Jessica
@jessichris.bsky.social
Beneficial, but BEEN OFFICIAL 💫
Ai Queen 🦾🤖// Dad joke champion 🏆// Just a girl
Ai Queen 🦾🤖// Dad joke champion 🏆// Just a girl
I actually need to buy a lot of stuff. 😭😭😭
September 6, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I actually need to buy a lot of stuff. 😭😭😭
I need to buy that memory card thingy. I do not have enough space on my phone.
September 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I need to buy that memory card thingy. I do not have enough space on my phone.
Can I post just audio on here?
March 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Can I post just audio on here?
I’m tired. I needa vacation.
February 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m tired. I needa vacation.
Reposted by Jessica
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
January 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
Q: Why did everyone enjoy being around the volcano?
A: It’s just so lava-ble.
A: It’s just so lava-ble.
January 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Q: Why did everyone enjoy being around the volcano?
A: It’s just so lava-ble.
A: It’s just so lava-ble.
When I was younger, my parents told me I can be anyone I dreamed of becoming. Then I learned the hard way that identity theft is a crime.
January 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When I was younger, my parents told me I can be anyone I dreamed of becoming. Then I learned the hard way that identity theft is a crime.
I’m the best at putting leaves in boiling water. It’s my special tea.
January 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m the best at putting leaves in boiling water. It’s my special tea.
I always forget to take a pic before I eat. 🤷🏾♀️
December 31, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I always forget to take a pic before I eat. 🤷🏾♀️
What did the duck say when it bought chapstick?
“Put it on my bill!”
“Put it on my bill!”
December 31, 2024 at 2:11 PM
What did the duck say when it bought chapstick?
“Put it on my bill!”
“Put it on my bill!”
I’m writing a book!! A chapter book! I can’t wait for everyone to read it!!
December 12, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I’m writing a book!! A chapter book! I can’t wait for everyone to read it!!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Because the “P” is silent.
December 12, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Because the “P” is silent.
You see how no one ever see me IRL? very homey, very antisocial, very inside
December 12, 2024 at 8:28 PM
You see how no one ever see me IRL? very homey, very antisocial, very inside
How do I go viral on this app? I’m bored.
December 11, 2024 at 4:37 PM
How do I go viral on this app? I’m bored.
Reposted by Jessica
Me running out of the fast food restaurant I frequent weekly...trying not to be seen for continuously enlarging my back.
December 4, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Me running out of the fast food restaurant I frequent weekly...trying not to be seen for continuously enlarging my back.
They say good things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
December 3, 2024 at 11:39 AM
They say good things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
What did the cereal bring to the bank?
Chex.
Chex.
December 1, 2024 at 12:13 AM
What did the cereal bring to the bank?
Chex.
Chex.
Do I gotta be nice on here? Or nah? 😇
November 30, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Do I gotta be nice on here? Or nah? 😇