jellothumbwrestler
@jellothumbwrestler.bsky.social
I thumb wrestle in jello or something.
My neuro is so spicy it puts ghost peppers to shame. 🫠
February 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
My neuro is so spicy it puts ghost peppers to shame. 🫠
The Honda Odyssey is the Nokia phone of Minivans.
January 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The Honda Odyssey is the Nokia phone of Minivans.
they released the final hostage of the TikTok ban. I'm done with TikTok but I missed my CapCut.
January 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
they released the final hostage of the TikTok ban. I'm done with TikTok but I missed my CapCut.
Where'd the plasmoids go? The aliens got sidelined in the plot and I think they need to bring them into the main storyline in today's episode.
January 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Where'd the plasmoids go? The aliens got sidelined in the plot and I think they need to bring them into the main storyline in today's episode.
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January 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Right now it feels like the writers of 2025 got lazy. This whole tiktok thing is a predictable played out trope. This show needs more comedy, romance and maybe a team of heros to step forward from the shadows. Less fascist clichés and more cat pictures. GIVE ME CAT PICTURES! 🙏
January 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Right now it feels like the writers of 2025 got lazy. This whole tiktok thing is a predictable played out trope. This show needs more comedy, romance and maybe a team of heros to step forward from the shadows. Less fascist clichés and more cat pictures. GIVE ME CAT PICTURES! 🙏
I've had 🎵 he's gone, he's gone and Bernie's wearing mittens. Fit for holding kittens, that were made by a school teacher. Immaculate vibes. 🎵 stuck in my head all day.
Simpler, happier times.
Simpler, happier times.
I heard "when hell freezes over".
Did you catch it? Quote from today...
Did you catch it? Quote from today...
January 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I've had 🎵 he's gone, he's gone and Bernie's wearing mittens. Fit for holding kittens, that were made by a school teacher. Immaculate vibes. 🎵 stuck in my head all day.
Simpler, happier times.
Simpler, happier times.
Celebrating Martin Luther King Jr by discussing critical race theory with my children.
I’m not ready for tomorrow. Instead of watching the inauguration, what will you be doing?
January 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Celebrating Martin Luther King Jr by discussing critical race theory with my children.
You have a lollipop.
A bully comes and takes your lollipop.
He takes a lick of it and drops it on the ground before handing it back to you.
Do you thank the bully?
Do you even want the lollipop now?
A bully comes and takes your lollipop.
He takes a lick of it and drops it on the ground before handing it back to you.
Do you thank the bully?
Do you even want the lollipop now?
January 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You have a lollipop.
A bully comes and takes your lollipop.
He takes a lick of it and drops it on the ground before handing it back to you.
Do you thank the bully?
Do you even want the lollipop now?
A bully comes and takes your lollipop.
He takes a lick of it and drops it on the ground before handing it back to you.
Do you thank the bully?
Do you even want the lollipop now?
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This made me sick.
January 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This made me sick.
I wanna puke.
January 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I wanna puke.
I miss my CapCut already. Is there any other editing apps that had a community attached to them like that? A place where editors share templates? We made such goofy shorts. CapCut helped me grow our YouTube gaming channel. Where do I edit now?
Check out mehorseface on the tube for some funniness.
Check out mehorseface on the tube for some funniness.
January 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I miss my CapCut already. Is there any other editing apps that had a community attached to them like that? A place where editors share templates? We made such goofy shorts. CapCut helped me grow our YouTube gaming channel. Where do I edit now?
Check out mehorseface on the tube for some funniness.
Check out mehorseface on the tube for some funniness.
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Someone asked if I was gonna watch and I told them I'm gonna be busy celebrating MLK day and discussing critical race theory with my kids.
January 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Someone asked if I was gonna watch and I told them I'm gonna be busy celebrating MLK day and discussing critical race theory with my kids.
Who else is going to try to open tiktok when they wake up?
January 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Who else is going to try to open tiktok when they wake up?
Capcut customer support gonna make me cry 😭
January 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Capcut customer support gonna make me cry 😭
So...that little red book is pretty nice. Did you know that almost everyone in the world speaks the universal language of cat memes? I may not know your cat's name without a translator but i know your cat is SO CUTE !
My cats are so cute too. Look at Serena in her little t shirt!
My cats are so cute too. Look at Serena in her little t shirt!
January 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
So...that little red book is pretty nice. Did you know that almost everyone in the world speaks the universal language of cat memes? I may not know your cat's name without a translator but i know your cat is SO CUTE !
My cats are so cute too. Look at Serena in her little t shirt!
My cats are so cute too. Look at Serena in her little t shirt!
On Capcut I have a template. On that template, there is a comment thread. In that thread there are over 1,600 comments from the last few weeks that are just two folks role-playing as Hazbin Hotel characters. Thanks to them, the template has more comments than it does likes. I'm gonna miss Capcut.
January 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
On Capcut I have a template. On that template, there is a comment thread. In that thread there are over 1,600 comments from the last few weeks that are just two folks role-playing as Hazbin Hotel characters. Thanks to them, the template has more comments than it does likes. I'm gonna miss Capcut.
Yesterday i became aware that CapCut is from ByteDance and that it looks like it's going byebye too. 😭
I canceled my pro and cashed out my creator wallet. No more making silly templates and rad edits on my favorite editor.
I canceled my pro and cashed out my creator wallet. No more making silly templates and rad edits on my favorite editor.
January 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Yesterday i became aware that CapCut is from ByteDance and that it looks like it's going byebye too. 😭
I canceled my pro and cashed out my creator wallet. No more making silly templates and rad edits on my favorite editor.
I canceled my pro and cashed out my creator wallet. No more making silly templates and rad edits on my favorite editor.
I was today years old when I made the connection that it's called riz bc they got chaRIZma. 💀
January 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I was today years old when I made the connection that it's called riz bc they got chaRIZma. 💀
Probably a controversial take, but the in-person inauguration protests are a bad idea & won't have a positive outcome. Protests don't work anymore & there is too much potential for violence. I don't want folks to put themselves in danger while giving maga an opportunity to sow more chaos and hate.
January 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Probably a controversial take, but the in-person inauguration protests are a bad idea & won't have a positive outcome. Protests don't work anymore & there is too much potential for violence. I don't want folks to put themselves in danger while giving maga an opportunity to sow more chaos and hate.
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I keep having seizure auras with no seizure. My body feels confused.
January 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I keep having seizure auras with no seizure. My body feels confused.
Bluesky is making me question if I'm human. They accused me of being a robot and deactivated my account. It took 3 days to convince them I'm a people but now I'm wondering if they were right all along. 🤖
January 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Bluesky is making me question if I'm human. They accused me of being a robot and deactivated my account. It took 3 days to convince them I'm a people but now I'm wondering if they were right all along. 🤖
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Merry Christmas from Biscuit.
December 25, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Merry Christmas from Biscuit.