The Little Gentleman
@jerseymick.bsky.social
I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave.
Ask me about my MRI
Fastest finger, dada, pop-pop, T1D
CLAS ‘83
GULC ‘89
Good Mernin
Antifa HQ
I fall asleep when my head hits the pillow
Ask me about my MRI
Fastest finger, dada, pop-pop, T1D
CLAS ‘83
GULC ‘89
Good Mernin
Antifa HQ
I fall asleep when my head hits the pillow
Pinned
How Obama Killed the Penny
His knee was down. His hi-ney.
January 20, 2026 at 1:35 AM
His knee was down. His hi-ney.
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January 18, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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On my way to the emergency room to get checked for “internal bleeding” after I paused crossing the street. Wish me luck!
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
On my way to the emergency room to get checked for “internal bleeding” after I paused crossing the street. Wish me luck!
Reposted by The Little Gentleman
We've gone from broken windows policing to breaking windows policing.
January 14, 2026 at 4:06 AM
We've gone from broken windows policing to breaking windows policing.
It seems pretty clear he’s gearing up to cancel elections by the fall.
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
It seems pretty clear he’s gearing up to cancel elections by the fall.
Is it just me or did we kidnap a head of state last week?
January 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Is it just me or did we kidnap a head of state last week?
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So no mattress sales today?
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 PM
So no mattress sales today?
Why do I keep smelling Erik Prince?
January 4, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Why do I keep smelling Erik Prince?
Please everybody stop saying “we’ve seen this movie before.”
Such an awful turn of phrase to use for what has already become the slaughter of civilians.
Such an awful turn of phrase to use for what has already become the slaughter of civilians.
January 4, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Please everybody stop saying “we’ve seen this movie before.”
Such an awful turn of phrase to use for what has already become the slaughter of civilians.
Such an awful turn of phrase to use for what has already become the slaughter of civilians.
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Today is Festivus.
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Today is Festivus.
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If he’s so great, why aren’t The Apprentice reruns in syndication?
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If he’s so great, why aren’t The Apprentice reruns in syndication?