biosecurity threat
@jelletoncrusher.bsky.social
Kuiper, 30, ♂️, EN/FR. Trainee clinical psychologist & part-time writer. Follow for unhinged takes and writing updates.
Pinned
Shamelessly plugging other accounts down here, lol.
Pokefarm: pokefarm.com/user/jelleton
Tumblr (main): www.tumblr.com/salmonsnaker...
Tumblr (writing): www.tumblr.com/kuiperbeltwr...
AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Famili...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/spacearts
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/kuiperbelt
Pokefarm: pokefarm.com/user/jelleton
Tumblr (main): www.tumblr.com/salmonsnaker...
Tumblr (writing): www.tumblr.com/kuiperbeltwr...
AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Famili...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/spacearts
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/kuiperbelt
sorry for the late update! chapter 5 will be delayed due to a wrist injury (trying to not type too much lol). 5 + 6 will be posted together when my wrist recovers which may unfortunately be a week or so
June 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
sorry for the late update! chapter 5 will be delayed due to a wrist injury (trying to not type too much lol). 5 + 6 will be posted together when my wrist recovers which may unfortunately be a week or so
hey all- my partner and i are trying to save up for an Australian visa to allow them to exit a red state in USA; they don't have anywhere else to go. we're nowhere near our goal of AUD $9095 & are getting a little desperate- even $1 helps shorturl.at/mNwz3 #helpsky #gofundme
Donate to Help us file for Subclass 300 Prospective Partner Visa, organized by Kuiper Baker
Our names our Kuiper and Kacie. We have been together … Kuiper Baker needs your support for Help us file for Subclass 300 Prospective Partner Visa
www.gofundme.com
June 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
hey all- my partner and i are trying to save up for an Australian visa to allow them to exit a red state in USA; they don't have anywhere else to go. we're nowhere near our goal of AUD $9095 & are getting a little desperate- even $1 helps shorturl.at/mNwz3 #helpsky #gofundme
Aaaaand Ch4 is LIVE! Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/654400...
Chapter summary: Marina's disappeared from the army overnight, and nobody's sure how to take the information, least of all Acht.
Warnings for drug use mentions! As always, be cautious when reading.
#splatoon #marinacht
Chapter summary: Marina's disappeared from the army overnight, and nobody's sure how to take the information, least of all Acht.
Warnings for drug use mentions! As always, be cautious when reading.
#splatoon #marinacht
June 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Aaaaand Ch4 is LIVE! Read it here: archiveofourown.org/works/654400...
Chapter summary: Marina's disappeared from the army overnight, and nobody's sure how to take the information, least of all Acht.
Warnings for drug use mentions! As always, be cautious when reading.
#splatoon #marinacht
Chapter summary: Marina's disappeared from the army overnight, and nobody's sure how to take the information, least of all Acht.
Warnings for drug use mentions! As always, be cautious when reading.
#splatoon #marinacht
Chapter 5 WIP is UP, and with it starts the medical horror section: www.patreon.com/posts/wip-pi...
Chapter 4 will be up on AO3 within the next 6 to 10 hours- hold tight! #splatoon #marinacht
Chapter 4 will be up on AO3 within the next 6 to 10 hours- hold tight! #splatoon #marinacht
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Chapter 5 WIP is UP, and with it starts the medical horror section: www.patreon.com/posts/wip-pi...
Chapter 4 will be up on AO3 within the next 6 to 10 hours- hold tight! #splatoon #marinacht
Chapter 4 will be up on AO3 within the next 6 to 10 hours- hold tight! #splatoon #marinacht
WIP for chapter 4 is UP: www.patreon.com/posts/131462...
Like chapter 3, this one is gonna go straight to public release, skipping the early access phase. Expect it finished and uploaded to AO3 later this week #splatoon #marinacht
Like chapter 3, this one is gonna go straight to public release, skipping the early access phase. Expect it finished and uploaded to AO3 later this week #splatoon #marinacht
[WIP] the piece of me i wish i didn't need (Ch.4) | Space
Get more from Space on Patreon
www.patreon.com
June 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
WIP for chapter 4 is UP: www.patreon.com/posts/131462...
Like chapter 3, this one is gonna go straight to public release, skipping the early access phase. Expect it finished and uploaded to AO3 later this week #splatoon #marinacht
Like chapter 3, this one is gonna go straight to public release, skipping the early access phase. Expect it finished and uploaded to AO3 later this week #splatoon #marinacht
archiveofourown.org/works/654400...
Post finally up- WIP and early accesses on hold for a few days, so might be a big influx of updates this Saturday. #marinacht #splatoon
Post finally up- WIP and early accesses on hold for a few days, so might be a big influx of updates this Saturday. #marinacht #splatoon
June 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
archiveofourown.org/works/654400...
Post finally up- WIP and early accesses on hold for a few days, so might be a big influx of updates this Saturday. #marinacht #splatoon
Post finally up- WIP and early accesses on hold for a few days, so might be a big influx of updates this Saturday. #marinacht #splatoon
Chapter 3 dropping soon directly to public access since it's almost 2 days late- had a family member in hospital emergency ward for a few days. Will link up once published
June 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Chapter 3 dropping soon directly to public access since it's almost 2 days late- had a family member in hospital emergency ward for a few days. Will link up once published
HEY SO I COMPLETELY FORGOT LMAO
Chapter 2 is now LIVE on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/654400...
Early Access for Chapter 3 and WIP for Chapter 4 will be delayed by a couple days due to finals tomorrow (!!!!) but they Will get linked up on here when complete #splatoon #marinacht
Chapter 2 is now LIVE on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/654400...
Early Access for Chapter 3 and WIP for Chapter 4 will be delayed by a couple days due to finals tomorrow (!!!!) but they Will get linked up on here when complete #splatoon #marinacht
archiveofourown.org
June 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
HEY SO I COMPLETELY FORGOT LMAO
Chapter 2 is now LIVE on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/654400...
Early Access for Chapter 3 and WIP for Chapter 4 will be delayed by a couple days due to finals tomorrow (!!!!) but they Will get linked up on here when complete #splatoon #marinacht
Chapter 2 is now LIVE on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/654400...
Early Access for Chapter 3 and WIP for Chapter 4 will be delayed by a couple days due to finals tomorrow (!!!!) but they Will get linked up on here when complete #splatoon #marinacht
Early access for Chapter 2 is UP! almost gave myself a heart attack with this one because I thought I'd lost the clipboard copy of it, but the word counter app thankfully had the final version of it saved 😭
Read here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
#splatoon #marinacht
Read here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
#splatoon #marinacht
May 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Early access for Chapter 2 is UP! almost gave myself a heart attack with this one because I thought I'd lost the clipboard copy of it, but the word counter app thankfully had the final version of it saved 😭
Read here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
#splatoon #marinacht
Read here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
#splatoon #marinacht
#marinacht PUBLIC RELEASE NOW UP: archiveofourown.org/works/65440090
Updated a little later than usual today (currently 1:30am on Sunday, whoops). Next update will be on 17/05.
Updated a little later than usual today (currently 1:30am on Sunday, whoops). Next update will be on 17/05.
May 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
#marinacht PUBLIC RELEASE NOW UP: archiveofourown.org/works/65440090
Updated a little later than usual today (currently 1:30am on Sunday, whoops). Next update will be on 17/05.
Updated a little later than usual today (currently 1:30am on Sunday, whoops). Next update will be on 17/05.
www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
Chapter 1- nostalgia is up! As with my other fanworks, the paywall will last until 12pm AEST next Saturday (10/05/25), at which point the chapter will be made publicly accessible and crossposted to AO3. #marinacht #splatoon
Chapter 1- nostalgia is up! As with my other fanworks, the paywall will last until 12pm AEST next Saturday (10/05/25), at which point the chapter will be made publicly accessible and crossposted to AO3. #marinacht #splatoon
May 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
Chapter 1- nostalgia is up! As with my other fanworks, the paywall will last until 12pm AEST next Saturday (10/05/25), at which point the chapter will be made publicly accessible and crossposted to AO3. #marinacht #splatoon
Chapter 1- nostalgia is up! As with my other fanworks, the paywall will last until 12pm AEST next Saturday (10/05/25), at which point the chapter will be made publicly accessible and crossposted to AO3. #marinacht #splatoon
First original post uploaded- yes this will remain a paid member-only post, unless I decide to include it in a published anthology, at which point I will make it public :)
This poetry piece engages w/overwork and corporate exploitation of workers, esp when disabled.
www.patreon.com/posts/origin...
This poetry piece engages w/overwork and corporate exploitation of workers, esp when disabled.
www.patreon.com/posts/origin...
May 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
First original post uploaded- yes this will remain a paid member-only post, unless I decide to include it in a published anthology, at which point I will make it public :)
This poetry piece engages w/overwork and corporate exploitation of workers, esp when disabled.
www.patreon.com/posts/origin...
This poetry piece engages w/overwork and corporate exploitation of workers, esp when disabled.
www.patreon.com/posts/origin...
Throwing my link out here again for the #KofiPromoteChallenge ! I'm a student psychologist with a minor in creative writing, looking to make good use of both degrees, and tips would be the #1 way to let me know you like what I do (aside from sharing my works!) ko-fi.com/kuiperbelt
Buy Kuiper a Coffee
Become a supporter of Kuiper today!
ko-fi.com
April 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Throwing my link out here again for the #KofiPromoteChallenge ! I'm a student psychologist with a minor in creative writing, looking to make good use of both degrees, and tips would be the #1 way to let me know you like what I do (aside from sharing my works!) ko-fi.com/kuiperbelt
April 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
For anyone that wants to know, my posting schedules are Tuesdays (oneshots), Thursdays (original works, usually poetry and short-form prose), and Saturdays (multi-chapter updates). I currently have multiple WIPs that I'm working on, so updates will be rolling out regularly for the next 2 months-ish.
April 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
For anyone that wants to know, my posting schedules are Tuesdays (oneshots), Thursdays (original works, usually poetry and short-form prose), and Saturdays (multi-chapter updates). I currently have multiple WIPs that I'm working on, so updates will be rolling out regularly for the next 2 months-ish.
Shamelessly plugging other accounts down here, lol.
Pokefarm: pokefarm.com/user/jelleton
Tumblr (main): www.tumblr.com/salmonsnaker...
Tumblr (writing): www.tumblr.com/kuiperbeltwr...
AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Famili...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/spacearts
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/kuiperbelt
Pokefarm: pokefarm.com/user/jelleton
Tumblr (main): www.tumblr.com/salmonsnaker...
Tumblr (writing): www.tumblr.com/kuiperbeltwr...
AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Famili...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/spacearts
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/kuiperbelt
April 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Shamelessly plugging other accounts down here, lol.
Pokefarm: pokefarm.com/user/jelleton
Tumblr (main): www.tumblr.com/salmonsnaker...
Tumblr (writing): www.tumblr.com/kuiperbeltwr...
AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Famili...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/spacearts
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/kuiperbelt
Pokefarm: pokefarm.com/user/jelleton
Tumblr (main): www.tumblr.com/salmonsnaker...
Tumblr (writing): www.tumblr.com/kuiperbeltwr...
AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Famili...
Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/spacearts
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/kuiperbelt
www.patreon.com/posts/wip-pi...
The first draft for #MarinAcht longfic is up! The final version should be finished, polished up, and ready for early access by May 3rd, public access by May 10th. First draft of Chapter 2 should be up by May 3rd, as well!
The first draft for #MarinAcht longfic is up! The final version should be finished, polished up, and ready for early access by May 3rd, public access by May 10th. First draft of Chapter 2 should be up by May 3rd, as well!
WIP- the piece of me i wish i didn't need (Ch. 1) | Space
Get more from Space on Patreon
www.patreon.com
April 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
www.patreon.com/posts/wip-pi...
The first draft for #MarinAcht longfic is up! The final version should be finished, polished up, and ready for early access by May 3rd, public access by May 10th. First draft of Chapter 2 should be up by May 3rd, as well!
The first draft for #MarinAcht longfic is up! The final version should be finished, polished up, and ready for early access by May 3rd, public access by May 10th. First draft of Chapter 2 should be up by May 3rd, as well!
Reposted by biosecurity threat
Reposted by biosecurity threat
happy 3rd anniversary to the greatest splatoon discovery of all time: the jelfonzo "FUCK YOU" shirt.
April 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
happy 3rd anniversary to the greatest splatoon discovery of all time: the jelfonzo "FUCK YOU" shirt.
www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
finished piece finally uploaded- the full version will be made public, and crossposted to both AO3 and Tumblr, on April 29th.
finished piece finally uploaded- the full version will be made public, and crossposted to both AO3 and Tumblr, on April 29th.
April 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
finished piece finally uploaded- the full version will be made public, and crossposted to both AO3 and Tumblr, on April 29th.
finished piece finally uploaded- the full version will be made public, and crossposted to both AO3 and Tumblr, on April 29th.
