Jeff Noethen
jeffnoethen.bsky.social
Jeff Noethen
@jeffnoethen.bsky.social
Data analytics guy. Sounders. Star Wars. Lego. Running. Probably complaining about something.
Well that was a shitshow of pk's. #sounders
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I hadn't watched any baseball until the playoffs, but from the little that I've watched...the umpiring has been criminal.
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Fwiw, I turned to my wife at the beginning of the match last night and said, "Ferreira's gonna score tonight"... I patted myself on the back in the 57th minute. #sounders
May 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Amateur hour from the Sounders on that free kick. I literally said, why isn't someone on the ground...
April 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It looks like the Dem Rep from SW Washington is one of the 10 Dems who voted to censure, Mr. Al Green for being a real human... I am not in SW Washington, so she's not my rep, but... I'm sure someone on here is from that area if you'd like to ask her some questions.
March 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
OK listen, I have no qualms with the Reign, I have been to a handful of games and generally root for them. But, why am I forced to choose which team is my default team and setup a new profile in the app?? I am only a Sounders season ticket holder and they should know that already.
March 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Reposted by Jeff Noethen
Knowledge is power…
February 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Lol, 'Western Seattle' made the national news.
February 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
People hating on the Commanders today forget they were picked to finish in the bottom of the division.
January 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Pet peave, people who say Nordstrom's.

It's Nordstrom, not Nordstrom's... hello!
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January 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I don't understand the point of the "Discover" tab, it just shows me the same people I'm already following.
January 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Better than bob... finally. #sounders
November 24, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #369,195!

3,6,9, damn she fine...
October 22, 2024 at 3:23 AM
We need to be a whole lot better amd score some goals. #ebfg
September 1, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Pretty much done with the Sounders for the rest of this season. Wake me up if things change. ✌️
June 9, 2024 at 3:00 AM
MLS is a joke of a league and PRO is a clown organization.
May 19, 2024 at 4:35 AM
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April 29, 2024 at 5:23 PM
A red card for a push in the back? Mmmkay #sounders
April 21, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Alright, I guess I'm finally off of Twitter since I got a new phone and can't figure out / don't care how to change the 2FA thing to this phone. So, hello again Bluesky.
March 8, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I worked my fair share of holiday Eve's in high school and college, so I feel this. I always try to be even more appreciative of retail folks during the holidays. 👏
The only Thin Whatever Line shirt I’d wear is one honoring our brave and thankless Christmas Eve retail/delivery/grocery workers. My siblings I will never forget what we have overcome 🫡
December 25, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Several years ago, I would have bitched about how bad the ref was in the #sounders match, but I'm resigned to just 'meh' at this point. Still Uncle Ted was pretty poor imo.
November 30, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Ahhh it's that day of year where I get auto texts from my Dr., Eye Dr. And random company Wishing me a Happy Birthday...
November 23, 2023 at 4:27 PM
Oh hey, we can add pics now. Cool! I just got back from a week in Sedona. It was fantastic!
November 16, 2023 at 10:55 PM