Jerry Carlson
jerrycarlson.bsky.social
Jerry Carlson
@jerrycarlson.bsky.social
After all these years I still haven't found my online voice.
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here, have some fish from 2002
January 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Imagine explaining to my 9-year-old, Tron-fanatic self in 1982: Many years from now, DisneyWorld is going to have a Tron lightcycle ride. And you’re going to get to go there and ride it a few times…
January 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!”
Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*
January 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/
Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim
You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...
projects.propublica.org
March 22, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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Grateful for this view, one of the only things that still makes sense.
November 12, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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For those who don't know this story, which I first shared six years ago today....

This one time I got my days wrong at work and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.

🧵
May 3, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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posting the julia roberts ad so everyone can refer to it here and not over there
October 30, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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A colorful painting of an isopod in bright rainbow colors. Acrylics on 11x14 wood panel, 2023. Whether you call them an isopod, woodlouse, pill bug, potato bug, roly poly, or slater, these ubiquitous little arthropods are peaceful and underappreciated little creatures.
#art #animals #psychedelic
September 27, 2024 at 4:09 PM
No u.
September 9, 2024 at 5:15 AM