Jessica
@jessrunsalatte.bsky.social
Mediocre runner
Elite yapper
Training for Dopey 2026
RunTok girl in a BlueSky world
Elite yapper
Training for Dopey 2026
RunTok girl in a BlueSky world
June 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I just really need Tijuana flats queso. Like right now. A margarita would be nice too
April 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I just really need Tijuana flats queso. Like right now. A margarita would be nice too
The irony of someone ranting about liberal indoctrination while listening to 50 hours of conservative talk radio every week cannot be overstated
April 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The irony of someone ranting about liberal indoctrination while listening to 50 hours of conservative talk radio every week cannot be overstated
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I think my millennial brain is so millennial that it's looking at this whole situation going "Oh, cute, another recession!".
Which probably isn't the healthiest thing for it to do, but it is how the world taught it...
Which probably isn't the healthiest thing for it to do, but it is how the world taught it...
April 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I think my millennial brain is so millennial that it's looking at this whole situation going "Oh, cute, another recession!".
Which probably isn't the healthiest thing for it to do, but it is how the world taught it...
Which probably isn't the healthiest thing for it to do, but it is how the world taught it...
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🤝 Own your relationships
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You can join on iOS or Android:
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April 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Join the unbannable short-form video app!
🎥 Own your content
🤝 Own your relationships
🌐 Built on the AT Protocol
You can join on iOS or Android:
skylight.social
🎥 Own your content
🤝 Own your relationships
🌐 Built on the AT Protocol
You can join on iOS or Android:
skylight.social
Never really wanted to know what it was like to watch the economy tank in real time but here we are anyways I guess.
April 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Never really wanted to know what it was like to watch the economy tank in real time but here we are anyways I guess.
Me and my 200 views per video watching TikTok get ready to disappear again 🫠
April 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me and my 200 views per video watching TikTok get ready to disappear again 🫠
First run post half marathon hill fest #runner #runtok #halfmarathontraining #dopeychallengetraining
April 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
First run post half marathon hill fest #runner #runtok #halfmarathontraining #dopeychallengetraining
April 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Why are boomer parents so obsessed with trying to catch you making a mistake? Not even important things. Inconsequential stuff that doesn’t involve them. At all
March 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Why are boomer parents so obsessed with trying to catch you making a mistake? Not even important things. Inconsequential stuff that doesn’t involve them. At all
Genuinely cannot believ how many people I’ve seen say they signed up for the Dopey Challenge having never run. At all. Because it looked fun and like good motivation 😬 #rundisney #dopeychallenge2027 #dopeychallenge #runtok
March 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Genuinely cannot believ how many people I’ve seen say they signed up for the Dopey Challenge having never run. At all. Because it looked fun and like good motivation 😬 #rundisney #dopeychallenge2027 #dopeychallenge #runtok
First run after getting hit with a 24 hour stomach bug Monday. Feeling better than expected! #runner #runtok #halfmarathontraining
March 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
First run after getting hit with a 24 hour stomach bug Monday. Feeling better than expected! #runner #runtok #halfmarathontraining
March 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Reasons I cannot be a running influencer: I went to the gym this morning but didn’t take any videos because it was early, dark, and freaking cold. And videoing in the gym feels hella weird
January 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Reasons I cannot be a running influencer: I went to the gym this morning but didn’t take any videos because it was early, dark, and freaking cold. And videoing in the gym feels hella weird
Genuinely. Any countries taking American refugees yet?
January 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Genuinely. Any countries taking American refugees yet?
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Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hi, I’m God.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
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I love this so much!
At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions.
This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.
At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions.
This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.
January 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I love this so much!
At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions.
This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.
At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions.
This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.
January 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
On my treadmill run today I created a definitive ranking of which Dancing With the Stars finalist pairs would make the best crew for my imaginary 100 mile ultramarathon attempt. And that’s just who I am as a person 😆
(For the record Alan and Ilona were top spot. Obviously)
(For the record Alan and Ilona were top spot. Obviously)
January 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
On my treadmill run today I created a definitive ranking of which Dancing With the Stars finalist pairs would make the best crew for my imaginary 100 mile ultramarathon attempt. And that’s just who I am as a person 😆
(For the record Alan and Ilona were top spot. Obviously)
(For the record Alan and Ilona were top spot. Obviously)
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🤔 I certainly think so.
I still have so many questions about the entire ‘episode’. Just me?
I still have so many questions about the entire ‘episode’. Just me?
January 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
🤔 I certainly think so.
I still have so many questions about the entire ‘episode’. Just me?
I still have so many questions about the entire ‘episode’. Just me?
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Dear Modern Humans,
You thought you were so much smarter than people from the Middle Ages. But you're not.
Why do you think the dark ages lasted so long? It was because of greedy, insane despots who crushed progress and dangerous thoughts.
It won't end until you rise up and overthrow them all.
You thought you were so much smarter than people from the Middle Ages. But you're not.
Why do you think the dark ages lasted so long? It was because of greedy, insane despots who crushed progress and dangerous thoughts.
It won't end until you rise up and overthrow them all.
January 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dear Modern Humans,
You thought you were so much smarter than people from the Middle Ages. But you're not.
Why do you think the dark ages lasted so long? It was because of greedy, insane despots who crushed progress and dangerous thoughts.
It won't end until you rise up and overthrow them all.
You thought you were so much smarter than people from the Middle Ages. But you're not.
Why do you think the dark ages lasted so long? It was because of greedy, insane despots who crushed progress and dangerous thoughts.
It won't end until you rise up and overthrow them all.
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Hi, ASL interpreter of 30 yrs & a person w/ Deaf family here.
In response to the anti-ASL horseshit going around:
ASL and English are not the same language.
ASL has no written form.
Reading English subs is not = to seeing ASL & many Deaf ppl need sign to fully understand info.
In response to the anti-ASL horseshit going around:
ASL and English are not the same language.
ASL has no written form.
Reading English subs is not = to seeing ASL & many Deaf ppl need sign to fully understand info.
January 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Hi, ASL interpreter of 30 yrs & a person w/ Deaf family here.
In response to the anti-ASL horseshit going around:
ASL and English are not the same language.
ASL has no written form.
Reading English subs is not = to seeing ASL & many Deaf ppl need sign to fully understand info.
In response to the anti-ASL horseshit going around:
ASL and English are not the same language.
ASL has no written form.
Reading English subs is not = to seeing ASL & many Deaf ppl need sign to fully understand info.