jeffrey woods
@jeffthekillspeople.bsky.social
i like to kill
dm for applications.
dm for applications.
Pinned
ch ch ch ah ah ah
this is cute as shit i might just start doing this to people instead of murdering them
August 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
this is cute as shit i might just start doing this to people instead of murdering them
dude you know what's crazy i took some pills earlier that slowed down time to a crawl where like 1 second was the equivalent of like 8000 years and they only just wore off like right as im typing this
August 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
dude you know what's crazy i took some pills earlier that slowed down time to a crawl where like 1 second was the equivalent of like 8000 years and they only just wore off like right as im typing this
admittedly that was an abysmal way to tell everyone im back
as in it's jeff you can't tell though
it's me
June 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
admittedly that was an abysmal way to tell everyone im back
as in it's jeff you can't tell though
it's me
June 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
as in it's jeff you can't tell though
ok im gonna visit my mom now see you later
June 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
ok im gonna visit my mom now see you later
i think i miss my mom
May 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i think i miss my mom
anyone else think eating people is gross
May 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
anyone else think eating people is gross
HE DOESN'T SAY SHIT SO I DON'T THINK I'M IN ANY REAL DANGER BUT I NEED TO GET THIS MESSAGE OUT DONT TRUST HIM
April 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
HE DOESN'T SAY SHIT SO I DON'T THINK I'M IN ANY REAL DANGER BUT I NEED TO GET THIS MESSAGE OUT DONT TRUST HIM
IT'S JEFF JASON STOLE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT AND WON'T GIVE IT BACK IDK HOW LONG I HAVE
April 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
IT'S JEFF JASON STOLE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT AND WON'T GIVE IT BACK IDK HOW LONG I HAVE
ch ch ch ah ah ah
April 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
ch ch ch ah ah ah
i sent a joke job application to wendy’s under the name “jeff the cashier” and they accepted wtf
February 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i sent a joke job application to wendy’s under the name “jeff the cashier” and they accepted wtf
i live for the hunt
February 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
i live for the hunt
been getting into baking recently but it's been hard cause i keep killing the teachers
February 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
been getting into baking recently but it's been hard cause i keep killing the teachers
think its a no but theres always next time
will you be my valentine
I made this account just to say... You're a bitch.
February 16, 2025 at 8:12 AM
think its a no but theres always next time
will you be my valentine
I made this account just to say... You're a bitch.
February 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
will you be my valentine
who am i shipped with lol
February 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
who am i shipped with lol
dude i'm actually jeffed up right now good lord
February 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
dude i'm actually jeffed up right now good lord
smoked weed with valem
February 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
sorry for my absence i got my shit rocked by this fat dude who kept insisting he was my uncle and only now escaped from his weird ass house
February 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
sorry for my absence i got my shit rocked by this fat dude who kept insisting he was my uncle and only now escaped from his weird ass house
who are you bro
I made this account just to say... You're a bitch.
February 9, 2025 at 10:06 AM
who are you bro
ultra jeffstinct
January 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
ultra jeffstinct