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Ambi
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28 // Outwit • Outplay • Outlast // NYC
Wet
December 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So like I Love LA is likeeeee really good
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Tramp doing another national broadcast is like that annoying ass coworker that continues to set up meetings over the holiday week… like girl Christmas is in a few days STOP setting up Zoom calls
December 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Does Nicki Minaj know that her next album is going to flop… not even just flop but TANK.
December 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is a Christmas movie actually
December 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Been in my new apartment for 4 months and I just now put up the pictures/paintings… officially a hand man now
December 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’ve been living in the city for 3 years now and uptown still feels like I’m heading down directionally and downtown feels like I’m going up
December 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The way I was in the same room as Robert Paterson last night…. My bussy was shaking 😭😮‍💨
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Trying to watch a movie on Dailymotion is harder than being in the Marines
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Me after any minor inconvenience
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Girl forget the Russian guy… I NEED THEM
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Netflix buying HBO truly is my 13th reason… everything will just be slop now 😭
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It was at this moment that I had to buy the book… to fcking real 😭
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So there’s this new show… 🫦
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Stuffed
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The way that Elphaba shows up on Glindas wedding day, RUINS her wedding, STEALS her man and SMASHS him THAT NIGHT… then there talking about changed for good? Bitch I’m changed for BAD! That would be my villain origin story
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Was at a Friendsgiving with a bunch of my frat brothers and they all were stunned that Jonathan Bailey was gay. They said “he always plays a straight character though”… DO NOT piss me off…!
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Tramp loves Mamdani because he knows he’s hung 😮‍💨
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Sweatpants szn 😙
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Central Park is literally unreal this time of year
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s actually incomprehensible how Dems are caving on the government shutdown when Republicans had no leg to stand on… Reps were completely blamed for the shutdown, just got destroyed on Election Day and is actively fighting to cut SNAP benefits and Dems gave in for nothing..?! A complete fumble
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Do people go on dates anymore or am I just chopped ?
November 7, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It being 70 degrees in NYC during November… THANK YOU MAMDANI !!!
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Finally it’s legal to be sexy again !!!
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 5
Zohran Mamdani will become New York City's next mayor, CNN projects, after a meteoric rise in Democratic politics. Follow live updates. https://cnn.it/43gCYeJ
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Save a horse…
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM