(person who is also bad at conflict): this other person is so bad at conflict

Sitting in the cuck chair while Carta gets her massage ✨

The failure of a body to function is not a small thing. It isn't our fault. Being a cyborg can only get you so far when the infrastructure of your society is crumbling around you. I hope more of us can begin to honor this reality while disabled people continue to drop like flies in the coming years.

Listened to Ptolemaea with my favorite tree (she is rotting)

Oh noooo, how dare I refuse to be an inspirational cripple (shut up and choke on my cane)

If you noticed my voice sounded different in this episode it’s because Carta makes me all awooga heart eyes in ways that are truly disgusting—but don’t worry it aligns with the episode theme (embracing being disgusting)

A Secret Third Thing is back from our long hiatus with a special guest... Carta Monir!! Stream on most platforms you can find podcasts ✨

@cartamonir.com
@jettrouble.bsky.social

Love is Blind is just edging glory hole with no hole

Non-disabled people—try not to use your own personal ability as the metric for all others challenge

Physical therapist today asked me if I’ve tried sound baths

The saddest part of my transition is that I’m now a Gemini Man

Never forgetting that I went to a Druid site in Scotland that changed my life, asked my cousin afterwards at dinner if he’d ever been and he says “Och aye, I saw Ryan Reynolds there”

I have the honor and privilege of always giving @rencerebral.bsky.social the hiccups by making them laugh so hard

Post viral illness is the worst cock block (I don’t recommend it)

sometimes me and @jettrouble.bsky.social are hanging out and I'll be like "..... we're really funny and smart. we should start a podcast." and then I remember we have one! promise we have more content coming soon ❤️

2025 is the year of being a bad cripple. I'm sick of y'all's shit