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jemimapuddledog.bsky.social
Jem
@jemimapuddledog.bsky.social
Small hairy person living in Essex with my Mum. Supawmodel extraordinaire.
Lest we forget…..
November 11, 2023 at 8:14 AM
Oh dear. Mum’s ears are suffering tonight as I’ve barked at fireworks non stop for almost 4hrs. She’s surprised I haven’t lost my voice by now 🙉
November 4, 2023 at 8:58 PM
Rumour has it that Mum has ordered me 2 new Lickimats as I chewed most of the little spikes off one of the old ones. The new ones have squares or hexagons which seem more resistant to damage. I’ll report back 😋
November 1, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Mum’s on the warpath. Seems she gets a pension rise in a few weeks time…..that’s good isn’t it 🤔. Well, it’s just 25p a week - I can’t even suggest she gives it to me for treats. It would take me months to save enough for just one packet! She says it’s a 🤬 insult.
October 31, 2023 at 10:12 PM
@mawsongsp.bsky.social *Helicopter tail wags*. Welcome to the new neighbourhood Mawson. We’re all blundering around cluelessly - come & join in 😁
October 30, 2023 at 9:19 AM
My humiliation is complete. My Furdresser has just sent Mum this picture. Thanks Auntie Lisa 🤨. She said I’m just a sweet little white witch 🤔
October 26, 2023 at 8:19 PM
A couple more pictures without the interesting focal point. 😜
October 25, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Enjoying the sunshine at Lee Valley Park this afternoon. I agreed to a pawtrait session to show off my new furcut 😊
October 25, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Friends, please give a warm welcome to another refugee from the BlueBird Republic. She’s completely bonkers so should fit in perfectly 🤪
October 24, 2023 at 9:07 PM
@floraspaniel.bsky.social *Runs round in ever decreasing squircles*
FLORA! Welcome to the happy place - we’re all totally clueless but no-one minds.
October 24, 2023 at 9:04 PM
YAY! Let me introduce you to my dear friend Ollie the Great Wood Otter. A joyful reunion as I haven’t seen him for about a month! 😊
October 23, 2023 at 4:11 PM
@sydthesmiler.bsky.social Hello 👋 Are you a refugee from the BlueBird Republic? This is like moving into a brand new estate - we’re all learning the ropes together. I’m told the pub is 3 clouds past Pluto - see you there 🍻
October 22, 2023 at 8:10 AM
Er Mum! It might be more pertinent to keep walking to avoid that angry looking cloud before it drops its contents on us, rather than faffing about taking photos of it 🙄
October 21, 2023 at 4:09 PM
For some reason I always get the strangest feeling I’m being watched in this White Alder woodland 🌳👀😳
October 14, 2023 at 1:24 PM
Hey friends - please give a warm welcome to carriesg.bsky.social who’s just arrived from the BlueBird Republic and is feeling a bit lost 🤗
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carriesg.bsky.social
October 12, 2023 at 7:25 PM
@carriesg.bsky.social YAY! You made it 😁. Welcome to the happy place where we’re all learning the ropes together. It’s like moving into a brand new estate. The virtual pub is 3 clouds past Pluto and who the heck cares what day the bins go out. 🤪🥳💐
October 12, 2023 at 7:19 PM
YIPEE! We’ve now got hashtags. DMs next please @bsky.app
October 12, 2023 at 7:38 AM
Some of you will know I’ve been in training to be the next Andrex puppy. Well, it’s on hold. Every time I try to get hold of the paper, this scary THING hurls itself at me with much clanging & clattering. How’s a girl supposed to practise under these conditions 😳
October 11, 2023 at 12:58 PM
@lolawigglebutt.bsky.social Welcome to the happy place Lola 🤗😘
October 11, 2023 at 7:35 AM
We have to wait in for something this afternoon so we turned our day upside down & went to Lee Valley Park this morning. Mum is keen on iPhone photography so I’m afraid I have to post boring photos from time to time (no Jem) 😘
October 10, 2023 at 12:39 PM
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Hey fellow refugees from the Bluecheck Republic: let’s be proactive in bringing the #houndsoftwitter to our new home. When you get your invite codes, reach out to someone there whom you’d like to see join #skyhounds here.
October 8, 2023 at 3:01 PM
No machinery working at Lodge Farm yesterday so no birds around for Mum to peer at. I got paid for an Autumn photoshoot though 🍪🍖😋
October 10, 2023 at 7:52 AM
@sprocketcool.bsky.social You’re in good company here. I did just that last week ‘ it WAS turned on 💀 Mum says I was lucky it was only a low voltage one & the plug possibly pulled out first.
October 10, 2023 at 7:39 AM
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We’ve arrived and ready to find our friends 🐶🐾😀
October 6, 2023 at 9:21 PM
@ruthjeffery.bsky.social *Excited ears*. Welcome to the happy place Auntie Ruth! We’re going to have a housewarming pawty when there are enough of the old gang over here 🥳
October 7, 2023 at 8:15 PM