fighting for my FUCKING life in Arby's bathroom
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
fighting for my FUCKING life in Arby's bathroom
twice are doing a detroit show for the first time ever I think I have to go
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
twice are doing a detroit show for the first time ever I think I have to go
decided I wanted to be a girl and the universe threw the curse of infinite car problems at me forcing me to start acting like a man again
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
decided I wanted to be a girl and the universe threw the curse of infinite car problems at me forcing me to start acting like a man again
so this was supposed to be a pun on xvideos being read as xvi (16 in roman numerals) deos (gods in latin) but it was too laborious for even me
me: hey man carpe diem?
my ancient roman gooner friend trying to give me tips:
I'm telling you, you gotta go to sixteen gods dot com, crazy stuff there
my ancient roman gooner friend trying to give me tips:
I'm telling you, you gotta go to sixteen gods dot com, crazy stuff there
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
so this was supposed to be a pun on xvideos being read as xvi (16 in roman numerals) deos (gods in latin) but it was too laborious for even me
Average Twin Peaks S2 episode:
beginning: the local colonel is experiencing visions of otherworldly owls and aliens
middle: david Lynch shows up, yells at you about trans rights, and slapstick ensues
end: the PD finds a dead body positioned to play a game of chess showing the location of the killer
beginning: the local colonel is experiencing visions of otherworldly owls and aliens
middle: david Lynch shows up, yells at you about trans rights, and slapstick ensues
end: the PD finds a dead body positioned to play a game of chess showing the location of the killer
June 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Average Twin Peaks S2 episode:
beginning: the local colonel is experiencing visions of otherworldly owls and aliens
middle: david Lynch shows up, yells at you about trans rights, and slapstick ensues
end: the PD finds a dead body positioned to play a game of chess showing the location of the killer
beginning: the local colonel is experiencing visions of otherworldly owls and aliens
middle: david Lynch shows up, yells at you about trans rights, and slapstick ensues
end: the PD finds a dead body positioned to play a game of chess showing the location of the killer
me: hey man carpe diem?
my ancient roman gooner friend trying to give me tips:
I'm telling you, you gotta go to sixteen gods dot com, crazy stuff there
my ancient roman gooner friend trying to give me tips:
I'm telling you, you gotta go to sixteen gods dot com, crazy stuff there
May 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
me: hey man carpe diem?
my ancient roman gooner friend trying to give me tips:
I'm telling you, you gotta go to sixteen gods dot com, crazy stuff there
my ancient roman gooner friend trying to give me tips:
I'm telling you, you gotta go to sixteen gods dot com, crazy stuff there
me and the gang watching ratatouille while eating taco bell like we can relate
February 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
me and the gang watching ratatouille while eating taco bell like we can relate