I don’t know why everyone is so upset with the healthcare industry right now. I just got emails announcing holiday sales at two different blood laboratory testing facilities. One started with “Treat yourself!”

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WHY WOULD YOU WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT DRAKE’S CHIC PARISIAN ENTRY WAY THAT IS TIMELESS AND WILL FOREVER BE ON TREND AND NOT… SHOW A PICTURE OF THE GODDAMN ENTRY WAY?!?!

I used to work at the Hollywood bowl in the 90s. They banned Jimmy Buffett from ever performing again because so many fans vomited everywhere. The grounds were all covered in vomit. So much vomit. Might be the first time an artist was banned from a venue when they personally didn’t do anything. 

Our 6 year old keeps begging us to take the bones out of the chicken and wash them so he can start a “bone collection”. We said no. Hahaha.

My wife had a dream she was in Target when a natural disaster hit. Everyone panicked, started grabbing water and toilet paper & she noticed there was no competition for all the Halloween stuff so she filled her cart. To be clear someone (in the dream Target) screamed “if you go outside, you die”.

My 6 yr old making up the rules of a game we’re gonna play: “Then, if you lose, you have to go over to the cash register and sell farts.”