Jesse B.
@jesseuno.bsky.social
I have one leg. BJJ. Retired Washed Up Rhythm Gamer. Lou City, Racing Louisville, Patriots, Hull City. DDR: 5154-8548. FFXIV: Jeuno Lego (Balmung) (MNK/DNC).
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Jesse B.
@jesseuno.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Previous post aside, a heads up for anyone who follows me here that came from Twitter:
If you’re following me primarily from the DGC, please know that I’ve been retired since April of this year, and realistically, checked out after the KAC 2023 drama. I don’t have a lot of rhythm game takes. 1/?
If you’re following me primarily from the DGC, please know that I’ve been retired since April of this year, and realistically, checked out after the KAC 2023 drama. I don’t have a lot of rhythm game takes. 1/?
My QB 🥰🥰🥰🥰
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
My QB 🥰🥰🥰🥰
I’ve been having more and more obvious dreams about being at FGC and RGC events again. This time was a venue that felt like a cross between Daytona Beach and Colossalcon. Losing our R1 still hits home and feels disconnected.
Still, I’m feeling like I need something to attend. :(
Still, I’m feeling like I need something to attend. :(
November 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I’ve been having more and more obvious dreams about being at FGC and RGC events again. This time was a venue that felt like a cross between Daytona Beach and Colossalcon. Losing our R1 still hits home and feels disconnected.
Still, I’m feeling like I need something to attend. :(
Still, I’m feeling like I need something to attend. :(
I’ve been trying to find the words to describe this.
I have not been charitable to this team, even and especially as a fan. Most damningly, I doubted that this roster and this staff could get it done. I was wrong. Bev and the team delivered when they needed to most.
So happy to be so very wrong.
I have not been charitable to this team, even and especially as a fan. Most damningly, I doubted that this roster and this staff could get it done. I was wrong. Bev and the team delivered when they needed to most.
So happy to be so very wrong.
DECISION DAY MAGIC 🪄✨
For the 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 in #RacingLou history, we’re headed to the NWSL playoffs!!!!! 🤩
LET’S GOOOOOO
For the 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 in #RacingLou history, we’re headed to the NWSL playoffs!!!!! 🤩
LET’S GOOOOOO
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’ve been trying to find the words to describe this.
I have not been charitable to this team, even and especially as a fan. Most damningly, I doubted that this roster and this staff could get it done. I was wrong. Bev and the team delivered when they needed to most.
So happy to be so very wrong.
I have not been charitable to this team, even and especially as a fan. Most damningly, I doubted that this roster and this staff could get it done. I was wrong. Bev and the team delivered when they needed to most.
So happy to be so very wrong.
Open Your Eyes
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October 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
With Ian Watkins being shanked from the mortal coil, I just need a talented vocalist with no problematic behaviors (or at minimum, not a kid diddler) to go and re-record Fake Sound of Progress and Start Something with new vocals, and I can finally listen to those albums again.
October 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
With Ian Watkins being shanked from the mortal coil, I just need a talented vocalist with no problematic behaviors (or at minimum, not a kid diddler) to go and re-record Fake Sound of Progress and Start Something with new vocals, and I can finally listen to those albums again.
There is one thing about self-destruction that I’ve never elaborated on, and it’s the idea of just burning everything to the ground and starting over.
There are parts of my life I want very much blow up and the idea of that, regardless of how bad it would be, is getting more appealing by the day.
There are parts of my life I want very much blow up and the idea of that, regardless of how bad it would be, is getting more appealing by the day.
I think I’m ready to start making changes in my life, ideally for the better.
The self-destruction track has officially lost its fun, if it ever was to begin with.
The self-destruction track has officially lost its fun, if it ever was to begin with.
October 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
There is one thing about self-destruction that I’ve never elaborated on, and it’s the idea of just burning everything to the ground and starting over.
There are parts of my life I want very much blow up and the idea of that, regardless of how bad it would be, is getting more appealing by the day.
There are parts of my life I want very much blow up and the idea of that, regardless of how bad it would be, is getting more appealing by the day.
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:
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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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To all of my friends going to MOTL6 this weekend, have a good time, be safe, make good decisions, and have fun. :)
October 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
To all of my friends going to MOTL6 this weekend, have a good time, be safe, make good decisions, and have fun. :)
You know, maybe things are starting to unravel badly when you have a dream about going into work that wakes you up with really bad anxiety.
September 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
You know, maybe things are starting to unravel badly when you have a dream about going into work that wakes you up with really bad anxiety.
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“We’re running out of alibis,
On the second on May.
Reminds me of the summertime,
On this Winter’s day.
See you at the bitter end.”
“We’re running out of alibis,
On the second on May.
Reminds me of the summertime,
On this Winter’s day.
See you at the bitter end.”
Spotify – Web Player
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September 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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“We’re running out of alibis,
On the second on May.
Reminds me of the summertime,
On this Winter’s day.
See you at the bitter end.”
“We’re running out of alibis,
On the second on May.
Reminds me of the summertime,
On this Winter’s day.
See you at the bitter end.”
Streaming Path of Exile 2 to kill some time this evening. Come in and say hi! twitch.tv/JesseUno #twitch #PathOfExile2
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Welcome back to Hotline: Wraeclast. Casual Play. Witchhunter. Level 52, Act 4. #UNGA
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September 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Streaming Path of Exile 2 to kill some time this evening. Come in and say hi! twitch.tv/JesseUno #twitch #PathOfExile2
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“The cities a flood,
And our love it turns to rust.
We’re beaten and blown by the wind,
We’re trampled in dust.
I’ll show you a place,
High on a desert plain.
Where the streets have no name…”
“The cities a flood,
And our love it turns to rust.
We’re beaten and blown by the wind,
We’re trampled in dust.
I’ll show you a place,
High on a desert plain.
Where the streets have no name…”
Where The Streets Have No Name
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September 19, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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“The cities a flood,
And our love it turns to rust.
We’re beaten and blown by the wind,
We’re trampled in dust.
I’ll show you a place,
High on a desert plain.
Where the streets have no name…”
“The cities a flood,
And our love it turns to rust.
We’re beaten and blown by the wind,
We’re trampled in dust.
I’ll show you a place,
High on a desert plain.
Where the streets have no name…”
open.spotify.com/track/48EoGi...
“Take what you want from me,
It means nothing now.
Take everything, honey.
It means nothing now.
Not so easy to forgive,
Harder to forget,
Take what you want from me.”
“Take what you want from me,
It means nothing now.
Take everything, honey.
It means nothing now.
Not so easy to forgive,
Harder to forget,
Take what you want from me.”
Impossible
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September 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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“Take what you want from me,
It means nothing now.
Take everything, honey.
It means nothing now.
Not so easy to forgive,
Harder to forget,
Take what you want from me.”
“Take what you want from me,
It means nothing now.
Take everything, honey.
It means nothing now.
Not so easy to forgive,
Harder to forget,
Take what you want from me.”
Honestly, if I’m any left wing comedian who’s concerned about FCC blowback moving forward, just make sure to label your bits about this fuckstick, lying-ass administration as “Alternative Facts.”
Worked for Fox News and Trump’s first term, after all.
Worked for Fox News and Trump’s first term, after all.
September 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Honestly, if I’m any left wing comedian who’s concerned about FCC blowback moving forward, just make sure to label your bits about this fuckstick, lying-ass administration as “Alternative Facts.”
Worked for Fox News and Trump’s first term, after all.
Worked for Fox News and Trump’s first term, after all.
That last episode of twisted metal season 2, about halfway into the episode… that’s the happy good shit. Inject that into my veins. 😭😭😭
August 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
That last episode of twisted metal season 2, about halfway into the episode… that’s the happy good shit. Inject that into my veins. 😭😭😭
To whom it may concern:
I’d be much likely to go along with your acts of “altruism” and charity if I believed 100% that your intentions were solely based around altruism and charity.
(And yes, this is over something fucking stupid, because of course it would be.)
I’d be much likely to go along with your acts of “altruism” and charity if I believed 100% that your intentions were solely based around altruism and charity.
(And yes, this is over something fucking stupid, because of course it would be.)
August 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
To whom it may concern:
I’d be much likely to go along with your acts of “altruism” and charity if I believed 100% that your intentions were solely based around altruism and charity.
(And yes, this is over something fucking stupid, because of course it would be.)
I’d be much likely to go along with your acts of “altruism” and charity if I believed 100% that your intentions were solely based around altruism and charity.
(And yes, this is over something fucking stupid, because of course it would be.)
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“Like Jessica Rabbit,
She collects bad habits, Gets her drinks for free.
Animated vixen,
Stole Cupid’s arrow, and came to rescue me.”
“Like Jessica Rabbit,
She collects bad habits, Gets her drinks for free.
Animated vixen,
Stole Cupid’s arrow, and came to rescue me.”
Rescue
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August 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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“Like Jessica Rabbit,
She collects bad habits, Gets her drinks for free.
Animated vixen,
Stole Cupid’s arrow, and came to rescue me.”
“Like Jessica Rabbit,
She collects bad habits, Gets her drinks for free.
Animated vixen,
Stole Cupid’s arrow, and came to rescue me.”
I have become my D&D character’s pro wrestling persona, Bo “The Big” Dikka, with her tag team partner/animal companion Beef Hansen.
August 16, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I have become my D&D character’s pro wrestling persona, Bo “The Big” Dikka, with her tag team partner/animal companion Beef Hansen.
IANAL, but the public defender discourse that found its way onto my algorithm (on the other site) is, uh, certainly something. JFC.
August 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
IANAL, but the public defender discourse that found its way onto my algorithm (on the other site) is, uh, certainly something. JFC.
Deleted last post. I’m struggling with a new job where I haven’t even been a week out of training, I’m struggling with losing some work freedoms my old role afforded (cost of business, ultimately), and yesterday was just rough.
It’ll all pass eventually. Just dealing with it poorly atm.
It’ll all pass eventually. Just dealing with it poorly atm.
August 12, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Deleted last post. I’m struggling with a new job where I haven’t even been a week out of training, I’m struggling with losing some work freedoms my old role afforded (cost of business, ultimately), and yesterday was just rough.
It’ll all pass eventually. Just dealing with it poorly atm.
It’ll all pass eventually. Just dealing with it poorly atm.
As it turns out, I figured out this morning that my hot button boundary is “Don’t fuck with my money.”
August 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
As it turns out, I figured out this morning that my hot button boundary is “Don’t fuck with my money.”
Well, it’s early as fuck, but I slept and I’m not fighting a hangover before a flight, so credit for growing I guess.
July 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Well, it’s early as fuck, but I slept and I’m not fighting a hangover before a flight, so credit for growing I guess.