Jesse Noller
@jessenoller.bsky.social
Systems engineer, forest and outdoors superfan, I haven’t met a natural science I didn’t stan. Dad, writer, mycologist, lover of all dogs. Building data science, ai/llm/systems and other things at Anaconda. I grow things and I build things.
I just heard that someone played Helldivers 2 music at the navy’s 250th celebration with Vance and I’m really hoping it was a trolling masterstroke by the events DJ.
October 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I just heard that someone played Helldivers 2 music at the navy’s 250th celebration with Vance and I’m really hoping it was a trolling masterstroke by the events DJ.
Don’t mind me buying a hard copy of this for like the 4th time @sogrady.org
September 28, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Don’t mind me buying a hard copy of this for like the 4th time @sogrady.org
Cleaning what’s left from this week’s mountain of eggs so I can hand them out like a weird Santa
September 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Cleaning what’s left from this week’s mountain of eggs so I can hand them out like a weird Santa
Ever hit wet dog poop with a weed wacker? Yeahhhhhh I have.
Wish I’d worn safety goggles
Wish I’d worn safety goggles
a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is covered in soap
ALT: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses is covered in soap
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September 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Ever hit wet dog poop with a weed wacker? Yeahhhhhh I have.
Wish I’d worn safety goggles
Wish I’d worn safety goggles
My therapist told me to listen to angry loud music when I'm in a funk/angry, and I really can't stop thinking about this gif:
a man says i 'm always angry in front of a burning fire
ALT: a man says i 'm always angry in front of a burning fire
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August 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My therapist told me to listen to angry loud music when I'm in a funk/angry, and I really can't stop thinking about this gif:
It’s over 100f outside with an air quality index of around 110. Hooray?
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window .
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August 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s over 100f outside with an air quality index of around 110. Hooray?
Me, dodging new spiderwebs in the yard every night & morning:
a man in a black ninja costume is hiding in the sand on the beach .
ALT: a man in a black ninja costume is hiding in the sand on the beach .
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August 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Me, dodging new spiderwebs in the yard every night & morning:
Seen blue man group 3 times, never bought a thing. Tonight was the 4th and I got married yesterday so I got the spit painting from tonight’s show
August 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Seen blue man group 3 times, never bought a thing. Tonight was the 4th and I got married yesterday so I got the spit painting from tonight’s show
Only I am dumb enough to try to impersonate a beached whale in a pool resulting in getting road rash on my chest
August 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Only I am dumb enough to try to impersonate a beached whale in a pool resulting in getting road rash on my chest
Oh god; we planned the wedding in the same hotel and weekend as the Blackhat conference
I just had to brief the family on operational protocols with devices.
I just had to brief the family on operational protocols with devices.
a crowd of people with their hands on their heads
ALT: a crowd of people with their hands on their heads
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August 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Oh god; we planned the wedding in the same hotel and weekend as the Blackhat conference
I just had to brief the family on operational protocols with devices.
I just had to brief the family on operational protocols with devices.
Pro fucking tip; if I-15 through Nevada is shut down, do NOT - I repeat:
Do
Not
Fucking
Take
Google Maps’ recommended detours especially if they note that “some portion is unpacked”
That’s code for a 4x4 watershed side road and you will get stuck, in the desert. With no service or anything.
Do
Not
Fucking
Take
Google Maps’ recommended detours especially if they note that “some portion is unpacked”
That’s code for a 4x4 watershed side road and you will get stuck, in the desert. With no service or anything.
August 1, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Pro fucking tip; if I-15 through Nevada is shut down, do NOT - I repeat:
Do
Not
Fucking
Take
Google Maps’ recommended detours especially if they note that “some portion is unpacked”
That’s code for a 4x4 watershed side road and you will get stuck, in the desert. With no service or anything.
Do
Not
Fucking
Take
Google Maps’ recommended detours especially if they note that “some portion is unpacked”
That’s code for a 4x4 watershed side road and you will get stuck, in the desert. With no service or anything.
Utah can be pretty
July 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Utah can be pretty
Getting married in a few days and meanwhile my brain is off design PaaS systems and thinking about space travel.
a man in a green shirt is eating a sandwich next to a lamp and a can of soda
ALT: a man in a green shirt is eating a sandwich next to a lamp and a can of soda
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July 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Getting married in a few days and meanwhile my brain is off design PaaS systems and thinking about space travel.
Never seen this on a spider plant before so that’s cool
July 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Never seen this on a spider plant before so that’s cool
I drove 4000 miles in under a week (Denver to Boston and back) and well, my vote is we abandon the Midwest and force all semi trucks to be trains
Every time I do this route (now up to like 4/5 times) I have this thot
Every time I do this route (now up to like 4/5 times) I have this thot
July 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I drove 4000 miles in under a week (Denver to Boston and back) and well, my vote is we abandon the Midwest and force all semi trucks to be trains
Every time I do this route (now up to like 4/5 times) I have this thot
Every time I do this route (now up to like 4/5 times) I have this thot
I like to pretend my rooster is yelling “I love my daaaad” when he crows at 5am
July 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I like to pretend my rooster is yelling “I love my daaaad” when he crows at 5am
Maybe next year I can take a swing back around PyCon. Missing folks.
July 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Maybe next year I can take a swing back around PyCon. Missing folks.
I truly love how folks in a corporate world somehow evolve the ability to say nothing concrete, clear or actionable but still say it in about 10,000,000,000 words clouding everything up
July 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I truly love how folks in a corporate world somehow evolve the ability to say nothing concrete, clear or actionable but still say it in about 10,000,000,000 words clouding everything up
How about… No?
Pretty sure it’s phishing tho
Pretty sure it’s phishing tho
July 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
How about… No?
Pretty sure it’s phishing tho
Pretty sure it’s phishing tho
BuT sUMaCs aReNT iNvAsIVE
July 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
BuT sUMaCs aReNT iNvAsIVE
The new hens are finally laying… hilariously tiny eggs. Meanwhile the roo just runs around crowing unclear on his role.
July 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The new hens are finally laying… hilariously tiny eggs. Meanwhile the roo just runs around crowing unclear on his role.
Well, I caught a 3 inch crappie fly fishing for the first time, which given I’ve caught 0 since picking any rod up for a decade plus, is a statistically significant amount of caught fish.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of two microphones in front of a plane .
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June 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Well, I caught a 3 inch crappie fly fishing for the first time, which given I’ve caught 0 since picking any rod up for a decade plus, is a statistically significant amount of caught fish.
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