JFoTheShow
@jfotheshow.bsky.social
Leading online PDX weather model hypeman.
I also post about sports and chess and my posts are my own and not representative of my employer (Arbys)
I also post about sports and chess and my posts are my own and not representative of my employer (Arbys)
I'm gonna start doing Pam Bondi Waiting for Guffman voice anytime I'm in trouble now
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I'm gonna start doing Pam Bondi Waiting for Guffman voice anytime I'm in trouble now
See I coulda done that RELAX RELAX JUST MAKING A LITTLE JOKE IN DIFFICULT TIMES
February 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
See I coulda done that RELAX RELAX JUST MAKING A LITTLE JOKE IN DIFFICULT TIMES
I could also do a bunch of quads I just don't wanna
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I could also do a bunch of quads I just don't wanna
Another very interesting model showdown afoot as new AI Euro showing a really nice pattern leading up to the Guaranteed Orange Ball Snowmatch of the Century - where the traditional Euro is a bit of a mess though looks like it'll get there in another 10 frames
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Another very interesting model showdown afoot as new AI Euro showing a really nice pattern leading up to the Guaranteed Orange Ball Snowmatch of the Century - where the traditional Euro is a bit of a mess though looks like it'll get there in another 10 frames
One nice thing about post-covid is having sorta this medium cold and not being worried about taking a WFH day cause management and facilities people are all in agreement that if you're sick you really gotta stay home.
Brother in Utah says it's back to old times where you just show up sick.
Brother in Utah says it's back to old times where you just show up sick.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
One nice thing about post-covid is having sorta this medium cold and not being worried about taking a WFH day cause management and facilities people are all in agreement that if you're sick you really gotta stay home.
Brother in Utah says it's back to old times where you just show up sick.
Brother in Utah says it's back to old times where you just show up sick.
Timbers.com also in pre-season form getting the score wrong
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Timbers.com also in pre-season form getting the score wrong
ok velde we see ya
February 11, 2026 at 11:38 PM
ok velde we see ya
Timbers pressing too high and giving up an easy counter goal say it ain't so
February 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Timbers pressing too high and giving up an easy counter goal say it ain't so
Saw this frame of the 00z Euro last night showing a 700 mile snowstorm on Timbers home opener morning 😭😍
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Saw this frame of the 00z Euro last night showing a 700 mile snowstorm on Timbers home opener morning 😭😍
Buhhhh haven't been sick in over a year and figured I may have survived my entire office getting sick over the last 6 weeks but alas
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Buhhhh haven't been sick in over a year and figured I may have survived my entire office getting sick over the last 6 weeks but alas
Congrats to all timbers fans who like the seahawks or as I like to call them people who shall never be trusted
February 9, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Congrats to all timbers fans who like the seahawks or as I like to call them people who shall never be trusted
One thing I'm learning during the game is Lays is actually a small business making bespoke potato chips
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
One thing I'm learning during the game is Lays is actually a small business making bespoke potato chips
This game suuuuuuuuuuucks
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
This game suuuuuuuuuuucks
Crazy there are people that that halftime show would bug em good god that's embarrassing
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Crazy there are people that that halftime show would bug em good god that's embarrassing
I am in a difficult position of hating Seattle the team a ton but generally liking their star players and sorta liking the Patriots (grew up in Vermont) and hating their owner so bad it makes my stomach hurt
February 8, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I am in a difficult position of hating Seattle the team a ton but generally liking their star players and sorta liking the Patriots (grew up in Vermont) and hating their owner so bad it makes my stomach hurt
AI Euro showing a pretty decent looking pattern in the 10-day range just need this to slow down a titch and reload us for the Big Blast Opening Day Snowpocalypse Timbers Match ft. Justin Crying Like a Little Schoolgirl
February 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
AI Euro showing a pretty decent looking pattern in the 10-day range just need this to slow down a titch and reload us for the Big Blast Opening Day Snowpocalypse Timbers Match ft. Justin Crying Like a Little Schoolgirl
Oh good
City of Portland now reports $106 MILLION total in unbudgeted housing funds. More soon.
February 7, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Oh good
Over on X The Everything App I am learning that depicting black people as apes is actually no big deal
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Over on X The Everything App I am learning that depicting black people as apes is actually no big deal
Re: the Washington Post layoffs.There are many reasons billionaires are bad but a real consequence of that in society is they can just buy companies they hate and run them out of business and it doesn't matter to them at all.
February 4, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Re: the Washington Post layoffs.There are many reasons billionaires are bad but a real consequence of that in society is they can just buy companies they hate and run them out of business and it doesn't matter to them at all.
People in accounting write you emails indistinguishable from the Zodiac Killer and expect you to understand what's going on. I'm just gonna start responding what with no punctuation
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
People in accounting write you emails indistinguishable from the Zodiac Killer and expect you to understand what's going on. I'm just gonna start responding what with no punctuation
New goose hollow kit ain't bad but it's hard to do any yellow uni that doesn't look like someone pissed all over it
February 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
New goose hollow kit ain't bad but it's hard to do any yellow uni that doesn't look like someone pissed all over it
Reposted by JFoTheShow
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
Reposted by JFoTheShow
A Multnomah County jury has awarded more than $760,000 to our client Cider Riot owner Abram Goldman-Armstrong after finding defendants associated with the far-right group Patriot Prayer liable for a violent 2019 attack. Even though the justice system moves slowly, we will always stay the course.
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 AM
A Multnomah County jury has awarded more than $760,000 to our client Cider Riot owner Abram Goldman-Armstrong after finding defendants associated with the far-right group Patriot Prayer liable for a violent 2019 attack. Even though the justice system moves slowly, we will always stay the course.