 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
when I use tiktok I make sure to balance out the chinese propaganda by watching top gun: maverick split into 1572 20 second clips
pretend this is a very politically charged post with a bunch of controversial opinions
January 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
pretend this is a very politically charged post with a bunch of controversial opinions
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hot girl follows me :)))
it’s a bot :(((
it’s a bot :(((
January 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
hot girl follows me :)))
it’s a bot :(((
it’s a bot :(((
there’s a very real possibility that i am the first person to post this image on this app
January 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
there’s a very real possibility that i am the first person to post this image on this app
literally my only wish in life is to be know as “the guy with the hot wife”
January 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
literally my only wish in life is to be know as “the guy with the hot wife”
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the reason they call it “Xs and Os” when they talk ab football strategy is bc really deep down they want to kiss each other. follow me for more pro football insights
January 12, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the reason they call it “Xs and Os” when they talk ab football strategy is bc really deep down they want to kiss each other. follow me for more pro football insights
putting ice in your water is like investing in future water
January 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
putting ice in your water is like investing in future water
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my hope is that one day they try to bring me to court for some shit i posted on social media but instead of anything incriminating it’s just a bunch of nonsensical shitposts and the prosecutor has to get up there and stand in front of a post that says “call me a vampire the way i atu nos her fer”
January 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
my hope is that one day they try to bring me to court for some shit i posted on social media but instead of anything incriminating it’s just a bunch of nonsensical shitposts and the prosecutor has to get up there and stand in front of a post that says “call me a vampire the way i atu nos her fer”
keep forgetting this app exists mb gang
January 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
keep forgetting this app exists mb gang
me and my wife don’t argue she just tells me what to do and i say “yes maam”
January 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
me and my wife don’t argue she just tells me what to do and i say “yes maam”
never felt this more in my life
August 23, 2023 at 9:46 PM
never felt this more in my life
has anybody heard from the employee that leaked the canes sauce recipe since or did they get them
August 20, 2023 at 4:38 PM
has anybody heard from the employee that leaked the canes sauce recipe since or did they get them
i’m so glad i was able to get onto this app as soon as i did to have a headstart at having less than 100 followers and getting 1 like on every post
August 17, 2023 at 12:34 PM
i’m so glad i was able to get onto this app as soon as i did to have a headstart at having less than 100 followers and getting 1 like on every post
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Republicans are banning books, entire fields of study, and dismantling public universities, so naturally all the people who said that the intolerant left was going to do these things are instead writing books about the dangers of “wokeness”
August 16, 2023 at 1:25 PM
Republicans are banning books, entire fields of study, and dismantling public universities, so naturally all the people who said that the intolerant left was going to do these things are instead writing books about the dangers of “wokeness”