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Garth Hudson in the streets // Rick Danko in the sheets
I’ve seen a lot of “ever since Bowie died everything has been fucked” posts. And I get it. But I think they’re a little off. Leonard Cohen died the day before the 2016 election. That’s the real starting point of this mess.
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I’ve seen a lot of “ever since Bowie died everything has been fucked” posts. And I get it. But I think they’re a little off. Leonard Cohen died the day before the 2016 election. That’s the real starting point of this mess.
Not really a fan of the dad hat but unfortunately I look incredible in them
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Not really a fan of the dad hat but unfortunately I look incredible in them
I started watching The Traitors only so I can hopefully see Michael Rapaport die. Like a dress rehearsal for real life
January 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I started watching The Traitors only so I can hopefully see Michael Rapaport die. Like a dress rehearsal for real life
The heart/lung surgery scene in the beginning of The Pitt almost made me throw up. I’m so happy it’s back
January 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The heart/lung surgery scene in the beginning of The Pitt almost made me throw up. I’m so happy it’s back
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Here is a video snippet from one of the joints off MHK-ULTRA, produced by @mightyhealthy.bsky.social
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PREORDER NOW: sankofa.bandcamp.com/album/mhk-ul...
January 10, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Here is a video snippet from one of the joints off MHK-ULTRA, produced by @mightyhealthy.bsky.social
PREORDER NOW: sankofa.bandcamp.com/album/mhk-ul...
PREORDER NOW: sankofa.bandcamp.com/album/mhk-ul...
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PREORDER HERE: sankofa.bandcamp.com/album/mhk-ul...
PREORDER HERE: sankofa.bandcamp.com/album/mhk-ul...
No disrespect to all the producers that @sankofafw.bsky.social has worked with before but I think the only producer he needs is @mightyhealthy.bsky.social
This is too fucking tough yall
This is too fucking tough yall
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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PREORDER HERE: sankofa.bandcamp.com/album/mhk-ul...
PREORDER HERE: sankofa.bandcamp.com/album/mhk-ul...
guys it gets even better today
January 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
guys it gets even better today
*MJ Lenderman voice*
found in the nightstand drawer and shelf i haven't looked at in five years:
pictures of him (straight to garbage)
three (3) external hard drives, two never opened
a ton of five year old weed, grinder, and a one hitter
a wristwatch
two old macbooks
now i have a whole dresser to drawer to open
pictures of him (straight to garbage)
three (3) external hard drives, two never opened
a ton of five year old weed, grinder, and a one hitter
a wristwatch
two old macbooks
now i have a whole dresser to drawer to open
January 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
*MJ Lenderman voice*
Fucking shitlib nonsense texts me after a decade and now they have an attitude
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Fucking shitlib nonsense texts me after a decade and now they have an attitude
New PB for a Friday 🦾
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
New PB for a Friday 🦾
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It would be such a deep relief to get rent paid.
We're $1324 short. That includes this month's late fee.
Can you help? A quick share can work wonders!
I know it can be tiring seeing the same ask, especially if you have already helped. I'm so grateful for your help and your patient understanding.
We're $1324 short. That includes this month's late fee.
Can you help? A quick share can work wonders!
I know it can be tiring seeing the same ask, especially if you have already helped. I'm so grateful for your help and your patient understanding.
Sitting still at $2829 to go. Of that, $1329 is needed urgently for overdue rent.
Two layoffs in 2025, finally back to work (yay!) but first real check isn't until end of month and pay isn't enough to ever catch up.
Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail
Cashapp/venmo: showupforthis
gofund.me/bb286cf54
Two layoffs in 2025, finally back to work (yay!) but first real check isn't until end of month and pay isn't enough to ever catch up.
Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail
Cashapp/venmo: showupforthis
gofund.me/bb286cf54
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January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
It would be such a deep relief to get rent paid.
We're $1324 short. That includes this month's late fee.
Can you help? A quick share can work wonders!
I know it can be tiring seeing the same ask, especially if you have already helped. I'm so grateful for your help and your patient understanding.
We're $1324 short. That includes this month's late fee.
Can you help? A quick share can work wonders!
I know it can be tiring seeing the same ask, especially if you have already helped. I'm so grateful for your help and your patient understanding.
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Any excuse to tell the truth about Jonathan Ross, 43, of Carver County, MN and working out of the St. Paul ICE field office is a good excuse to tell the truth about Jonathan Ross, 43, of Carver County, MN and working out of the St. Paul ICE field office
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Any excuse to tell the truth about Jonathan Ross, 43, of Carver County, MN and working out of the St. Paul ICE field office is a good excuse to tell the truth about Jonathan Ross, 43, of Carver County, MN and working out of the St. Paul ICE field office
No disrespect to all the producers that @sankofafw.bsky.social has worked with before but I think the only producer he needs is @mightyhealthy.bsky.social
This is too fucking tough yall
This is too fucking tough yall
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
No disrespect to all the producers that @sankofafw.bsky.social has worked with before but I think the only producer he needs is @mightyhealthy.bsky.social
This is too fucking tough yall
This is too fucking tough yall
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As someone who has been run over by a car going over 30 miles an hour I just want to say that pig is bitch made
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
As someone who has been run over by a car going over 30 miles an hour I just want to say that pig is bitch made
True Detective season 5
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
True Detective season 5
As someone who has been run over by a car going over 30 miles an hour I just want to say that pig is bitch made
January 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
As someone who has been run over by a car going over 30 miles an hour I just want to say that pig is bitch made
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Your reminder that what happened to Renee Nicole Good is something that happens regularly in America. This is not new, but it is an expanded version of militarized people targeting Black people in particular.
From ICE detention to murder with impunity, we've been doing it. Now it's broadened.
From ICE detention to murder with impunity, we've been doing it. Now it's broadened.
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Your reminder that what happened to Renee Nicole Good is something that happens regularly in America. This is not new, but it is an expanded version of militarized people targeting Black people in particular.
From ICE detention to murder with impunity, we've been doing it. Now it's broadened.
From ICE detention to murder with impunity, we've been doing it. Now it's broadened.
Only one of my kids like Mexican food so yeah I have a favorite
January 7, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Only one of my kids like Mexican food so yeah I have a favorite
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so you mean she sent nudes like a man?
January 7, 2026 at 5:49 PM
so you mean she sent nudes like a man?
Any other professional athlete seeing how they got the W players living
January 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Any other professional athlete seeing how they got the W players living
My coworker is using her Slack status like it's facebook in 2009. She doesn't know it but she's my new best friend
January 6, 2026 at 8:15 PM
My coworker is using her Slack status like it's facebook in 2009. She doesn't know it but she's my new best friend
Essen closed? 🥱
Taqueria is taking over? 🥰
Taqueria is taking over? 🥰
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Essen closed? 🥱
Taqueria is taking over? 🥰
Taqueria is taking over? 🥰
I’ll take things you don’t want to see when you open the walk-in door for $800 Alex
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I’ll take things you don’t want to see when you open the walk-in door for $800 Alex