Jess Hutchinson
@jesshutchinson.bsky.social
Chicago. Cats. Theater. Jokes.
she/her
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this. this is what the internet is for. #neverforget
happy 3²/4²/5² to ask those who celebrate
September 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
this. this is what the internet is for. #neverforget
me when the chickens begin their long descent home to roost...
a man in a suit and tie is holding a bucket of popcorn .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a bucket of popcorn .
media.tenor.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
me when the chickens begin their long descent home to roost...
why do people keep emailing me? don't they know that I'm just a tiny baby?
a close up of a black cat laying on a bed looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a black cat laying on a bed looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
September 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
why do people keep emailing me? don't they know that I'm just a tiny baby?
by the time we hit mid-September, 80-degree days are misogynistic. i will not be taking questions at this time.
September 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
by the time we hit mid-September, 80-degree days are misogynistic. i will not be taking questions at this time.
I love that @zachzaidman.bsky.social gets as excited about baseball as I do. Sir, you are a delight to hear on my radio. 💙
September 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I love that @zachzaidman.bsky.social gets as excited about baseball as I do. Sir, you are a delight to hear on my radio. 💙
Oh good.
The Air & Water Show.
The Air & Water Show.
a close up of a cat 's face sitting on a table looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face sitting on a table looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Oh good.
The Air & Water Show.
The Air & Water Show.
Model 50 of ChatGPT is a real asshole.
August 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Model 50 of ChatGPT is a real asshole.
I was just informed that medical premiums for my team will be increasing by 13% next year, and every other cost, from deductibles to copays to max out-of-pocket, are also increasing significantly. Healthcare for profit is immoral and should be criminalized.
a cartoon drawing of a cat 's eyes with fire in them
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a cat 's eyes with fire in them
media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I was just informed that medical premiums for my team will be increasing by 13% next year, and every other cost, from deductibles to copays to max out-of-pocket, are also increasing significantly. Healthcare for profit is immoral and should be criminalized.
I need a six-month moratorium on "platform upgrades" to the tools I use every day. And yes, I hear the Luddite Undertones and also I just need a handful fewer surprises day to day for a little while, okay?
April 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I need a six-month moratorium on "platform upgrades" to the tools I use every day. And yes, I hear the Luddite Undertones and also I just need a handful fewer surprises day to day for a little while, okay?
A barista with long curly hair and a gorgeous floral sleeve really saw me (eldest daughter, former gifted student) when I resisted the urge to buy a pastry I didn’t need and he told me he was proud of me for being so brave.
April 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A barista with long curly hair and a gorgeous floral sleeve really saw me (eldest daughter, former gifted student) when I resisted the urge to buy a pastry I didn’t need and he told me he was proud of me for being so brave.
Lucy Dacus should be crowned the Poet Laureate of Yearning. Someone please tell her I love her.
April 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Lucy Dacus should be crowned the Poet Laureate of Yearning. Someone please tell her I love her.
"But how can we answer this moment using art??"
This is how:
This is how:
You're welcome.
And yes, kid 3rd from the front in the red shirt that is too into it? That is exactly how I lived my marching band life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSgj...
And yes, kid 3rd from the front in the red shirt that is too into it? That is exactly how I lived my marching band life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSgj...
George Mason University...Killing In The Name
YouTube video by jfrela
www.youtube.com
April 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"But how can we answer this moment using art??"
This is how:
This is how:
Be in charge of a nonprofit, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
a little girl is crying and smiling while wearing a blue jacket and a plaid shirt .
ALT: a little girl is crying and smiling while wearing a blue jacket and a plaid shirt .
media.tenor.com
April 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Be in charge of a nonprofit, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Mondays really Monday extra-hard when you start your day calling the business banking number to dispute a check that's been cashed that your org definitely didn't write. (error, not fraud, thankfully)
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Mondays really Monday extra-hard when you start your day calling the business banking number to dispute a check that's been cashed that your org definitely didn't write. (error, not fraud, thankfully)
Driving past Target feels a lot like driving by an ex’s house: for a second you miss them and all the fun you used to have together and then you remember that the reason you broke up is because they made an absolutely unforced error by bowing to a fascist and you’re like: good fucking riddance.
April 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Driving past Target feels a lot like driving by an ex’s house: for a second you miss them and all the fun you used to have together and then you remember that the reason you broke up is because they made an absolutely unforced error by bowing to a fascist and you’re like: good fucking riddance.
There really should be a way for my therapist to get an alert from Spotify if I play Frightened Rabbit and the soundtrack to The Hours in the same day.
April 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There really should be a way for my therapist to get an alert from Spotify if I play Frightened Rabbit and the soundtrack to The Hours in the same day.
Same.
April 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Same.
I can't wait to see what my Senators - @durbin.senate.gov and @duckworth.senate.gov - are going to do to keep up the momentum that @booker.senate.gov built over the last 25 hours.
April 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I can't wait to see what my Senators - @durbin.senate.gov and @duckworth.senate.gov - are going to do to keep up the momentum that @booker.senate.gov built over the last 25 hours.
Reposted by Jess Hutchinson
Hey! If you like what Cory Booker is doing right now, call your senators and ask them to do the same (now and in the future). Find their info at ☎️ reps.fyi!
This pointless stunt by Cory Booker is accomplishing nothing but drawing attention to the Trump administration’s wrongdoing and delaying the work of the Senate and energizing the Democratic base and, wait, hang on, let me come in again
April 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hey! If you like what Cory Booker is doing right now, call your senators and ask them to do the same (now and in the future). Find their info at ☎️ reps.fyi!
Reposted by Jess Hutchinson
Every network should be covering this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUK...
LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor
YouTube video by Associated Press
www.youtube.com
April 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Every network should be covering this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUK...
Which contemporary musician belongs in the ACOTAR universe most, and why is it obviously Hozier?
April 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Which contemporary musician belongs in the ACOTAR universe most, and why is it obviously Hozier?
Last night I had a dream where @amypoehler.bsky.social was my friend and mentor and I got to visit her on set while she was directing a movie and it was the first just ... pleasant dream I've had in ... years?
April 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Last night I had a dream where @amypoehler.bsky.social was my friend and mentor and I got to visit her on set while she was directing a movie and it was the first just ... pleasant dream I've had in ... years?
what if I set up an out-of-office email that's just this video of this cat?
“What’s wrong??”
“BITCH WHAT ISNT WRONG RN?”
“BITCH WHAT ISNT WRONG RN?”
March 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
what if I set up an out-of-office email that's just this video of this cat?
might fuck around a write a good old-fashioned blog screed for World Theater Day this year...
March 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
might fuck around a write a good old-fashioned blog screed for World Theater Day this year...