What? The Long Island crowd at the Ryder Cup is behaving like boorish, entitled assholes, you say? I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

People on the right doing everything they can to push the false narrative that violence is only coming from the left is quite frankly pathetic. So easily disproven. You all really are living in a fact-free world.

It's amazing how quickly corporations crawl right up the butt of this corrupt administration. I'm streaming a show on Hulu and I'm continually subjected to a truck commercial that tells me to "never stop being American". Like what the fuck does that even mean?

Okay so I just started the new season of #BlackMirror and the first episode stars Rashida Jones, daughter of Quincy, Tracee Ellis Ross, daughter of Diana, and features a song by Minnie Ripperton, mother of Maya Rudolph. And Tracee's character name is Gaynor. Very content relevant

It's years later and I still can't get over how good "Original Cast Album - Co-Op" truly is. The full versions of the songs are better than some stuff I've seen on Broadway.

Every single republican president in my lifetime has crashed the economy. Every single one. We do not learn from our mistakes. Not like I ever wanted to retire anyway. #herewegoagain

Crazy watching the members of the most incompetent administration in history and their toadies in Congress fall all over themselves trying prove the reaction to Zelinskyy was appropriate. They really do love the uneducated.

12 hours after a deadly air crash, he's saying it was because the FAA had a DEI policy.
I don't know what kind of soulless black heart a person must have to make such a statement after a tragedy but it makes me sick to my stomach to think about it.

Every once in a while #BurgerKing starts an ad campaign that makes me avoid buying anything till they pull it. Years ago it was that creepy "King Head" guy and now they start this tuneless song that is like acid in the ears. Sorry, BK, but McD's and Wendy's are right there.

I gotta say, as a lifelong Yankees fan, I never really thought about Juan Soto before 2024 and I don't expect to think about him much going forward. He was a nice one year rental so please stop telling us we need to get over it. We're over it.

Joel throwing up his hands like "WTF?" As he bursts into tears at his kitchen table is one of the most relatable things I've ever seen on television. #somebodysomewhere

They don't realize the blowing leaves are not alive. Fascinated with what goes on outside on a blustery day. #caturday