jestin
@jestingtime.bsky.social
misinformant, jestermaxxer, Targeted Online Harassment watchdog
Cuz baby now we got bad mud. You know it used to be mad mud
January 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Cuz baby now we got bad mud. You know it used to be mad mud
1925 jobs: oh boy 5am time to move some big rocks back and forth for no reason
2025 jobs: Hawk tuah retrospective video Essay YouTuber
2125 job: they won’t exist because I just pressed a big red button that says “kill all humans.” Whoops!
2025 jobs: Hawk tuah retrospective video Essay YouTuber
2125 job: they won’t exist because I just pressed a big red button that says “kill all humans.” Whoops!
January 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
1925 jobs: oh boy 5am time to move some big rocks back and forth for no reason
2025 jobs: Hawk tuah retrospective video Essay YouTuber
2125 job: they won’t exist because I just pressed a big red button that says “kill all humans.” Whoops!
2025 jobs: Hawk tuah retrospective video Essay YouTuber
2125 job: they won’t exist because I just pressed a big red button that says “kill all humans.” Whoops!
Reply to this if we’re friends and I need to follow you
December 30, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Reply to this if we’re friends and I need to follow you
torture and chill sessions with your favorite concubine >>>
ⓘ This user has lost the Mandate of Heaven.
ⓘ This user has lost the Mandate of Heaven.
December 30, 2024 at 5:47 PM
torture and chill sessions with your favorite concubine >>>
ⓘ This user has lost the Mandate of Heaven.
ⓘ This user has lost the Mandate of Heaven.
Liberal Customer: Could I get a Moccha Fucciato with extra bullshit!
Me, fuming angry: Listen here you dumbass fuck—
Force ghost of my uncle who touched up on me: Remember patience.
Me: man fuck you
Me, fuming angry: Listen here you dumbass fuck—
Force ghost of my uncle who touched up on me: Remember patience.
Me: man fuck you
December 30, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Liberal Customer: Could I get a Moccha Fucciato with extra bullshit!
Me, fuming angry: Listen here you dumbass fuck—
Force ghost of my uncle who touched up on me: Remember patience.
Me: man fuck you
Me, fuming angry: Listen here you dumbass fuck—
Force ghost of my uncle who touched up on me: Remember patience.
Me: man fuck you
Job in 1994: factory worker. Coal miner. Lady doctor
Job in 2024: McDonald AI burger consultant, AI prostitute designer, fortnight player
What happened to society?
Job in 2024: McDonald AI burger consultant, AI prostitute designer, fortnight player
What happened to society?
December 30, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Job in 1994: factory worker. Coal miner. Lady doctor
Job in 2024: McDonald AI burger consultant, AI prostitute designer, fortnight player
What happened to society?
Job in 2024: McDonald AI burger consultant, AI prostitute designer, fortnight player
What happened to society?
Me: Hello Buttercup 😀 Gonna try this new trend: “Unemployed Heroin Addict Fall” 🥰
Breadwinning GF: *checking her phone* Not seeing any Meg Bitchell tweets about this 🤔
Me, frantically leaving apartment: Girl dinner better be in the oven when I get back
Breadwinning GF: *checking her phone* Not seeing any Meg Bitchell tweets about this 🤔
Me, frantically leaving apartment: Girl dinner better be in the oven when I get back
September 6, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Me: Hello Buttercup 😀 Gonna try this new trend: “Unemployed Heroin Addict Fall” 🥰
Breadwinning GF: *checking her phone* Not seeing any Meg Bitchell tweets about this 🤔
Me, frantically leaving apartment: Girl dinner better be in the oven when I get back
Breadwinning GF: *checking her phone* Not seeing any Meg Bitchell tweets about this 🤔
Me, frantically leaving apartment: Girl dinner better be in the oven when I get back
Trying to riff with the prosecution and getting really mad he’s not ‘yes and’ing me. Did this clown even take improv classes at “Harvard”
September 5, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Trying to riff with the prosecution and getting really mad he’s not ‘yes and’ing me. Did this clown even take improv classes at “Harvard”
Woah … samshmouth guy dying was NOT on my 2023 bingo card *checking my card* Oh wait. It was. BINGO!!
September 4, 2023 at 10:53 PM
Woah … samshmouth guy dying was NOT on my 2023 bingo card *checking my card* Oh wait. It was. BINGO!!
Get this ijbol nonsense away from me. It’s the scrappy doo of acronyms to lol’s scooby. It’s demonic and possibly satanic also and I hate it
September 3, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Get this ijbol nonsense away from me. It’s the scrappy doo of acronyms to lol’s scooby. It’s demonic and possibly satanic also and I hate it
Love languages…personality types……astrology…if you believe in any of these I have a concept to show you called “Adult Santa Claus.” it’s me in a funny red hat and you give me 500 dollars
August 23, 2023 at 8:33 PM
Love languages…personality types……astrology…if you believe in any of these I have a concept to show you called “Adult Santa Claus.” it’s me in a funny red hat and you give me 500 dollars
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August 20, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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Elmer Fudd in real life
Bugs bunny current location
Can bugs bunny save you Elmer Fudd
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wesell pwice MacBook aiw
Can’t wait to get home and stare in the fridge tonight for 1-2 hours
August 14, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Can’t wait to get home and stare in the fridge tonight for 1-2 hours
Me: Hey bro, check this out 👉📱
--> Viral bait tweet: and for why are you, as a MAN, still using Snapchat past the age of 22 ☠️ gay much?
The kid 7500 miles away paid .10¢/hr to make that phone: I just know someone’s reading a banger with this 😭
--> Viral bait tweet: and for why are you, as a MAN, still using Snapchat past the age of 22 ☠️ gay much?
The kid 7500 miles away paid .10¢/hr to make that phone: I just know someone’s reading a banger with this 😭
August 9, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Me: Hey bro, check this out 👉📱
--> Viral bait tweet: and for why are you, as a MAN, still using Snapchat past the age of 22 ☠️ gay much?
The kid 7500 miles away paid .10¢/hr to make that phone: I just know someone’s reading a banger with this 😭
--> Viral bait tweet: and for why are you, as a MAN, still using Snapchat past the age of 22 ☠️ gay much?
The kid 7500 miles away paid .10¢/hr to make that phone: I just know someone’s reading a banger with this 😭
MY BRO: MORON..that was the worst impromptu “Wonderwall” I’ve ever heard 🤦 we can never show our faces at Sock’s Co-op again.
ME: i just choked man. I’m so sorry
GUY WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS: You think that’s bad. I have no arms or legs
ME: i just choked man. I’m so sorry
GUY WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS: You think that’s bad. I have no arms or legs
August 3, 2023 at 6:32 PM
MY BRO: MORON..that was the worst impromptu “Wonderwall” I’ve ever heard 🤦 we can never show our faces at Sock’s Co-op again.
ME: i just choked man. I’m so sorry
GUY WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS: You think that’s bad. I have no arms or legs
ME: i just choked man. I’m so sorry
GUY WITH NO ARMS OR LEGS: You think that’s bad. I have no arms or legs
phone’s dead 🤦 I’ll use my wits to get home like a true New Yorker
*going up to lady*
BAZONGAS!! 🤩 *she slaps me so hard I go flying*
YES! 🚀
wait 🤨 this isn’t my apartment..*look at giant sign that says ‘Lab to Create COVID 2’*
Erm.. 😅 does y’all’s smoke weed
*going up to lady*
BAZONGAS!! 🤩 *she slaps me so hard I go flying*
YES! 🚀
wait 🤨 this isn’t my apartment..*look at giant sign that says ‘Lab to Create COVID 2’*
Erm.. 😅 does y’all’s smoke weed
August 3, 2023 at 5:57 PM
phone’s dead 🤦 I’ll use my wits to get home like a true New Yorker
*going up to lady*
BAZONGAS!! 🤩 *she slaps me so hard I go flying*
YES! 🚀
wait 🤨 this isn’t my apartment..*look at giant sign that says ‘Lab to Create COVID 2’*
Erm.. 😅 does y’all’s smoke weed
*going up to lady*
BAZONGAS!! 🤩 *she slaps me so hard I go flying*
YES! 🚀
wait 🤨 this isn’t my apartment..*look at giant sign that says ‘Lab to Create COVID 2’*
Erm.. 😅 does y’all’s smoke weed
Doordash Guy: Food here! 🤨 Are you sniffing me?
Her: 💨👃🏼I am assessing your abilities
DG: …and?
Me: Weak knees🧐 flabby middle, 👈 and rocks for brains 🗒️✍️You’re a prime candidate for “the Surgery”
DG: My ass is not getting out of here alive🤦
Me: 😹
DG: 😂 🤔 😭
Her: 💨👃🏼I am assessing your abilities
DG: …and?
Me: Weak knees🧐 flabby middle, 👈 and rocks for brains 🗒️✍️You’re a prime candidate for “the Surgery”
DG: My ass is not getting out of here alive🤦
Me: 😹
DG: 😂 🤔 😭
July 27, 2023 at 3:52 PM
Doordash Guy: Food here! 🤨 Are you sniffing me?
Her: 💨👃🏼I am assessing your abilities
DG: …and?
Me: Weak knees🧐 flabby middle, 👈 and rocks for brains 🗒️✍️You’re a prime candidate for “the Surgery”
DG: My ass is not getting out of here alive🤦
Me: 😹
DG: 😂 🤔 😭
Her: 💨👃🏼I am assessing your abilities
DG: …and?
Me: Weak knees🧐 flabby middle, 👈 and rocks for brains 🗒️✍️You’re a prime candidate for “the Surgery”
DG: My ass is not getting out of here alive🤦
Me: 😹
DG: 😂 🤔 😭
Ice cubes ruin any drink. Pathetic
July 27, 2023 at 3:36 AM
Ice cubes ruin any drink. Pathetic
*looking at news story that says ‘TikTok Proven To Lessen Anxiety’*
Yup. Looks like the kids are gonna be “all right” 😉
*scrolling to story that says ‘Joe Biden Legalizes Young TikTokers Torturing and Killing All Millennials’*
Cheeky tykes 😅
Yup. Looks like the kids are gonna be “all right” 😉
*scrolling to story that says ‘Joe Biden Legalizes Young TikTokers Torturing and Killing All Millennials’*
Cheeky tykes 😅
July 26, 2023 at 2:46 PM
*looking at news story that says ‘TikTok Proven To Lessen Anxiety’*
Yup. Looks like the kids are gonna be “all right” 😉
*scrolling to story that says ‘Joe Biden Legalizes Young TikTokers Torturing and Killing All Millennials’*
Cheeky tykes 😅
Yup. Looks like the kids are gonna be “all right” 😉
*scrolling to story that says ‘Joe Biden Legalizes Young TikTokers Torturing and Killing All Millennials’*
Cheeky tykes 😅
I’m going to repost every one of my tweets in order
July 23, 2023 at 6:42 PM
I’m going to repost every one of my tweets in order
They should rename this site “y”
July 23, 2023 at 6:40 PM
They should rename this site “y”
This site could kill twitter right now if it had group chats idk what’s going on
July 23, 2023 at 4:20 AM
This site could kill twitter right now if it had group chats idk what’s going on
Unmm because you don’t get pussy? Yeahhhhhh lol 🤷♂️ ladies since there’s no DMs on here just use the replies I’ll respond 👇
Sex work makes me so angry aggghhhh 😡
July 14, 2023 at 6:35 AM
Unmm because you don’t get pussy? Yeahhhhhh lol 🤷♂️ ladies since there’s no DMs on here just use the replies I’ll respond 👇