After being away for awhile due to getting marooned on a deserted island with a peculiar rock with eyes, and an angry man who kept insisting he was, “not a crook” I am back and ready for more adventures! @totalusrankium.bsky.social

Pirate King Jeff sailing through space, straight to the moon, hoping to pirate and pillage all along the ‘Sea’ of Tranquility… who wants to tell him it’s not an actual… no, never mind. #Jeffislove #Jeffthruhistory @totalusrankium.bsky.social @paxamericus.bsky.social

Today, we see errand boy Jeff, returning with the “Oak Leaves” required for Julius Caesar’s Civic Crown. Oh Jeff… #Jeffislove #Jeffthruhistory @totalusrankium.bsky.social @paxamericus.bsky.social

Today, we have Jeff V or Jeff the Great (or, Jeff the Great First Edition) how can I describe such a Jeff? Great hair for a great Jeff. What else needs to be said? #Jeffislove #Jeffthruhistory @totalusrankium.bsky.social @paxamericus.bsky.social

Happy New Year!!

New Year, Same Jeff 🤌🏻☺️
Looking forward to your plenty of new Jeff adventures in 2025
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We have our first “Jeff! What If…?” A series of scenarios involving Jeff throughout the Roman empire, American presidents, pirates, and beyond.

Today, “What if Jeff Took the Purple?”

Introducing: Gaius Marcus Aurelius Jeffienus Pupienus Maximus and Rocky
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Today, we have Jeff III, brother of Jeff II and younger son of Jef I. Jeff III spent a lengthy career in the army and Praetorian Guard and somehow managed to die peacefully in his bed as an old man… WOW! #Jeffislove #Jeffthruhistory @totalusrankium.bsky.social @paxamericus.bsky.social

“The only charge that anyone can level against us is one of insufficient generosity to ourselves.” -Probably not Psellus… but it works.

*cough cough* today we have Jeff II. He was patient zero of the Antonine Plague. Taken far too soon #Jeffislove #Jeffthruhistory @totalusrankium.bsky.social

“A Jeff per day keeps the bulgars away… or does it?” -Historia Augusta
Today, we see Jeff I. His story is a ‘Rags to Riches…back to rags’ story. His greatest accomplishment is being the Patriarch of the Jeffia Family #Jeffislove #Jeffthruhistory @totalusrankium.bsky.social @paxamericus.bsky.social

Jeff, Second mate of ‘The Fancy’ under Captain Henry Avery- with his frilly sleeves (required dress on The Fancy) wielding his “cutlass” and trying to align with the pirate cliché of wearing an eyepatch…. on both eyes #jeffislove #jeffthruhistory
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@totalusrankium.bsky.social Rob, we need some trilogy art!