KingPoppin' My Shit
@jerseymufasa.blacksky.app
I'm an old Black man, like Unc status, living in a place that don't give a fuck about blackness. We here though. He/Him/His but I fucks with everybody. I'm an uncle in these streets but hell in these skeets. I will bump your lil fren. Fuck wit me.
"Drink water. Aggressively."
"Y'all friend _______ is soft."
Pushup Running McStabbington.
"Y'all friend _______ is soft."
Pushup Running McStabbington.
February 14, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"Drink water. Aggressively."
"Y'all friend _______ is soft."
Pushup Running McStabbington.
"Y'all friend _______ is soft."
Pushup Running McStabbington.
I hate all these bitch ass nigga bitches. Leave my friends alone, cuz we will put all you nigga bitches on blast.
But also a good word for your spirit. Because edification.
But also a good word for your spirit. Because edification.
February 14, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I hate all these bitch ass nigga bitches. Leave my friends alone, cuz we will put all you nigga bitches on blast.
But also a good word for your spirit. Because edification.
But also a good word for your spirit. Because edification.
Yitties, Jeeps, and Adidas.
That boy is the OPP I live for.
Don't come for me if I haven't sent for you.
That boy is the OPP I live for.
Don't come for me if I haven't sent for you.
February 14, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Yitties, Jeeps, and Adidas.
That boy is the OPP I live for.
Don't come for me if I haven't sent for you.
That boy is the OPP I live for.
Don't come for me if I haven't sent for you.
Ok fren! Gains!
February 14, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Ok fren! Gains!
Every take.
Ok. I can agree with this. Was there a certain take he had that completely confirmed it for you?
Getting shot might not be as bad as stepping on a land mine. Getting stabbed might not be as bad as getting shot. Just because something is worse doesn’t mean that thing isn’t still really bad.
And Whitlock is such an extreme, there are few people that are anywhere close to him. He’s the coonest.
And Whitlock is such an extreme, there are few people that are anywhere close to him. He’s the coonest.
February 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Every take.
Nigga. With the hard r?
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Nigga. With the hard r?
Absolutely terrifying.
that lady’s mother being abducted is scary af to me.
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Absolutely terrifying.
I am the first one. I can still grow a halfro. I choose this life.
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I am the first one. I can still grow a halfro. I choose this life.
I had to scroll to see who this blanc woman was. When I saw who...
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I had to scroll to see who this blanc woman was. When I saw who...
How's the no tax on overtime working out for ya??
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 AM
How's the no tax on overtime working out for ya??
Goddamn. Just......wow.
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Goddamn. Just......wow.
Hit dogs gon holla.
February 10, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Hit dogs gon holla.
I will be there Saturday escaping winter. Poolside.
In better news, 2 of my cousins are coming to visit me for the first time here in Phoenix this weekend so I’m very excited!! Also, the daughter-niece will get the opportunity to meet more family 🥰
February 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I will be there Saturday escaping winter. Poolside.
Hey buddy. The dark cloud covering the country has always covered the Black portion. It's just getting to your side. Buck up.
How do you get away from the dark cloud covering the country so you can “have a great day@?
February 10, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Hey buddy. The dark cloud covering the country has always covered the Black portion. It's just getting to your side. Buck up.
I've got one more day of work, then I will escape winter for the weekend in Phoenix.
February 10, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I've got one more day of work, then I will escape winter for the weekend in Phoenix.
This is fuckin nuts. So sorry Sis.
This how I ended up having a stroke. They told me I was making up the migraines in my head... tried to diagnose me with munchausen syndrome, then I had the stroke and they were like oh my bad
If a doctors office don’t do nothing else, they gone asthma acid reflux sleep apnea viral infection the fuck out of a diagnosis instead of listened to you.
February 10, 2026 at 6:08 AM
This is fuckin nuts. So sorry Sis.
I have always said that going to the doctor is like going to the auto mechanic. They finna find something wrong. And it's gon be mad expensive to fix.
February 10, 2026 at 6:03 AM
I have always said that going to the doctor is like going to the auto mechanic. They finna find something wrong. And it's gon be mad expensive to fix.
The only thing that would have made it more perfect is if he would have thrown 1 roll of paper towels.
Why Was Bad Bunny Singing on Top of a Broken Utility Pole at the Super Bowl?
It was a powerful moment to bring attention to the energy crisis in Puerto Rico--and a reminder to U.S audiences of the injustices Puerto Ricans endure at the hands of private energy companies.
It was a powerful moment to bring attention to the energy crisis in Puerto Rico--and a reminder to U.S audiences of the injustices Puerto Ricans endure at the hands of private energy companies.
Why Was Bad Bunny Singing on Top of a Broken Utility Pole at the Super Bowl?
Bad Bunny’s 13-minute performance at the big game was an ode to Puerto Rico — and its energy woes.
earthjustice.org
February 10, 2026 at 5:56 AM
The only thing that would have made it more perfect is if he would have thrown 1 roll of paper towels.
I have never been more happy to have been too poor for school pics.
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I have never been more happy to have been too poor for school pics.
This is an A+ list.
I’m a simple man. Cologne, shoes, video games, grilling accessories, some kewchie, I’m good.
This is for the men. What do yall like to receive as gifts for Valentine’s Day?
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
This is an A+ list.
And La Bamba for 50 years.
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 AM
And La Bamba for 50 years.
Space X is fucking sad. It blows up more shit than it launches.
"Life cannot just be about one sad thing after another," says the man responsible—directly or indirectly—for like 90% of the sad things that happened in the past year.
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Space X is fucking sad. It blows up more shit than it launches.