Hey friends, if anyone has any leads on full-time or part-time work in these areas please let me know:

• social media (creative > strategy)
• copywriting (short- + long-form)
• blogging/reporting (entertainment + lifestyle + SEO)
• script-writing (podcast + short-form video)
• proofreading

I feel like there are a lot of dorky things about me that I don't actually consider dorky but one thing that is actually very dorky is my legs get really itchy when exposed to chilly air

Hey friends, I'm still looking for freelance + part-time remote work in these areas:

• social media (creative > strategy)
• copywriting (short- + long-form)
• blogging/reporting (entertainment + lifestyle + SEO)
• script-writing (podcast + short-form video)
• proofreading
• busywork (data entry)

I have a great, productive day planned tomorrow so I fully expect to be flattened by a bus first thing in the morning

Someone on Facebook Marketplace asked me if I'd deliver something and I asked where to and all they said was "Queens" as if Queens isn't enormous??

I just found out there's such a thing as "surprise travel" where you fill out a questionnaire and a trip is planned for you but you don't find out about it until like two days before you leave and just the thought of it has my spreadsheet-making ass anxious

I don't want a new Twitter I want to get into romantic turf wars on Xanga over high school crushes

I don't get angry often but when I do it presents itself in the most annoying way possible, like last night when I broke my AC filter in a rage because I couldn't get it back in its little slot

If I'm even remotely dressed up to do something jeans and a casual top would've been fine for there's a 90% chance 5-7 loads' worth of laundry is scattered around my apartment

Is there a German word for when you've been single so long you start wondering what it'd be like to have sex with that one ex from like 20 years ago who you never got past third base with

I feel like the $500 sad sack bear from Neiman Marcus

I don't remember what exactly prompted it but I'm convinced more than ever this theory is correct

Here's an obligatory first bluesky post