@jellyroots.bsky.social
How many times can you order only calamari from a place before it gets weird
November 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
How many times can you order only calamari from a place before it gets weird
Lmao I choked in my uber this is what I get
October 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Lmao I choked in my uber this is what I get
I'm so tired of head hurting
July 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm so tired of head hurting
Love finding someone else with the same extremely niche comfort character and sharing that unspoken understanding that you both have the same mental illness
July 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Love finding someone else with the same extremely niche comfort character and sharing that unspoken understanding that you both have the same mental illness
All the hot girls spiral into madness
June 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
All the hot girls spiral into madness
Also yeah, not dead, my body has just been exploding because why wouldn't it?
June 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Also yeah, not dead, my body has just been exploding because why wouldn't it?
This is a very niche complaint but it pisses me tf off when my episodic cluster headaches choose a different time of year to start. My bouts have ALWAYS been in winter and I already paid my dues in February. What do you mean we're doing June now???? I'm going to commit a crime.
June 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is a very niche complaint but it pisses me tf off when my episodic cluster headaches choose a different time of year to start. My bouts have ALWAYS been in winter and I already paid my dues in February. What do you mean we're doing June now???? I'm going to commit a crime.
Need an Argiope aurantia so bad rn
May 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Need an Argiope aurantia so bad rn
Past age 25, phone updates that rearrange everything feel exactly the same as someone dropping you in the middle of the woods with no map and no resources to make you claw your way back to civilization
May 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Past age 25, phone updates that rearrange everything feel exactly the same as someone dropping you in the middle of the woods with no map and no resources to make you claw your way back to civilization
It's amazing how the best method to catch like 1/3 of wild animals is to just throw a dish cloth over it and grab it
May 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It's amazing how the best method to catch like 1/3 of wild animals is to just throw a dish cloth over it and grab it
Million dollar idea: an allergy med that doesn't render you unconscious or make you feel like you've been made to walk the plank over shark infested waters
May 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Million dollar idea: an allergy med that doesn't render you unconscious or make you feel like you've been made to walk the plank over shark infested waters
Yeah, I can see auras. No, it's not a migraine, it's just that everyone has a blurry rainbow appearance because I'm psychic. I ran into that wall because its aura was so strong.
April 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Yeah, I can see auras. No, it's not a migraine, it's just that everyone has a blurry rainbow appearance because I'm psychic. I ran into that wall because its aura was so strong.
Everybody shut up and look at my nepenthes bicalcarata
April 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Everybody shut up and look at my nepenthes bicalcarata
My ideal fantasy: you bring me a nice cold glass of chocolate milk and then leave me the fuck alone
April 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My ideal fantasy: you bring me a nice cold glass of chocolate milk and then leave me the fuck alone
I'm in prison. I'm in prison, and I have no utensil to eat my snack.
April 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm in prison. I'm in prison, and I have no utensil to eat my snack.
I long to return home. The mechanic won't let me go. They keep asking me car riddles about my car. I don't know the answers, car riddler. All I know is bug facts. Free me.
April 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I long to return home. The mechanic won't let me go. They keep asking me car riddles about my car. I don't know the answers, car riddler. All I know is bug facts. Free me.
What if we kissed under my nepenthes bicalcarata
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What if we kissed under my nepenthes bicalcarata
Can you believe it, me, the owner of a nepenthes bicalcarata? Heh, and they say dreams don't come true. Later nerds, I've ascended to a plane you can only aspire to.
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Can you believe it, me, the owner of a nepenthes bicalcarata? Heh, and they say dreams don't come true. Later nerds, I've ascended to a plane you can only aspire to.
Would kill for a jello cup rn
March 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Would kill for a jello cup rn
What the absolute fuck is the point of skim milk
March 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
What the absolute fuck is the point of skim milk
Does someone pop out and shoot you if you use a regular whisk for matcha and not the bamboo thing? I'm literally shaking
March 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Does someone pop out and shoot you if you use a regular whisk for matcha and not the bamboo thing? I'm literally shaking
Ahh we meet again, my mortal enemy, dryer sounds
March 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Ahh we meet again, my mortal enemy, dryer sounds
Cognitive dissonance is really incredible, because a family member can go "Yeah, I had a horrible experience with (mutual family member), and all of these other people have had the EXACT same horrible experience with (mutual family member), but this time for sure it's the other person's fault."
March 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Cognitive dissonance is really incredible, because a family member can go "Yeah, I had a horrible experience with (mutual family member), and all of these other people have had the EXACT same horrible experience with (mutual family member), but this time for sure it's the other person's fault."
Behold. My sick as hell 1920s/30s strawberry lamp, of which I have 2. Haters will say it's fake
March 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Behold. My sick as hell 1920s/30s strawberry lamp, of which I have 2. Haters will say it's fake