Jens Scherbl
@jensscherbl.bsky.social
Tell ’em a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call.
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“People shouldn’t be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people.” – Alan Moore, V for Vendetta
So, no big surprises today. New Siri still vaporware. Trump regime still blatantly lying every time they open their stupid fuckin’ mouths with zero consequences. Big Tech still trying to shove shitty AI features down everyone’s throats, desperately hunting for actually useful applications…
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
So, no big surprises today. New Siri still vaporware. Trump regime still blatantly lying every time they open their stupid fuckin’ mouths with zero consequences. Big Tech still trying to shove shitty AI features down everyone’s throats, desperately hunting for actually useful applications…
Anyone else wondering why John McAfee is so weirdly absent from the Epstein files? Conspiracy theories only!
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Anyone else wondering why John McAfee is so weirdly absent from the Epstein files? Conspiracy theories only!
Ok, this is a long shot, but does anyone happen to know how the fuck to deploy to fly.io from a GitHub repo when your Dockerfile uses a Docker Hardened Image, without having to jump through a dozen weird fucking workarounds?
February 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Ok, this is a long shot, but does anyone happen to know how the fuck to deploy to fly.io from a GitHub repo when your Dockerfile uses a Docker Hardened Image, without having to jump through a dozen weird fucking workarounds?
DONALD TRUMP HAS NO INTRINSIC VALUE! THAT IS ALL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
February 6, 2026 at 11:54 PM
DONALD TRUMP HAS NO INTRINSIC VALUE! THAT IS ALL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
Lots of people are correctly pointing out how money works right now. 🤫
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Lots of people are correctly pointing out how money works right now. 🤫
Just a reminder: Bitcoin operates independently of institutions. The blockchain doesn’t really care if exchanges, banks, or speculators go bankrupt. That’s the whole point.
February 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Just a reminder: Bitcoin operates independently of institutions. The blockchain doesn’t really care if exchanges, banks, or speculators go bankrupt. That’s the whole point.
Really not sure what the crypto bros are whining about right now. I still have the exact same amount of Bitcoin. Am I doing this wrong? 🤔
February 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Really not sure what the crypto bros are whining about right now. I still have the exact same amount of Bitcoin. Am I doing this wrong? 🤔
Are people just too hysterical right now? I’d usually agree, but then again the government has already killed people on the streets in broad daylight, and they lied about it. They’ve broken international law again and again, and they lied about it. They’ve repeatedly…
February 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Are people just too hysterical right now? I’d usually agree, but then again the government has already killed people on the streets in broad daylight, and they lied about it. They’ve broken international law again and again, and they lied about it. They’ve repeatedly…
GOOD DAY SO FAR. DID SOME INSIDER TRADING AND KICKED OFF A LITTLE MORE CORRUPTION. FUCKED A COUPLE OF CHILDREN DURING LUNCH BREAK, THEN WENT OUT AND KILLED A FEW PEOPLE IN THE STREETS. IT’S GOOD TO BE PRESIDENT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 😎✌️
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
GOOD DAY SO FAR. DID SOME INSIDER TRADING AND KICKED OFF A LITTLE MORE CORRUPTION. FUCKED A COUPLE OF CHILDREN DURING LUNCH BREAK, THEN WENT OUT AND KILLED A FEW PEOPLE IN THE STREETS. IT’S GOOD TO BE PRESIDENT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. 😎✌️
Interesting take from DHH on coding agents. Actually makes me want to try this stuff again after a ton of frustration with older models, and especially with shitty IDE integrations. world.hey.com/dhh/promotin...
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Interesting take from DHH on coding agents. Actually makes me want to try this stuff again after a ton of frustration with older models, and especially with shitty IDE integrations. world.hey.com/dhh/promotin...
Ignore the stupid documentary and the fucking Kennedy Center. They’re killing people in the street on camera, in broad daylight, and then lying about it right to your face.
February 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Ignore the stupid documentary and the fucking Kennedy Center. They’re killing people in the street on camera, in broad daylight, and then lying about it right to your face.
Just curious, is David Fincher already working on a thriller about the Epstein files? Can already hear the nerve-wracking Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross soundtrack in my head. Any suggestions for the cast?
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Just curious, is David Fincher already working on a thriller about the Epstein files? Can already hear the nerve-wracking Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross soundtrack in my head. Any suggestions for the cast?
I don’t know whether Tim Cook voted for Trump or what he really thinks about him. I have no idea what his reasons are for not speaking out publicly against this administration and its actions.
February 1, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I don’t know whether Tim Cook voted for Trump or what he really thinks about him. I have no idea what his reasons are for not speaking out publicly against this administration and its actions.
Any news today from the domestic terrorists occupying the White House?
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Any news today from the domestic terrorists occupying the White House?
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Unpopular opinion: I still think it’s not OK to fuck children and kill people, even though it’s basically been normalized by the US president by now.
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Unpopular opinion: I still think it’s not OK to fuck children and kill people, even though it’s basically been normalized by the US president by now.
Just realized I’ve drifted into more extreme positions over the last couple of weeks and turned into some kind of populist on social media. Consider this my Kanye Wall Street Journal full-page advertorial apology letter.
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Just realized I’ve drifted into more extreme positions over the last couple of weeks and turned into some kind of populist on social media. Consider this my Kanye Wall Street Journal full-page advertorial apology letter.
Keep in mind, you don’t necessarily have to go to a protest to take part in a general strike. It definitely sends a louder message, but if you don’t feel safe out there, just stay home instead. This is about economic pressure. No work, no school, no spending.
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Keep in mind, you don’t necessarily have to go to a protest to take part in a general strike. It definitely sends a louder message, but if you don’t feel safe out there, just stay home instead. This is about economic pressure. No work, no school, no spending.
Let’s just say it as it is: the president is a murderer.
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Let’s just say it as it is: the president is a murderer.
On a personal note, I’m proud to announce I’ve joined Apple’s PR team. Apple doesn’t know yet.
January 29, 2026 at 12:32 AM
On a personal note, I’m proud to announce I’ve joined Apple’s PR team. Apple doesn’t know yet.
USA, 2026: Apple opens the App Store to child pornography and joins its competitors in backing a push to replace one of the world’s oldest constitutional democracies with an emerging fascist regime led by the country’s dumbest, most incompetent idiots.
January 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
USA, 2026: Apple opens the App Store to child pornography and joins its competitors in backing a push to replace one of the world’s oldest constitutional democracies with an emerging fascist regime led by the country’s dumbest, most incompetent idiots.
Consider deleting your TikTok account as the first step toward a national general strike. Let’s tank their investments and drain their funding.
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Consider deleting your TikTok account as the first step toward a national general strike. Let’s tank their investments and drain their funding.
TikTok will be fixed and seem to be operating normally again in a few hours or days, and people will most likely be tempted to flock back. But make no mistake, it’ll still be owned by MAGA.
January 26, 2026 at 4:34 PM
TikTok will be fixed and seem to be operating normally again in a few hours or days, and people will most likely be tempted to flock back. But make no mistake, it’ll still be owned by MAGA.
The problem with TikTok isn’t just downtime or algorithm glitches. The server migration was only a symptom. It’s literally owned by MAGA now.
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 PM
The problem with TikTok isn’t just downtime or algorithm glitches. The server migration was only a symptom. It’s literally owned by MAGA now.