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jeffsreturn.bsky.social
Beefcake Dad
@jeffsreturn.bsky.social
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I just want to be strong and fast.
Never ask me what I mean, it's just the OCD talking.
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Hello Moto
A close-up shot of a hand holding a white and red can of Stella Artois lager beer. The can features the brand's logo, the year "ANNO 1366," and the word "BELGIUM." A circular temperature indicator above the label shows a snowflake and the words "KOUD" and "FROID" (meaning cold). The person is sitting down, with the can held against dark green fabric.
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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This is a placeholder. I'm gorgeous and I've got plans. See you in a year or something
This is a close-up, selfie-style photo of a man sitting in what appears to be the driver's seat of a vehicle. He is looking directly at the camera with a scrunched-up expression, showing his teeth. ​The man has a bald head and a beard that is graying at the chin. He's wearing black-framed sunglasses with reflective, golden-yellow lenses that show a reflection of his surroundings, including a cell phone he's holding to take the picture. He's also wearing a dark blue polo shirt, a black hooded sweatshirt, and a bright yellow high-visibility vest. A silver ring is visible on his left ring finger. The interior of the car is partially visible, with a dark seat and some clothes or bags in the background. This is a close-up, straight-on photo of a large bag of "Croky" brand chips. The bag is teal-colored with a yellow top section. The brand name "Croky" is written in large, bold, white letters with a purple outline. ​The flavor is described as "EXPLOSION CHEESE & PEAR". The image on the bag depicts a stylized explosion with a piece of cheese and a slice of pear mixed in with the chips. A "NEW" label is also visible on the yellow part of the bag. Below the bag on the shelf is a price tag for the "Croky Explos. Cheese&Pear" with a price of €3,60. Other bags of chips are visible on the shelf to the left and right, and above and below the main bag.
September 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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40 today. Happy birthday to me. Logging out forever as a present to myself. Take care xx
​The image shows a man with a mustache sitting on a sofa. He is wearing a black suit and a white collar, which appears to be a clerical collar. On his head is a striped, cone-shaped party hat with a circular emblem on the front. He has a somber expression and his hands are clasped in his lap. ​Behind him, the sofa is covered with a patterned blanket or tapestry featuring a bearded figure with a halo and a visible, flaming heart. The background is a room decorated with balloons and streamers, suggesting a party setting. The image also has a caption at the bottom that reads "(JACK MUTTERING)".
September 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
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I was going to wait until next week to give up on the old social medias, but sometimes fuck it is the better option. It's been as fun as much its been really difficult and isolating. Local moots have my telephone number, I think. All the best xx
September 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I'm as unhealthy, both physically and mentally, as I've ever been. Guess I should do something about that.
September 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Today just sat in my u-pants spilling prosecco all over my semi nude body thinking this is how I die
September 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Got one of those alerts in my phone about terrible weather in the Alps, whilst I was already driving in the Alps through terrible weather just thinking this is how I die.
September 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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IYKYK
The Legion of Doom - I Know What You Buried Last Summer
YouTube video by Joey R0x (W Knight)
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September 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Glinner is short for Glamorous Dinner
September 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Yeah its really fucking good
September 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I guarantee my head is bigger than Glinner's
September 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Going to a fucking Cèilidh shortly, so you bet your life I've been non verbal in my parents garage for the last 2 hours
September 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Hell yes
September 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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For me thats Something to Write Home About, but Spiderland is very good so far
September 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Dismayed by the "I loathe Gl**ner but his arrest should scare us all" takes. The bar for arrest over a social media post *should be extremely high*, but a guy who's harassed trans people 19 hours a day for 8 years, telling his 600k fans to attack any trans women they see, clears that bar v easily?
September 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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They're doing upurr eats
Two cats sitting on a motorbike each
September 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Glen Barry Ben Ross
September 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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I'm listening to Slint and folks, I'm into it
September 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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4 for 3 on Nectar
4 for 3 on Nectar
Na nah nah nah
Na nah nah nah
​The image shows a close-up, eye-level shot of a can of Suntory -196 Grapefruit sitting on a bed with blue and white striped sheets. The can is the central focus of the image. ​In the foreground, a blue vape device and a pair of black sunglasses lie on the bed. The background is slightly out of focus, showing a brown headboard and a light green wall with a framed picture on it. The lighting is soft and even, and the overall color palette is a mix of blues, browns, and grays.
September 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Shh, its Tour of Britain time. Please shut up
September 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Just heard someone say that David Lammy needs a good hard kick up the arse
September 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Pissed
September 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM