@jessesers.bsky.social
I need to hibernate until March. Someone pay my bills pls.
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I need to hibernate until March. Someone pay my bills pls.
Just burned my mouth on some fresh southwestern egg rolls from Chili’s and I have no regrets.
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just burned my mouth on some fresh southwestern egg rolls from Chili’s and I have no regrets.
"If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs." - Steven Universe
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs." - Steven Universe
Been told twice now that I am the human equivalent of a corgi in personality. I see it…
October 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Been told twice now that I am the human equivalent of a corgi in personality. I see it…
I want one day. Just one day where I don’t turn on my phone and get immediately pissed off.
September 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I want one day. Just one day where I don’t turn on my phone and get immediately pissed off.
Cutting down my medicine so everything is making me mad. Sorry in advance for accidental spicies.
September 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Cutting down my medicine so everything is making me mad. Sorry in advance for accidental spicies.
I am always in love with what I cannot have. Like cinnamon raisin bagels.
September 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I am always in love with what I cannot have. Like cinnamon raisin bagels.
I might have gone back to my iPhone so I could have a BMO from Adventure time case. Plus, all my junk is on it. In other news: snot.
August 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I might have gone back to my iPhone so I could have a BMO from Adventure time case. Plus, all my junk is on it. In other news: snot.
"Allergies: A Snot Story"
August 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Allergies: A Snot Story"
Today I was driving behind a tanker truck with the following writing on the back of the tank:
"Liquid Chicken- inedible."
I do not understand.
"Liquid Chicken- inedible."
I do not understand.
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Today I was driving behind a tanker truck with the following writing on the back of the tank:
"Liquid Chicken- inedible."
I do not understand.
"Liquid Chicken- inedible."
I do not understand.
Tree Trunks is an adorable hussy.
July 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Tree Trunks is an adorable hussy.
"Goodnight Cal's, good mornin' Duke's."
July 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Goodnight Cal's, good mornin' Duke's."
funyuns and hummus is strangely delicious.
July 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
funyuns and hummus is strangely delicious.
Major Depressive Disorder sucks. But I, yet again, have vanquished the evil massive tangle monsters that infest my hair at least once a month. My fine feathery mop is once again feeling it's mopiest. Feels nice. 😊 Herbal Essences has a rose scented detangler that helps a whole lot.
July 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Major Depressive Disorder sucks. But I, yet again, have vanquished the evil massive tangle monsters that infest my hair at least once a month. My fine feathery mop is once again feeling it's mopiest. Feels nice. 😊 Herbal Essences has a rose scented detangler that helps a whole lot.
who knew so many peeps would need the womens restroom at 3am on a Friday?
July 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
who knew so many peeps would need the womens restroom at 3am on a Friday?
i had to smell microwaved hot dog all day and im not too happy about it. 🤢
June 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i had to smell microwaved hot dog all day and im not too happy about it. 🤢
I want to go off grid so badly…
June 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I want to go off grid so badly…
Stowmy weveeeer…🎶
June 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Stowmy weveeeer…🎶
Loneliest feeling in the world: wanting to go home but having no idea where it is.
June 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Loneliest feeling in the world: wanting to go home but having no idea where it is.
I now understand the joy of custom made armor. I got new tempered steel grieves and they feel sooo much better.
June 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I now understand the joy of custom made armor. I got new tempered steel grieves and they feel sooo much better.
The way computer-based learning modules make me clench my jaw is awful.
May 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The way computer-based learning modules make me clench my jaw is awful.
My first sailboat will be called "Buttercat One"
May 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My first sailboat will be called "Buttercat One"
I always like the idea of wearing jewelry but never the reality. 🫤
May 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I always like the idea of wearing jewelry but never the reality. 🫤
i can be happy with my little black cat and my feet in the rain.
May 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
i can be happy with my little black cat and my feet in the rain.