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ooh coach is cookin today
January 16, 2026 at 2:01 PM
ooh coach is cookin today
Those same people said he wouldn't do any of this shit
January 16, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Those same people said he wouldn't do any of this shit
and this is when you assume he knows there're cameras around
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 AM
and this is when you assume he knows there're cameras around
How do you even get yourself in the position where you're saying this shit?!?
January 15, 2026 at 11:17 PM
How do you even get yourself in the position where you're saying this shit?!?
Valid, but idk Ohio in 2000 got me paranoid enough
January 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Valid, but idk Ohio in 2000 got me paranoid enough
Frey thought saying "fuck" once was gonna do it
January 15, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Frey thought saying "fuck" once was gonna do it
Eh but his commitment to "not being impeached" is pretty high lol
January 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Eh but his commitment to "not being impeached" is pretty high lol
Right, but isn't it pretty likely they're gonna go all out for the first thing?
Sure I'm not intimidated enough to not cast my ballot, but already turnout is dogshit here. How many people being intimidated does it take?
Sure I'm not intimidated enough to not cast my ballot, but already turnout is dogshit here. How many people being intimidated does it take?
January 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Right, but isn't it pretty likely they're gonna go all out for the first thing?
Sure I'm not intimidated enough to not cast my ballot, but already turnout is dogshit here. How many people being intimidated does it take?
Sure I'm not intimidated enough to not cast my ballot, but already turnout is dogshit here. How many people being intimidated does it take?
Your point about specially targeting swing districts makes sense.
They're certainly gonna try something nefarious! Straight up saying, "sorry no elections" might be something they do, but they might not be that dumb
Suppression through intimidation could be just as effective!
They're certainly gonna try something nefarious! Straight up saying, "sorry no elections" might be something they do, but they might not be that dumb
Suppression through intimidation could be just as effective!
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Your point about specially targeting swing districts makes sense.
They're certainly gonna try something nefarious! Straight up saying, "sorry no elections" might be something they do, but they might not be that dumb
Suppression through intimidation could be just as effective!
They're certainly gonna try something nefarious! Straight up saying, "sorry no elections" might be something they do, but they might not be that dumb
Suppression through intimidation could be just as effective!
Joe Biden got a lot of shit for leaving Afghanistan
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Joe Biden got a lot of shit for leaving Afghanistan
Reform and fuckin retrain
If they filed better TPS reports this would be fine!
If they filed better TPS reports this would be fine!
January 15, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Reform and fuckin retrain
If they filed better TPS reports this would be fine!
If they filed better TPS reports this would be fine!
goddamn Joyce
January 15, 2026 at 12:34 AM
goddamn Joyce
This is it, the final time I'll try to figure out how to tie that knot
I'm truly *abysmal* at knots
I'm truly *abysmal* at knots
January 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This is it, the final time I'll try to figure out how to tie that knot
I'm truly *abysmal* at knots
I'm truly *abysmal* at knots
I'm sure we'll let them run it too, so whatever website the QR code leads to just immediately downloads everything on your phone
January 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I'm sure we'll let them run it too, so whatever website the QR code leads to just immediately downloads everything on your phone
I've thought about that! I'm exactly their demographic, I'd for sure get in
But her point about, "what if they found out when I was in their locked-cell training??" is p scary
But her point about, "what if they found out when I was in their locked-cell training??" is p scary
January 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I've thought about that! I'm exactly their demographic, I'd for sure get in
But her point about, "what if they found out when I was in their locked-cell training??" is p scary
But her point about, "what if they found out when I was in their locked-cell training??" is p scary
this mfer out here demanding I "condemn Hamas"
Just an absolute babybrain
Just an absolute babybrain
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
this mfer out here demanding I "condemn Hamas"
Just an absolute babybrain
Just an absolute babybrain
Great, now ask yourself why you had to chime in with "Fuck USAID" to what I originally said
January 14, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Great, now ask yourself why you had to chime in with "Fuck USAID" to what I originally said
I lived in Uganda
Ok so you think doing the plundering and then just also stopping the actual beneficial work was good. No better way to have disentangled ourselves there, just hit the "murder" button
Ok so you think doing the plundering and then just also stopping the actual beneficial work was good. No better way to have disentangled ourselves there, just hit the "murder" button
January 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
I lived in Uganda
Ok so you think doing the plundering and then just also stopping the actual beneficial work was good. No better way to have disentangled ourselves there, just hit the "murder" button
Ok so you think doing the plundering and then just also stopping the actual beneficial work was good. No better way to have disentangled ourselves there, just hit the "murder" button
yes yes I get it it was a front for imperial power
Those people still died without it, you genious
Those people still died without it, you genious
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
yes yes I get it it was a front for imperial power
Those people still died without it, you genious
Those people still died without it, you genious
they just turned USAID off and killed half a million people already
I am...realizing this example is all of the same project
I am...realizing this example is all of the same project
January 14, 2026 at 4:26 AM
they just turned USAID off and killed half a million people already
I am...realizing this example is all of the same project
I am...realizing this example is all of the same project
not super sure what they're waiting for at this point
do *something*
do *something*
January 11, 2026 at 3:49 AM
not super sure what they're waiting for at this point
do *something*
do *something*
there are "plans" for that jfc
January 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
there are "plans" for that jfc
I can find myself drifting into doomerism from time to time, but the compulsion to tell a stranger just goofin' on the internet that they're an asshole b/c i'm having a bad day is so alien to me
January 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
I can find myself drifting into doomerism from time to time, but the compulsion to tell a stranger just goofin' on the internet that they're an asshole b/c i'm having a bad day is so alien to me
yeah I don't really expect him to go full ACAB but still, you don't HAVE to say this
January 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
yeah I don't really expect him to go full ACAB but still, you don't HAVE to say this