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Jess
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Tiny Human Educator by day, in bed and asleep by 9 at night. Seattle Sports hopeful. She/her
What a cool stat!
Only 2 teams in MLB history have overcome a 5+ run deficit to win, hit a grand slam, AND had a walk-off walk:

Twins* | 8/27/23 in a 7-6 win
Mariners | today in a 7-6 win

*Twins 1-and-2 hitters in batting order that day: Donovan Solano & Jorge Polanco. 🤯🤯🤯

#TheMayerGWS
April 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Happy Mariners Day to all who celebrate! #goms
March 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I keep thinking about this quote and the way I could never even imagine this response. Despicable.
“What’s the site? The water? You want me to go swimming??”

This was Trump’s response when asked if he had visited the site of the deadly DC plane crash.

The very same ghoulish sociopath who said “it is what it is” when he was asked about 1,000 Americans dying a day from Covid.
February 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You could say that Ichiro’s ERA is .3-2-1, LGB
January 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Happy New Years!
December 31, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Made it into the finals of fantasy football! #autodraftpowers
December 23, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Of course there’s no interest in sleep the night before my last shift of the year. It’s almost winter break 😍😍
December 20, 2024 at 6:48 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Puzzles, Kraken, Coffee

It’s a cozy Sunday!
December 8, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Walking into T-Mobile feels like magic no matter what the event is ✨
November 30, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Somehow this last workday before the long weekend feels like ten shifts in one.
November 27, 2024 at 5:35 PM
I’m trapped between trying to see if some of my favorites have moved over to Bluesky, and trying to avoid opening x as often as possible.
November 15, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Just a casual zoom of a huddle from the Jrod Squad :)
November 10, 2024 at 5:30 AM
It’s officially time for all of the MLB to love Cal now, right?
November 9, 2024 at 8:09 PM