Jessica Schultz
Jessica Schultz
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Pretty sure TS13 will be announced before I ever get my Showgirl vinyl 😭 Do better, FedEx.
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The devil couldn't reach me, so instead he made my kids get super into the Lucas the Spider show on Netflix. I don't care how cute that little guy is, he still gives me heebie jeebies. 😖
August 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Sabrina Carpenter releasing Manchild the same day as the Trump/Musk meltdown just feels like kismet. Chef's kiss on the timing.
June 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
1, 2, 3, LET'S GO BITCH!
Taylor Swift has regained control of her music, buys back first 6 albums

NEW YORK (AP) — Taylor Swift has regained control over her entire body of work.
Taylor Swift has regained control of her music, buys back first 6 albums
NEW YORK (AP) — Taylor Swift has regained control over her entire body of work.
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May 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Long pond sessions and a rainy day just hits different.
May 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Making a charcuterie board and opening a bottle of wine is THE BEST freaking use of a holiday Monday and I will hear no arguments.
May 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Anyone collating a book of his gaffs? Will be a bestseller!
May 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I might not ever recover from that episode of The Handmaid's Tale. Bradley Whitford is a gem and it's a crime if he doesn't receive an Emmy for that episode alone.
May 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Anyone else never forgiving HBO for the events of S2E2 of The Last of Us? 😭
April 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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True facts are true
April 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Regardless of how you feel about Musk, Tesla, etc (which lets be real I don't think anyone feels great) why would anyone drive a cyber truck? You look like you're driving a giant toaster. Stop.
April 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Why is there always so much stuff going on ahhhhhh
March 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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☆MERCH GIVEAWAY☆

It’s the admin’s birthday, and you guys have been so amazing (specially getting me to 10k before my birthday!), so i wanted to do something for you.

I’ll be giving away up to 80usd in Taylor’s website! (You can pick whatever you want in that price range).
February 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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🚨| Taylor will be a presenter at this year Grammy awards!
January 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I ran errands for an hour this morning and saw 7 different unmarked white government vehicles driving around. Some in a pack, others individually. What in the Gilead is going on in this country? 😔
January 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I might be 33 but I still lose my damn mind whenever I hear the song Clarity.
January 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This Christmas our family was given the gift of RSV so you can find us watching Disney movies on the couch all day long.
December 27, 2024 at 2:46 PM
My kids have a children's digital camera that they pick up and walk around with from time to time and you would not BELIEVE how many pictures of the couch cushions there are.
December 18, 2024 at 7:25 PM
But if they ban TikTok, where will I watch marble racing videos as I slowly sink deeper beneath my warm cozy sheets?
December 17, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Had to get a new phone and there's nothing more humbling than realizing technology set-up is not as intuitive as it used to be for you. And, also, not knowing a single goddamn password to re-log-in to EVERY SINGLE APP.
December 14, 2024 at 12:51 PM
I will never understand people who try to get on planes as early as they can (besides like if it's a Southwest flight so seat selection is a thing). You're literally about to be trapped in this tube for ages why do you want to cheat the system to get on early???
November 24, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely blows my mind that the base that elected Trump in 2016 because they were tired of shady, corrupt politicians is also the same base plus some who elected the most shady and corrupt "politician" maybe in history.
November 21, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Richard Gere has looked basically the same for the entirety of my life and is just now starting to show his age. Richard Gere starting to look old makes ME feel old.
November 20, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Why is getting a two year old to go to bed literally the hardest task on the planet.
November 20, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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The theory that Trump is nominating people who will be intensely loyal to him because they have been cast aside by everyone else feels devastatingly likely.
November 20, 2024 at 1:17 AM