Jeri Westerson
@jeriwesterson.bsky.social
Author of medieval, Tudor, Sherlockian and LGBTQ mysteries. Always with a little humor and a lot of heart. VERY anti AI. Trekkie forever. Democratic socialist. She/Her JeriWesterson.com
So folks, if your car is accelerating even when you apply the brakes, PUT IT IN NEUTRAL. And for those that might say to me, "It's different when YOU'RE in that situation," I was with an old Toyota. And I calmly put it in neutral, coasted to the side of the road, and turned off the engine! You can 2
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
So folks, if your car is accelerating even when you apply the brakes, PUT IT IN NEUTRAL. And for those that might say to me, "It's different when YOU'RE in that situation," I was with an old Toyota. And I calmly put it in neutral, coasted to the side of the road, and turned off the engine! You can 2
One of our holiday gifts from our son, was a subscription to the paper version of #TheOnion (yes, they do it), currently the most reliable newspaper in America. They are trying to get more subscriptions than the New York Times and I urge you to get on board. membership.theonion.com
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December 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
One of our holiday gifts from our son, was a subscription to the paper version of #TheOnion (yes, they do it), currently the most reliable newspaper in America. They are trying to get more subscriptions than the New York Times and I urge you to get on board. membership.theonion.com
It's called Boxing Day because this is the day the alms boxes were opened in England to give to the poor. Seems a little stingy to wait till AFTER Christmas, but... 🤷
December 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's called Boxing Day because this is the day the alms boxes were opened in England to give to the poor. Seems a little stingy to wait till AFTER Christmas, but... 🤷
Did you just get #bookvouchers for Christmas? May I recommend #DevilsGambit for your #Tudor reading pleasure? #booksky #readersky #booksky.club #historicalmystery Releasing Jan 1st! Where the jester is the sleuth!
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Did you just get #bookvouchers for Christmas? May I recommend #DevilsGambit for your #Tudor reading pleasure? #booksky #readersky #booksky.club #historicalmystery Releasing Jan 1st! Where the jester is the sleuth!
Today, readying for this evening:
#Appetizers:
*shrimp
*bruschetta
*stuffed mushrooms
#Dinner for 8:
*prime rib with au jus
*roasted potatoes
*Yorkshire pudding
*Fancy multi-colored carrots, buttered and slightly sweetened
#Dessert:
*Trifle
#Appetizers:
*shrimp
*bruschetta
*stuffed mushrooms
#Dinner for 8:
*prime rib with au jus
*roasted potatoes
*Yorkshire pudding
*Fancy multi-colored carrots, buttered and slightly sweetened
#Dessert:
*Trifle
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Today, readying for this evening:
#Appetizers:
*shrimp
*bruschetta
*stuffed mushrooms
#Dinner for 8:
*prime rib with au jus
*roasted potatoes
*Yorkshire pudding
*Fancy multi-colored carrots, buttered and slightly sweetened
#Dessert:
*Trifle
#Appetizers:
*shrimp
*bruschetta
*stuffed mushrooms
#Dinner for 8:
*prime rib with au jus
*roasted potatoes
*Yorkshire pudding
*Fancy multi-colored carrots, buttered and slightly sweetened
#Dessert:
*Trifle
Fibroids. Because kidney stones aren't fun enough. (But at least the fibroids are better by morning, as opposed to a week of misery with a kidney stone.)
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Fibroids. Because kidney stones aren't fun enough. (But at least the fibroids are better by morning, as opposed to a week of misery with a kidney stone.)
Good writing about terrible people. Journalists need to start calling all these trumpets Nazis because that is who they are. All of them.
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Good writing about terrible people. Journalists need to start calling all these trumpets Nazis because that is who they are. All of them.
This. They just might be so stupid as to lose power all on their own.
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This. They just might be so stupid as to lose power all on their own.
I love this kind of story. New shoes. I used.
December 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I love this kind of story. New shoes. I used.
Go, Daphne!
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Go, Daphne!
So...Bari Weiss is such a dunderhead she didn't check the international licenses so the Cecot video aired in Canada and now everyone has the video. The right are historically stupid.
December 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
So...Bari Weiss is such a dunderhead she didn't check the international licenses so the Cecot video aired in Canada and now everyone has the video. The right are historically stupid.
Here's how to contact 60 Minutes to tell them what cowards they are.
60m@cbsnews.com
60m@cbsnews.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Here's how to contact 60 Minutes to tell them what cowards they are.
60m@cbsnews.com
60m@cbsnews.com
Journalists today don't seem to know how to follow up with more questions. They don't seem to listen to the answers and just move on to the next question. This isn't journalism. Hell, I learned more about journalism in High School than what legacy media is doing.
December 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Journalists today don't seem to know how to follow up with more questions. They don't seem to listen to the answers and just move on to the next question. This isn't journalism. Hell, I learned more about journalism in High School than what legacy media is doing.
It is absolutely white hood year. I thought the humorous meme of a Pantone swatch completely black and called ''Epstein Files'' was amusing, but this is real. Completely out of touch, Pantone. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Blank canvas or tone-deaf? Pantone’s white Colour of the Year sparks backlash
Some critics have labelled the decision as "Pantonedeaf" and designers are divided in opinion.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It is absolutely white hood year. I thought the humorous meme of a Pantone swatch completely black and called ''Epstein Files'' was amusing, but this is real. Completely out of touch, Pantone. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Happy earth on a slant Day.
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy earth on a slant Day.
Only a few more days to get in the running to win a FREE ebook! #TudorMystery with bawdy court jester Will Somers as the reluctant sleuth. History, humor, drama, and shenanigans, sixteenth century style! #boosky #readersky #booksky.club
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Book Giveaway for Devil's Gambit by Jeri Westerson
Enter to win one of 10 free copies available from LibraryThing Early Reviewers.
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December 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Only a few more days to get in the running to win a FREE ebook! #TudorMystery with bawdy court jester Will Somers as the reluctant sleuth. History, humor, drama, and shenanigans, sixteenth century style! #boosky #readersky #booksky.club
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I think so.
December 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I think so.
#QueerMystery Coming Attractions. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ kingsriverlife.com/12/20/queer-...
Queer Mystery Coming Attractions: A New Year of Reading Bravely, Why Queer Books and New Genres Belong on Your Shelf
by Matt Lubbers-MooreA new year always arrives with quiet possibilities. It invites reflection, intention, and the hope of becoming just a little more knowledgeable than the year before. For readers, ...
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December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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#NewBlogPost up today on #FishandChips ...and boy am I hungry for it now.
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Fish & Chips; It's More International Than you Thought - Jeri Westerson
Yes, the iconic fast food of fried and battered fish served with hot chips (or what we would call French fries) served wrapped in newspaper, is a symbol of Great Britain. It wasn’t even included in th...
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December 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
#NewBlogPost up today on #FishandChips ...and boy am I hungry for it now.
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My current favorite quote from my own book is something from Tim Badger; "It's elementary, ain't it." That WILL be a t-shirt.
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My current favorite quote from my own book is something from Tim Badger; "It's elementary, ain't it." That WILL be a t-shirt.
A #SherlockHolmes #joke I just made up: Why does his violin music sound so bad? Because he plays everything in B flat. 😁 🎻
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A #SherlockHolmes #joke I just made up: Why does his violin music sound so bad? Because he plays everything in B flat. 😁 🎻
#BoycottHomeDepot This is what their management is doing to discourage day laborers. It's disgusting. Noise machines at L.A. Home Depot used to harass day laborers, advocates claim | KTLA share.google/aTLHrVvzW5Cx...
Noise machines at L.A. Home Depot used to harass day laborers, advocates claim
Immigrants’ rights advocates are sounding the alarm about noise machines placed high above the parking lot on light poles at a Home Depot in Cypress Park. The machines put out a consta…
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December 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
#BoycottHomeDepot This is what their management is doing to discourage day laborers. It's disgusting. Noise machines at L.A. Home Depot used to harass day laborers, advocates claim | KTLA share.google/aTLHrVvzW5Cx...
Someone is relaxed on me.
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Someone is relaxed on me.