jess
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wait im re-watching the bear christmas episode and the story about how sugar got her nickname means she added a cup of sugar to pasta sauce (since italian americans call that gravy) like literally filipino spaghetti… she is not only innocent but has taste in my eyes!!!
December 26, 2023 at 11:16 PM
wait im re-watching the bear christmas episode and the story about how sugar got her nickname means she added a cup of sugar to pasta sauce (since italian americans call that gravy) like literally filipino spaghetti… she is not only innocent but has taste in my eyes!!!
me in my room in the morning after putting on my same pair of big pants trying to decide which ribbed long sleeve top or sweater i will wear today
December 19, 2023 at 4:51 PM
me in my room in the morning after putting on my same pair of big pants trying to decide which ribbed long sleeve top or sweater i will wear today
i love when words sound like “precipice” “eviscerated”“abrasiveness”“exacerbate” you know what i mean?
December 19, 2023 at 3:14 PM
i love when words sound like “precipice” “eviscerated”“abrasiveness”“exacerbate” you know what i mean?
when taylor swift wrote "brooklyn broke my skin and bones" i know that she wasn't talking about how i accidentally punched the brick wall while sitting down eating my bagel at the bagel place and lightly scraped the middle of my left hand's knuckle...
December 16, 2023 at 10:21 PM
when taylor swift wrote "brooklyn broke my skin and bones" i know that she wasn't talking about how i accidentally punched the brick wall while sitting down eating my bagel at the bagel place and lightly scraped the middle of my left hand's knuckle...
oooo i love running errands on a crisp and bright winter saturday stomping around in my blundstones with my baggu reusable bag and little sunglasses and emotional support headphones just like everybody else on the sidewalk and at the store and in the bagel place
December 16, 2023 at 8:00 PM
oooo i love running errands on a crisp and bright winter saturday stomping around in my blundstones with my baggu reusable bag and little sunglasses and emotional support headphones just like everybody else on the sidewalk and at the store and in the bagel place
bill condon (director of breaking dawn part 1 and 2) directing jlo in kiss of the spider woman is gonna be huge for my special skill of being able to connect everything to twilight
December 7, 2023 at 2:17 AM
bill condon (director of breaking dawn part 1 and 2) directing jlo in kiss of the spider woman is gonna be huge for my special skill of being able to connect everything to twilight
i did not buy this jacket but i will always have these pictures
December 4, 2023 at 5:50 AM
i did not buy this jacket but i will always have these pictures
i love writing cards it’s like an analog DM that lasts forever to share with somebody who means something to you! the best 99c i spend every time i go to somebody’s birthday/party!
December 3, 2023 at 3:47 PM
i love writing cards it’s like an analog DM that lasts forever to share with somebody who means something to you! the best 99c i spend every time i go to somebody’s birthday/party!
when i was little my mom told me fao shcwartz was a museum so that i wouldn’t ask to buy anything
December 3, 2023 at 3:30 AM
when i was little my mom told me fao shcwartz was a museum so that i wouldn’t ask to buy anything
what does it feel like to not feel like deep down you are a bad person lol
November 21, 2023 at 5:05 AM
what does it feel like to not feel like deep down you are a bad person lol
i am bravely wearing really long elaborate fake nails for the first time today to a work event
November 20, 2023 at 8:35 PM
i am bravely wearing really long elaborate fake nails for the first time today to a work event
im literally a pink pony girl
November 17, 2023 at 4:57 PM
im literally a pink pony girl
i ghosted the meta twitter clone, i call that phantom threads
November 8, 2023 at 7:36 PM
i ghosted the meta twitter clone, i call that phantom threads
the first person to make a little hat for their wet hair with a towel: “:)”
first person ever to wrap a towel around their waist: “check this shit out”
November 8, 2023 at 7:34 PM
the first person to make a little hat for their wet hair with a towel: “:)”
everytime i get a tattoo i immediately want to get like 4 more tattoos but i cant bc i dont have enough money and that is more more painful and challenging than anything physical
November 8, 2023 at 2:26 PM
everytime i get a tattoo i immediately want to get like 4 more tattoos but i cant bc i dont have enough money and that is more more painful and challenging than anything physical
did you know this is why they had to wear suspenders in newsies
November 8, 2023 at 6:50 AM
did you know this is why they had to wear suspenders in newsies
it has been a second since i have been so anxious out of nowhere when trying to fall asleep that i worry something is wrong with my literal heart but here we are!
November 8, 2023 at 4:55 AM
it has been a second since i have been so anxious out of nowhere when trying to fall asleep that i worry something is wrong with my literal heart but here we are!
got on the bus and the tap to pay thing was broken so he let me get on for free so the empanada i bought was free… girl public transportation math
November 7, 2023 at 10:52 PM
got on the bus and the tap to pay thing was broken so he let me get on for free so the empanada i bought was free… girl public transportation math
is there an equivalent to guncle for queer cousins? quousins?
November 6, 2023 at 2:50 AM
is there an equivalent to guncle for queer cousins? quousins?
you’ll never believe the two accents the two guys from utica, ny have in Here We Are
November 4, 2023 at 1:48 AM
you’ll never believe the two accents the two guys from utica, ny have in Here We Are
i am bravely wearing button fly jeans right now shoutout to everybody and anybody who sees me who is probably thinking that my fly is down
November 3, 2023 at 10:46 PM
i am bravely wearing button fly jeans right now shoutout to everybody and anybody who sees me who is probably thinking that my fly is down
i could not handle being a celebrity bc i look bloated enough to be pregnant every day of my life can you imagine having to reply to paparazzi pictures of yourself being like actually i have ibs and im stressed out let me live
November 2, 2023 at 9:34 PM
i could not handle being a celebrity bc i look bloated enough to be pregnant every day of my life can you imagine having to reply to paparazzi pictures of yourself being like actually i have ibs and im stressed out let me live
the boogenius costumes are for the kids who were a menace to have in a church school class and whose mother and grandmother told them they were possessed by a demon when they said they didnt wanna get confirmed :)
November 2, 2023 at 6:13 PM
the boogenius costumes are for the kids who were a menace to have in a church school class and whose mother and grandmother told them they were possessed by a demon when they said they didnt wanna get confirmed :)
lunch can be so beautiful even though it is expensive. treating myself to a cobb salad and cherry limeade poppi prebiotic soda. wow. beautiful
November 2, 2023 at 4:22 PM
lunch can be so beautiful even though it is expensive. treating myself to a cobb salad and cherry limeade poppi prebiotic soda. wow. beautiful
i just had the most galaxy brain idea
October 31, 2023 at 12:30 AM
i just had the most galaxy brain idea