Ferdinand the Jersey Gay
@jerseyferdinand.bsky.social
New Jer sey
Transferred from Twitter High
39 | he/him
Landscaper by day, freelance historian by night
Transferred from Twitter High
39 | he/him
Landscaper by day, freelance historian by night
Rudy’s reigned out from the reindeer games
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Rudy’s reigned out from the reindeer games
I need like a spooky blowjob or something since it is the spirits night!
October 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I need like a spooky blowjob or something since it is the spirits night!
Morning light hits right when my eyes are shining bright
October 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Morning light hits right when my eyes are shining bright
Why yes I was a slut and sucked off a commissioner today after working at the museum. He ate my load.
Insane right?
Insane right?
October 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Why yes I was a slut and sucked off a commissioner today after working at the museum. He ate my load.
Insane right?
Insane right?
My bush is really bushing this morning. The morning wood rises above it nicely
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
My bush is really bushing this morning. The morning wood rises above it nicely
In honor of Columbus Day, I went to the supermarket and got lost and found spices that I wasn’t looking for and then destroyed the whole aisle in the name of God.
October 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
In honor of Columbus Day, I went to the supermarket and got lost and found spices that I wasn’t looking for and then destroyed the whole aisle in the name of God.
Got a full body massage last night and the massage therapist said I had great legs and of course I had to get an erection right after.
a woman with curly hair is covering her mouth with her hand in front of a group of people
ALT: a woman with curly hair is covering her mouth with her hand in front of a group of people
media.tenor.com
September 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Got a full body massage last night and the massage therapist said I had great legs and of course I had to get an erection right after.
Saw one of the regulars that’s on Grindr come into the store today. He was so fucking rude.
May he always be flaccid and all of his future dates be flaccid.
May he always be flaccid and all of his future dates be flaccid.
September 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Saw one of the regulars that’s on Grindr come into the store today. He was so fucking rude.
May he always be flaccid and all of his future dates be flaccid.
May he always be flaccid and all of his future dates be flaccid.
Moon bathing
September 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Moon bathing
A guy on Grindr this morning asked me how I was; I said I just woke up (it was about 8:45a) and we chatted for a few minutes and it was going well. I didn’t respond within 4 minutes and he goes “you seem uninterested, have a good Sunday”
Why are men so fucking fickle???
Why are men so fucking fickle???
September 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A guy on Grindr this morning asked me how I was; I said I just woke up (it was about 8:45a) and we chatted for a few minutes and it was going well. I didn’t respond within 4 minutes and he goes “you seem uninterested, have a good Sunday”
Why are men so fucking fickle???
Why are men so fucking fickle???
Today I made a delivery to a customers house that just a couple weeks ago had a fling with; address was saved in my GPS and wondered why and when I pulled up, it was the same customer. Needless to say I dropped his delivery and my load off to him and took a quick naked dip in his pool.
September 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Today I made a delivery to a customers house that just a couple weeks ago had a fling with; address was saved in my GPS and wondered why and when I pulled up, it was the same customer. Needless to say I dropped his delivery and my load off to him and took a quick naked dip in his pool.
Do you goon?
Have you ever goon?
Will you goon?
Have you ever goon?
Will you goon?
August 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Do you goon?
Have you ever goon?
Will you goon?
Have you ever goon?
Will you goon?
My mood sometimes
July 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My mood sometimes
I need to tan my head
July 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I need to tan my head
Saying “Thanks, but not interested” to the hot guys that tap you on Grindr apparently can make you enemies.
Grow the fuck up. Not everyone will worship you
Grow the fuck up. Not everyone will worship you
July 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Saying “Thanks, but not interested” to the hot guys that tap you on Grindr apparently can make you enemies.
Grow the fuck up. Not everyone will worship you
Grow the fuck up. Not everyone will worship you
Working at a garden center has it upsides and downsides. Upside; I work with great people and have great clients. Downside; I buy plants for my already tight garden patio
June 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Working at a garden center has it upsides and downsides. Upside; I work with great people and have great clients. Downside; I buy plants for my already tight garden patio
They’re bi until you ask to suck their dick, then it’s just bye.
June 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They’re bi until you ask to suck their dick, then it’s just bye.
Once again, I’m ghosted by someone who seemed interested and then the line “I was busy” but clearly shows you’re active.
I’m staying single. Fuck dating or trying anymore
I’m staying single. Fuck dating or trying anymore
June 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Once again, I’m ghosted by someone who seemed interested and then the line “I was busy” but clearly shows you’re active.
I’m staying single. Fuck dating or trying anymore
I’m staying single. Fuck dating or trying anymore
One minute you’re fine, the next minute you’re flashed by a cock and now you’re foaming at the mouth.
The power a penis has
The power a penis has
June 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
One minute you’re fine, the next minute you’re flashed by a cock and now you’re foaming at the mouth.
The power a penis has
The power a penis has
Bought myself a ring because I haven’t had finger jewelry on in years. It’s a claddagh ring with a Celtic knit design on the band.
I’m getting married, to myself!
I’m getting married, to myself!
June 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bought myself a ring because I haven’t had finger jewelry on in years. It’s a claddagh ring with a Celtic knit design on the band.
I’m getting married, to myself!
I’m getting married, to myself!
Fell asleep around 10:30 last night and just woke up. I fear I have slept too long
June 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Fell asleep around 10:30 last night and just woke up. I fear I have slept too long
A Polyphemus moth, one of North American giant silk moths. He was a beauty
June 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A Polyphemus moth, one of North American giant silk moths. He was a beauty
Put this out there
June 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Put this out there
If you are going to take an interest in me, please let me know you’re in an open relationship before I start scribbling your name in my notebook.
Again with the “I just wanted to let you know that I’m in an open relationship, is that okay?” after we chatted for over an hour. First 5 minutes please
Again with the “I just wanted to let you know that I’m in an open relationship, is that okay?” after we chatted for over an hour. First 5 minutes please
June 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
If you are going to take an interest in me, please let me know you’re in an open relationship before I start scribbling your name in my notebook.
Again with the “I just wanted to let you know that I’m in an open relationship, is that okay?” after we chatted for over an hour. First 5 minutes please
Again with the “I just wanted to let you know that I’m in an open relationship, is that okay?” after we chatted for over an hour. First 5 minutes please