JFoTheShow
@jfotheshow.bsky.social
Leading online PDX weather model hypeman.
I also post about sports and chess and my posts are my own and not representative of my employer (Arbys)
I also post about sports and chess and my posts are my own and not representative of my employer (Arbys)
I would just like to say that due to the schedule change ONE DAY IT WILL SNOW AT PROVIDENCE PARK WHEN WE ARE PLAYING SOCCER AND I WILL CRY LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL
November 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I would just like to say that due to the schedule change ONE DAY IT WILL SNOW AT PROVIDENCE PARK WHEN WE ARE PLAYING SOCCER AND I WILL CRY LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL
It seemed like a good idea to attempt to skateboard for the first time with my skater friend while drunk...and high...and it was raining...and I decided to start by dropping into a bowl at the skate park. Lost a good deal of skin. Did not skate again.
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It seemed like a good idea to attempt to skateboard for the first time with my skater friend while drunk...and high...and it was raining...and I decided to start by dropping into a bowl at the skate park. Lost a good deal of skin. Did not skate again.
This would blow but also would result in some objectively hilarious bad weather soccer and also I'd be lying if there isn't a bent appeal to reclaiming my entire summer from Timbers
Sources: MLS owners are expected to vote on flipping to fall-spring calendar at Thursday's BOG meeting. Could happen as soon as 2027.
Also: Changes to competition format expected too, including single league table + divisions.
w/ @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Also: Changes to competition format expected too, including single league table + divisions.
w/ @paultenorio.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Sources: MLS owners set to vote on season calendar, format changes Thursday
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This would blow but also would result in some objectively hilarious bad weather soccer and also I'd be lying if there isn't a bent appeal to reclaiming my entire summer from Timbers
Yeah I hadn't thought about this but it's actually hilarious to call Oates a pretentious author. She is notoriously prolific to the point of criticism.
late to this but i feel like an underrated part of the musk meltdown over joyce carol oates accusing him of not reading is this musk reply that makes it clear he has never read anything by joyce carol oates
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Yeah I hadn't thought about this but it's actually hilarious to call Oates a pretentious author. She is notoriously prolific to the point of criticism.
Look I don't think the best coach can take this team to the final but my god
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Look I don't think the best coach can take this team to the final but my god
What's the version of out with a whimper but it's just a savage beating
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What's the version of out with a whimper but it's just a savage beating
Excluding the play in we are currently down 11-3 on aggregate over 4 matches vs San Diego
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Excluding the play in we are currently down 11-3 on aggregate over 4 matches vs San Diego
Sorta unfortunate we didn't get 1 back. Still just flabbergasted at our decisions. Why are we throwing huge numbers forward down 1 in like the 12th minute? Gotta be more disciplined out there.
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sorta unfortunate we didn't get 1 back. Still just flabbergasted at our decisions. Why are we throwing huge numbers forward down 1 in like the 12th minute? Gotta be more disciplined out there.
Total insanity in coaching playing 3 at the back again
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Total insanity in coaching playing 3 at the back again
The fuck is Kamal doing there
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The fuck is Kamal doing there
Hmmm maybe don't leave dreyer there
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hmmm maybe don't leave dreyer there
Pretty fortunate to not have that called a handball
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Pretty fortunate to not have that called a handball
Next door neighbor's wife talked to me for a sec while I was doing to leaf raking which is bad news for the husband she's gonna send his ass out there now. I don't make the rules.
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Next door neighbor's wife talked to me for a sec while I was doing to leaf raking which is bad news for the husband she's gonna send his ass out there now. I don't make the rules.
All of the other gambling stuff aside I simply do not think you should be allowed to bet on whether a pitch will be a ball or a strike. Make gambling regular ass bets again.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
All of the other gambling stuff aside I simply do not think you should be allowed to bet on whether a pitch will be a ball or a strike. Make gambling regular ass bets again.
I like how the uber/lyft apps are now like....hey are you SURE you want to take a standard ride that shit is gross and will suck.
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I like how the uber/lyft apps are now like....hey are you SURE you want to take a standard ride that shit is gross and will suck.
Everyone thinks RFK bails out here but he's going to get a poultice to cure the imbalance of black bile
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Everyone thinks RFK bails out here but he's going to get a poultice to cure the imbalance of black bile
Looks like Astoria about to get hit pretty good
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Looks like Astoria about to get hit pretty good
NWS seems pretty bullish on some thunderstorms this afternoon/evening
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
NWS seems pretty bullish on some thunderstorms this afternoon/evening
Another 2 gross days Wed/Thu but then a merciful nice weekend on tap. Been a real gross start to the rainy season.
November 4, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Another 2 gross days Wed/Thu but then a merciful nice weekend on tap. Been a real gross start to the rainy season.
Fucking awesome last match at home today. Exciting match real back and forth affair and an incredible finish. Almost makes this whole dogshit season worth it!
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Fucking awesome last match at home today. Exciting match real back and forth affair and an incredible finish. Almost makes this whole dogshit season worth it!
It's too bad NYCFC didn't boot it over the bar 3 times
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It's too bad NYCFC didn't boot it over the bar 3 times
I have big numbers for the portland trick or treater post but my lynchian post about Travis and Taylor giving birth to the antichrist only got one like 😔
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I have big numbers for the portland trick or treater post but my lynchian post about Travis and Taylor giving birth to the antichrist only got one like 😔
In Portland trick or treater night we had one kid have us scan a QR code for the portland food bank (which I have already donated to) and another dressed as a pangolin and inform me they are the most trafficked animal
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
In Portland trick or treater night we had one kid have us scan a QR code for the portland food bank (which I have already donated to) and another dressed as a pangolin and inform me they are the most trafficked animal