@jenofthecity.bsky.social
“Kind of introverted, but wickedly funny” - my mom
Permanently banned from Tinder
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Because I’m dope, and I do dope shit.
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Because I’m dope, and I do dope shit.
Lesson: “Founding Documents, part 1”
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Lesson: “Founding Documents, part 1”
Let’s be real - Trump is declaring war on Tylenol because he can’t pronounce acetaminophen
September 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Let’s be real - Trump is declaring war on Tylenol because he can’t pronounce acetaminophen
First week of school tired is a different kind of tired #TeacherLife
August 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
First week of school tired is a different kind of tired #TeacherLife
Back 2 school tomorrow means back 2 meal prepping today 😩
August 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Back 2 school tomorrow means back 2 meal prepping today 😩
Fuuuuuuuck this
June 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fuuuuuuuck this
This week is National Teacher Appreciation Week. Here is what one of my students said this morning: “I feel like if you need to have an appreciation week for certain jobs, it means you don’t pay them enough.”
From the mouths of babes 🍎
From the mouths of babes 🍎
May 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
This week is National Teacher Appreciation Week. Here is what one of my students said this morning: “I feel like if you need to have an appreciation week for certain jobs, it means you don’t pay them enough.”
From the mouths of babes 🍎
From the mouths of babes 🍎
Brought in donuts for one of my classes b/they had a really high test average last week (it’s usually very low). One kid had some powder residue on his mouth and his friend told him it looked like someone busted on his face.
Did it catch me off guard? Yes
Did I laugh? Also yes
Did it catch me off guard? Yes
Did I laugh? Also yes
May 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Brought in donuts for one of my classes b/they had a really high test average last week (it’s usually very low). One kid had some powder residue on his mouth and his friend told him it looked like someone busted on his face.
Did it catch me off guard? Yes
Did I laugh? Also yes
Did it catch me off guard? Yes
Did I laugh? Also yes
Is it just me, or is it a turnoff when a guy doesn’t use the Oxford comma? 🤣🤣🤣
May 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Is it just me, or is it a turnoff when a guy doesn’t use the Oxford comma? 🤣🤣🤣
FOUR MOVIE TICKETS SHOULD NOT COST $80
April 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
FOUR MOVIE TICKETS SHOULD NOT COST $80
Intelligent people don’t ban books
April 22, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Intelligent people don’t ban books
The U.S. Constitution is not a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ book.
April 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The U.S. Constitution is not a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ book.
This just in(ked):
April 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This just in(ked):
Open seating is gone from Southwest, as is their 2 free checked bags policy. Translation? There is no reason for me to fly with Southwest Airlines anymore
April 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Open seating is gone from Southwest, as is their 2 free checked bags policy. Translation? There is no reason for me to fly with Southwest Airlines anymore
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. #HANDSOFF
April 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. #HANDSOFF
A student just asked me if I’m having a boy or a girl (I’m not pregnant)😐
March 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A student just asked me if I’m having a boy or a girl (I’m not pregnant)😐
Currently sick. Just FaceTimed my parents to tell them something. The first words out of their mouths? “Wow, don’t you look wonderful”
(Both of them said this btw)
Why you gotta do me like that 😭😭😭
(Both of them said this btw)
Why you gotta do me like that 😭😭😭
March 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Currently sick. Just FaceTimed my parents to tell them something. The first words out of their mouths? “Wow, don’t you look wonderful”
(Both of them said this btw)
Why you gotta do me like that 😭😭😭
(Both of them said this btw)
Why you gotta do me like that 😭😭😭
Everyone should have donuts to celebrate the Ides of March. In fact….eat two, Brute
March 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Everyone should have donuts to celebrate the Ides of March. In fact….eat two, Brute
Happy PI day
March 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Happy PI day
Today is dress like a student day and I am fully getting into character and acting like them as well #HereForIt #SpiritWeek
March 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Today is dress like a student day and I am fully getting into character and acting like them as well #HereForIt #SpiritWeek
