All my dreams are coming true

Fun fact: Hermann Rorschach, off of the inkblot test, looks likes Brad Pitt but with a moustache

When he's a ten, but it's only because of inflation

The Alberta government is auctioning a donair costume that ‘Comes with silver colored Body Suit for that authentic tinfoil look!’ If that description doesn’t make you want to bid on this I’m not sure what will
https://surplus.gov.ab.ca/OA/ItemDetail.aspx?AuctionID=43311#

What kind of animal cooks whole chickens and roasts in a microwave

2023 and still rocking a Boosted Board

Felt emo might delete
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/55tzibhYkedrIbViG2LwQ9?si=a57f46aa4ea1475b

Me buying something I don’t really need because I’m having a bad day

Quite possibly the deal of the century

Waiting for the second coming of this feels not unlike waiting for the second coming of Christ

If someone could please dedicate an account to pictures of snakes in hats I’d really appreciate it