Listen man, you have to break a few eggs to make broken egg soup
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Listen man, you have to break a few eggs to make broken egg soup
Using light mode on here which makes it feel like twitter heaven
November 15, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Using light mode on here which makes it feel like twitter heaven
I’ve got friends it’s just they go to a different website
November 15, 2024 at 8:50 PM
I’ve got friends it’s just they go to a different website
Is this app good yet?
September 29, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Is this app good yet?
They should make steroids that make your brain huge
July 3, 2023 at 8:16 PM
They should make steroids that make your brain huge
Eulogist: John is survived by his wife and 2 daughters —
Heckler: Yeah and like 8 billion other people 🙄
Crowd: 😆🤭😳😮😔😭🥹😠🤣
Heckler: Yeah and like 8 billion other people 🙄
Crowd: 😆🤭😳😮😔😭🥹😠🤣
July 3, 2023 at 11:35 AM
Eulogist: John is survived by his wife and 2 daughters —
Heckler: Yeah and like 8 billion other people 🙄
Crowd: 😆🤭😳😮😔😭🥹😠🤣
Heckler: Yeah and like 8 billion other people 🙄
Crowd: 😆🤭😳😮😔😭🥹😠🤣
I’d pay $5 for a like on here
July 3, 2023 at 10:20 AM
I’d pay $5 for a like on here
Wish I was throwing a frisbee around right now. Instead I’m depressed.
July 3, 2023 at 7:28 AM
Wish I was throwing a frisbee around right now. Instead I’m depressed.
If I got 9 likes on here it’d be too much stimulation for me. I’d probably catch fire.
July 3, 2023 at 5:03 AM
If I got 9 likes on here it’d be too much stimulation for me. I’d probably catch fire.
Reposted by Zach
Slicked up the floor with canola oil to practice my dance moves but I hit my head on the fridge pretty bad
July 2, 2023 at 8:18 AM
Slicked up the floor with canola oil to practice my dance moves but I hit my head on the fridge pretty bad
Looking forward to eating breakfast tomorrow
July 2, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Looking forward to eating breakfast tomorrow
At the end of every party there should be a prize for the person who did the best at conversation
July 2, 2023 at 8:08 AM
At the end of every party there should be a prize for the person who did the best at conversation
Just made a really good cup of tea
July 2, 2023 at 8:02 AM
Just made a really good cup of tea
Counting my money while I’m sitting at the table even though there’s time enough to count it when the dealing’s done 😂😂
July 2, 2023 at 5:53 AM
Counting my money while I’m sitting at the table even though there’s time enough to count it when the dealing’s done 😂😂
Can anyone good at accounting help me with this damn budget of mine?
Food……..$9
Haircut…..$2
Candles?!…. $1 billion 😂
Please help my family is dying 💀
Food……..$9
Haircut…..$2
Candles?!…. $1 billion 😂
Please help my family is dying 💀
July 2, 2023 at 5:44 AM
Can anyone good at accounting help me with this damn budget of mine?
Food……..$9
Haircut…..$2
Candles?!…. $1 billion 😂
Please help my family is dying 💀
Food……..$9
Haircut…..$2
Candles?!…. $1 billion 😂
Please help my family is dying 💀
Reposted by Zach
Does anyone else low key miss twitter
July 1, 2023 at 11:19 PM
Does anyone else low key miss twitter
I love electric cars and electric women such as grimes
July 1, 2023 at 11:16 PM
I love electric cars and electric women such as grimes
Do you guys like parody
July 1, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Do you guys like parody
What are likes called on here? ‘Blueys’? 😂😂
June 23, 2023 at 9:48 PM
What are likes called on here? ‘Blueys’? 😂😂
