Jess H. Gutierrez
@jesshgutierrez.bsky.social
Queer Arkansas writer navigating the world of pub. she/her. Rep: @draper_claire A PRODUCT OF GENETICS (AND DAY DRINKING) out now w/ @TinyRepBooks
Really hard to not be creeped out by my doorbell ringing in the middle of the night with no one appearing in the ring camera.
Feeling cute, might have a heart attack later.
Feeling cute, might have a heart attack later.
April 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Really hard to not be creeped out by my doorbell ringing in the middle of the night with no one appearing in the ring camera.
Feeling cute, might have a heart attack later.
Feeling cute, might have a heart attack later.
So, I guess we’re all in love with Kelly Clarkson now? This is the only thing that has happened in 2025 that I can get behind so far…
@kellyclarksontv.bsky.social
@kellyclarksontv.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
So, I guess we’re all in love with Kelly Clarkson now? This is the only thing that has happened in 2025 that I can get behind so far…
@kellyclarksontv.bsky.social
@kellyclarksontv.bsky.social
I ate pad Thai in a gym (not mine -I don’t have one) parking lot today. You know, just in case anyone is wondering how work on my next writing project is going.
February 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I ate pad Thai in a gym (not mine -I don’t have one) parking lot today. You know, just in case anyone is wondering how work on my next writing project is going.
Comforting to find just as many folks pretending to be celebrities and offers to make me rich as the other apps. Feels like home.
December 20, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Comforting to find just as many folks pretending to be celebrities and offers to make me rich as the other apps. Feels like home.
Six months post debut and today I went into a B&N and stared at the single copy on the shelf and thought, “Yep. There you are.” This year has been one of big feelings.
December 13, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Six months post debut and today I went into a B&N and stared at the single copy on the shelf and thought, “Yep. There you are.” This year has been one of big feelings.
Hot freakin’ damn!
Not to blow y'all up with book stuff, but I found out a little while back that Strong Like You was one of 10 books selected by the Indiana Library Federation to be a Read Aloud Book. They finally posted about it on their website and woo hoos all around.
December 13, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Hot freakin’ damn!
Just found a pair of panties stuck to the inside of my shirt from the dryer. Here’s hoping that my first grade son doesn’t experience the same thing at school today.
December 2, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Just found a pair of panties stuck to the inside of my shirt from the dryer. Here’s hoping that my first grade son doesn’t experience the same thing at school today.
I’ve had a few people (bots) reach out
to ask if they can paint me. Definitely going to wear pants for this.
to ask if they can paint me. Definitely going to wear pants for this.
November 27, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I’ve had a few people (bots) reach out
to ask if they can paint me. Definitely going to wear pants for this.
to ask if they can paint me. Definitely going to wear pants for this.
Hiding from in laws and already eating pie. The holiday is off to a good start.
November 27, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Hiding from in laws and already eating pie. The holiday is off to a good start.
So much fun
Here with Rebecca Boyle, @jeffwooten.bsky.social and @jesshgutierrez.bsky.social for a pretty rad event during the 2024 eclipse in one of the top places in the world to view it
November 26, 2024 at 3:29 AM
So much fun
Nbd.
Kidding. This is actually a REALLY BIG DEAL!!
Kidding. This is actually a REALLY BIG DEAL!!
My debut novel Strong Like You was one of 10 books selected by the Indiana Library Federation as a 2025 Read Aloud book in the high school category. What an honor! I should visit Indiana. 🤔
November 25, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Nbd.
Kidding. This is actually a REALLY BIG DEAL!!
Kidding. This is actually a REALLY BIG DEAL!!
Someone tell me not to try to write a screenplay. Please.
(Seriously y’all. I don’t know how to do this or why I feel compelled)
(Seriously y’all. I don’t know how to do this or why I feel compelled)
November 24, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Someone tell me not to try to write a screenplay. Please.
(Seriously y’all. I don’t know how to do this or why I feel compelled)
(Seriously y’all. I don’t know how to do this or why I feel compelled)
Reposted by Jess H. Gutierrez
Needing to read this tonight
November 24, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Needing to read this tonight
Gotta say that watching Hot Frosty (Netflix) the first time was to be funny. The second voluntary viewing says something about who I am.
November 23, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Gotta say that watching Hot Frosty (Netflix) the first time was to be funny. The second voluntary viewing says something about who I am.
I just received my first creepy DM on this app. I feel official now!!
November 20, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I just received my first creepy DM on this app. I feel official now!!
For all y'all creating Bluesky follow starter packs. Loving you so much right now! Give me ALLLL the writers/editors/readers/bookish folks!
This kind of help feeds my lazy nature, and I am forever grateful.
This kind of help feeds my lazy nature, and I am forever grateful.
November 20, 2024 at 3:49 PM
For all y'all creating Bluesky follow starter packs. Loving you so much right now! Give me ALLLL the writers/editors/readers/bookish folks!
This kind of help feeds my lazy nature, and I am forever grateful.
This kind of help feeds my lazy nature, and I am forever grateful.
So, I am back on writing deadline and doing very little about it. It’s like I’m daring myself to wait until the last minute so that I can act like a coffee-fueled psycho.
Why am I this way?
Why am I this way?
a cup of coffee with a smiley face on it and the words there ya go below it
ALT: a cup of coffee with a smiley face on it and the words there ya go below it
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 1:39 PM
So, I am back on writing deadline and doing very little about it. It’s like I’m daring myself to wait until the last minute so that I can act like a coffee-fueled psycho.
Why am I this way?
Why am I this way?
Writing isn’t as easy anymore post debut/election/all the things. Oddly enough snacking hasn’t gotten any harder.
November 20, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Writing isn’t as easy anymore post debut/election/all the things. Oddly enough snacking hasn’t gotten any harder.
@tlsimpson.bsky.social is the very best
Yall go follow my friend and fellow 2024 debut Jess who wrote the hilarious A PRODUCT OF GENETICS (AND DAY DRINKING)
Okay. After being pissy about a new app, I am sorta liking this.
(Must find something new to be angry over immediately)
(Must find something new to be angry over immediately)
November 20, 2024 at 1:16 AM
@tlsimpson.bsky.social is the very best
I waited for a million years for a big girl job with a big girl desk and this is the shit I’m keeping in it. Follow me for all nutrition/health tips and tricks!
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I waited for a million years for a big girl job with a big girl desk and this is the shit I’m keeping in it. Follow me for all nutrition/health tips and tricks!
Okay. After being pissy about a new app, I am sorta liking this.
(Must find something new to be angry over immediately)
(Must find something new to be angry over immediately)
November 19, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Okay. After being pissy about a new app, I am sorta liking this.
(Must find something new to be angry over immediately)
(Must find something new to be angry over immediately)
I spent all of my time betting on that other app for years, but am here. Trying. Starting over sucks.
November 18, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I spent all of my time betting on that other app for years, but am here. Trying. Starting over sucks.